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My thought on Colombians I have met in the US. They are some of the politist people that you can meet. They are extremely willing to help you out. They are typically funny and kind...
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There are that group who only know how to bitch about everything american and tell us (American Citizens) how much better EVERYTHING in Colombia is. We will call this group the "Ugly Colombians" the following are some classic examples:
1. La Carne aqui no sabe a nada-the meat here has no flavor
2. Chickens here don't taste like the ones in Colombia
3. The schools here are not as good as in Colombia
I am sure this list can be added to. These are the comments that i have actually heard(and can remember).
The patent ridiculousness of these comments need not be pointed out, however it is noteworthy to point out that other countries have their "ugly tourists".
I was recently in Colombia with my wife and an "ugly American" friend. Early on during our stay I told him to stop comparing the two countries and enjoy the fact that Colombia was DIFFERENT, instead of making qualitative comparisons. As time went on he was able to go with the flow and appreciate the differences.
The "ugly Colombians" are really annoying and as bad if not worse that the "ugly american". The connecting thread between the two is a total lack of respect for the countries in which they find themselves. I would never rattle off a list, while in Colombia, of all the ways that the USA is better than Colombia.
The other thing I noticed about the "ugly Colombians"(this is not exclusively colombians but many other uglies also) they ALWAYS fly the Colombian flag here in the USA..outside the house is the most offensive, however, the rearview is another prime spot. It was funny, when I was in Colombia I don't recall seeing ANY Colombian flags flying from houses or hanging from inside cars.
By the way to all concerned the correct adjective describing a citizen of the United States of America is....
AMERICAN
I had some ASSH.... Colombian customs guy go off when he asked what nationality I was and I said American. He said "I'm american too..South American" yeah OK..Whatever. That guy would NEVER and I mean NEVER ID himself as anything but Colombian.
By itaguifun on May 6, 2005, 14:44 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 15:31: itaguifun---Good point!!! I am a Colombian American. Most here know my history but I will repeat it for you in a nutshell. I was born in Colombia, but my parents brought me here very young. I'm in my mid 40's and have been a citizen since---late teens.
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kernow62 says on May 6, 2005, 15:46: Gomez could you explain how you go about getting this free medical care, I would like to tell a few of my American friends. I know one that is dying from cancer because she was refused treatment without insurance, too late for her, she has days left. Another died because he had no insurance and needed a heart transplant, too late. But I have others that really should get checked for various ailments but they are refused treatment, how do these illegals get around it. Please enlighten me.
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 16:18: Kernow...I sense your sarcasm but...here is your answer Let's start with one basic question. Do you know what "Medicaid" is? It is NOT to be confused with Medicare. Medicare is a program, a form of national health insurance (socialized medicine---YIKES) that is for people over 65.
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 16:23: By the way Kernow IN Colombia......
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platano says on May 6, 2005, 17:01: G5, good to have you back! Regarding your comment: "Sure the schools are better in Colombia if you can afford to send them to the better schools."
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kernow62 says on May 6, 2005, 17:16: Hi Gomez, thanks for the explanation, I was not aware that every major metropolitan area had a hospital that treated anyone without ability to pay. I knew about Cook, it is very famous. I know Orlando isn't a major metropolitan area, but a GOOGLE search doesn't turn up any such hospitals, perhaps I am using the wrong search phrase. Help me locate one in Florida. Perhaps Miamimike can help me. With the economy the way it is I might need a free hospital one of these days.
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platano says on May 6, 2005, 17:26: Kernow62, you are correct about fantastic Colombian doctors... and not only eye doctors. Cardiologists, obstetricians, etc. because the Colombian education system produces fantastic physicians. And I am speaking of doctors educated in public grade schools and later at public universities like Universidad de Valle, not just to private schools and universities.
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 17:54: Platano....really? Statistics, statistics. I can explain away your explanation with ease. 9th grade ends.......and it all ends...
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dwmte says on May 6, 2005, 17:59: kernow... i think the county general hospital in orlando is orlando regional.
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 18:02: Kernow....Miamimike will know this well I know him and have talked to him a few times. I am sure if you PM he would be happy to communicate with you too. I remember we debated this issue before. It seems you know an endless number of people who in this position (without insurance yet in need of medical care)
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kernow62 says on May 6, 2005, 18:45: Yes, Gomez I know you two chat on the phone. ;-)Talk about the odd couple. I hope he won't mind communicating with a liberal like me.
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BxUnika says on May 6, 2005, 18:46: Illegals Are you insinuating that he is lying? Well, I am from NY and they have certain clinics and hospitals where you pay $15 and it's something like an insurance card at that particulat hospital/clinic. If you know how to work the system, it's there.
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kernow62 says on May 6, 2005, 18:57: BxUnika "Are you insinuating that he is lying?" Who are you directing it at and about what?
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Mecaseconuncartagenero says on May 6, 2005, 19:39: I agree and disagree, itaguifun.... Actually, let me start with... when I was reading you article at the beginning I thought it was going to strike some nerves with my opinions, but then, it got better.... Then It got worse again. I agree with you in the aspects that comparing countries is stupid because you can't really compare two completely different countries.. The ways the people think and act aren't stupid or "weird" (as people from the US seem to think). They are just two different cultures. Respect that. THAT I agree with... Julie Perez :) 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 6, 2005, 20:11: About that flag thing Just make sure the U.S. and Colombian flags are of equal size and flown at equal heights. Otherwise, the Boy Scout down the street or maybe even Kofi Annan might come after you for violating the U.S. Code or an international agreement. On the other hand, if the U.S. is ever at war with Colombia, it appears your favorite country is allowed to hold the superior position (bigger flag or flown higher). ;-)
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 20:50: As to the flag stuff........ Here in Chicago, we have rival the diversity of New York. Inasmuch as well have huge Latino culture from all over Latin America. We also have a large Asian community, Greek community, Arab Community, Eastern European community from all countries, but especially Poland. In fact, Chicago is the second largest populated city in the world. The largest Polish city is of course, in Poland. but no other polish city has as many Poles as Chicago......strange huh? But then again, Chicaog, has the third largest populated city of Mexicans.....behind 1. Mexico City and 2. Los Angeles.
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Lionheart says on May 6, 2005, 21:00: South Carolina flags In front of the capitol of SC the Confederate flag was flying higher than the US flag until recently. Now it had to get moved away and is now flying even higher on its own pole in a more prominent position, but is politically correct now.
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Rubiazo says on May 6, 2005, 21:42: First off I know nothing about hospitals or medicine in Colombia BUT
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 22:06: Rubiazo Just for the record............Where are you from ?
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 22:38: Hey Mario I think I am on the same page is you. This guy is ...... a bit Rubiazo, is somewhat unbalanced.
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platano says on May 6, 2005, 23:15: G5, "You also distorted the issue here. I NEVER said that Colombian schools were no good. Did I? Platano, I swear you pull this again and again. You just don't quit."
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miamimike says on May 6, 2005, 23:45: On US Health Care.. Not staying long tonight. Here in Miami, the Public Trust Hospital is Jackson Memorial. If you are an undocumented immigrant or an uninsured citizen you can go in for three days and then they give you the boot and a bag of pills. iF IT IS LIFE THREATING-Cancer, Heart attack-they will treat you--but if you have anything they will come after it-for sure.If you are flat broke-then you can go on Medicaid and be treated. Got to clarify ONE misunderstanding--WE here in the USA do NOT have a Coherent Health Care System as known in other countries--the word system applies only to the Over 65 age bracket and this is Medicare. This is a standerized System. The rest of the US Healthcare is a mix of who knows what-NOTHING is standard---some have private insurance, some pay cash, some have medicaid, forms are all different, Nonstandard prices for Medications and Operations--even in the same city and neighborhoods--different forms--GIVE me a Break!!! Get this--a poor non insured, cash paying patient pays more for an operation then a Rich Millionaire Insured Patient--this make sense??? Fair?? We have more personal Bankruptcy filings due to unpaid hospital Bills resulting from unexpected Illnesses then anything else. We need some serious reform here-our medical non system is the thing that is broke-not SS as is being pushed now. Anyone miss a SS check lately?? No, not that I know of I do know that close to 45,000,000 as in Million Americans have no Health Insurance NOW-here in Florida about 3,000,000 have no insurance--Broken by any yardstick! In Miami alone -580,000 have NO insurance !! Its not that many would not like to have it--they simply cannot afford it. Daily, you read many large indusrties like the airlines,factories are doing away with health insurance altogether or passing a larger share of the bill to employees as copays ect.I know for myself, last time I priced Blue Cross/Blue Shield as a private buyer-=-it would have cost me from $900-$1100 monthly. This was WITHOUT any pre-existing conditions--if I was burdened with Diabetes, Hypertension, I would NOT be able to buy it even at these Rare Oxygen Prices. Now for the good part-I had my Dentist in Bogota price Private Insurance for me-I told her-I want the BEST Plan --total monthly cost was around $65 monthly--included hospital stays, surgeon fees,Labs, Xrays. Meds, Dental, Optical--the whole 9 yards medically speaking. Just a little Disparity--$65 monthly VS $900-$1100. What does it tell you about the philosphy of the differences US vs Colombian insurance companies. I know there are factors such as the peso exchange, salaries but a 1000% difference in prices...Something is drastically wrong when many need and WANT to buy Health insurance but simply cannot at prices asked here in the US. Who is to blame and what is the solution?? "Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 6, 2005, 23:54: Platano....I have no idea what you are getting at??? Really.
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 00:13: I agree Mike but you validated my point about Jackson Memorial. It too is an excellent hospital. I think it is affiliated with University of Miami Medical School. But my point to Kernow was simple. If you have no money, and no assets, and you need acute medical care, which would include, heart, cancer and related problems, you can get medicaid coverage and treatment at this hospital....which is a very good hospital.
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colombiche101 says on May 7, 2005, 00:39: It is hard to leave your homeland... ....but sometimes you have to. Wouldn't it be wonderful if everybody could just live where they were born and not have to go through the traumatic experience of being uprooted???? Sure, but unfortunately, Colombia has a long way to go in terms of providing all its sons and daughters with equal opportunity. A country with great potential, but in dire need of improvement in many areas. I am Colombian and I have to admit we have to work hard at making our country a better place to live (in many ways at least).
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Rubiazo says on May 7, 2005, 06:09: The meat may be refrigerated But it's full as hell of antibiotics and other chemicals. They also feed cows bits of other dead cows here. Somehow I don't think this is part of their natural diet. Even places that sell the best quality free range beef almost never feed the cows GRASS (which is exactly what they are supposed to be eating),instead they are fed corn and grain. Everywhere you go in Latin America, cows are allowed to age naturally and allowed to eat their natural diet. So the meat has much more flavor, way higher levels of micronutrients, and NO TOXINS.
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Caballista says on May 7, 2005, 06:36: Flavors I agree, plus cows can walk freely to exercise and give better flavor to the meat.
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Miguel says on May 7, 2005, 07:27: On Food Take a look at the obesity rate in the US, and the widespread "juicing" that is rampant in both the beef and poultry industry. I seldom eat red meat, and when I do, it is in Colombia in a restaurant that serves Argentinian beef. I do find the chicken in Colombia fresher and tastier.
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Cousin says on May 7, 2005, 07:28: I can Explain how illegals and other get free medical! You go to a hospital, They have to service you there if you claim to be ill. Los Cuatro 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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critter says on May 7, 2005, 08:04: The Colombian government is now offering ... la seguridad social, which is a form of medicaid, for those who can't afford to pay for insurance. It pays 50% of all medical related costs and medicines, and office visits are free.. A bunch of my novia's (she'll be my esposita on May 19th) relatives just received their cards last week. "Spending eternity in a bad place is a long time!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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critter says on May 7, 2005, 08:21: Free coursework too Also, those who live en stratas 1-3 are eligible, o sea favorecidos, to take courses in skilled-trade fields; la matricula is paid for by the government, but the students are responsible other supplies/materials. I must say I'm rather impressed with many of the positive policy changes made within the Colombian goverment. I can see Colombia as a serious player in the global market, relative to exporting oil, clothing, and furniture. Also, I predict a boom in tourism in Colombia en the next 5 years... "Spending eternity in a bad place is a long time!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 08:33: Cousin......I'm glad you are verifying What I have been saying all along. Illegals, come here and obtain the beneifts that they could never in a million years obtain in Colombia. Some of these clowns make Colombia seem like its this fantasy world when it comes to life. I bothers me to no end, and it should bother every other American tazpayer the same way, how we have carry the load for those who do not belong in this country in the first place.
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 08:46: Tinto ...you are correct But most of these brain trusts here never heard of the USDA. I made exactly that contention above in my initial post. It is shocking what these people write here. It irritates me to no end....guys like this Rubazio character who has us believing that we are all being poisoned to death with American meat. When I go to Colombia, my friend literally goes to the market to get his meat every day because of the unreliability and poorly controled meat storage facilities. He says you never know how long the meat was sitting out, or if the old refrigerated truck broke down.
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kernow62 says on May 7, 2005, 08:57: Gomez, what do you mean only in the USA, almost any country in Western Europe or even Canada the same thing will happen regarding treatment of the poor who cannot afford it. Some of those countries have taken in more people from other countries per capita than the US.
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ColombianoX says on May 7, 2005, 09:54: "The other thing I noticed about the "ugly Colombians"(this is not exclusively colombians but many other uglies also) they ALWAYS fly the Colombian flag here in the USA..outside the house is the most offensive, however, the rearview is another prime spot. It was funny, when I was in Colombia I don't recall seeing ANY Colombian flags flying from houses or hanging from inside cars." ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on May 7, 2005, 10:10: I love this site. So much nonsense and so little time to read it. Does anyone posting on this thread about the respective education systems actually have ANY children? I thought not. I have four children educated in US public schools. I have 3 Colombian stepchildren who are now going to US public schools but who previously had been attending a private school in Colombia. Why? Because their mother said that frequently Colombian public schools have no textbooks and that if you want a good education in Colombia you pretty much have to send your kid to private school. My Colombian stepchildren are holding their own in school and doing well especially having to learn a new language. Are they the Einsteins of their respective schools? No. What can we conclude? It's hard to make generalizations but the Colombian private schools seem to do a good job. It helps to have intelligent motivated children. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 11:06: I went to private school in C my sisters and I went to private school in Colombia but my younger sister didn't finish in a private school, she finish in a public one,the "Camilo Torres" this is a good school for being a public school,The Inem is another good public school, yes there are bad public schools but not all of them.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 11:07: utopia, I haven't posted in this thread but I have plenty of experience in the field of education, Colombia, USA and Scandinavia, both as mother of two children who have gone to school in all these three places and as an educator who has taught school in all these three places. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 11:53: Kernow....wait a minute Free public education is one thing. Also, in europe, you have socialized medicine throughout the continent. The US does not have socialized medicine, and most people do not want it. If I have to pay for my health insurance, so should everyone else in this country. Period. And I certainly don't believe that illegals should be entitled to any form of health care when they don't belong here in the first place. Almost everyone on this forum should support that. When you consider all the effort and time one has to go through just to lawfully obtain a visa for the person you love and want to marry (or at least contemplating marrying) why should anyone believe that people who entered this country or overstayed their visas should be entitled to any of the bendifits that lawful people are entitle to ?
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poco says on May 7, 2005, 11:53: Healthy Chickens Seriously,, don’t eat those dead chickens from the Colombian grocery store. The woman I’m with WILL NOT buy a chicken from the grocery store. She will buy a grown chicken on the hoof but usually raises them. I need a picture of a live and clucking fat chicken in a plastic grocery bag. They seem to like being carried in a bag. "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 11:59: Just for the record....... I have the Colombian flag proudly displayed in my office next to "Old Glory". I also have a map, of Colombia hanging in my office. Sometimes, in the middle of the day, I sit back and day dream a bit......wishing I was there doing.....whatever and visiting my family.
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itaguifun says on May 7, 2005, 11:59: Colombianox(not AMERICANOX) point made Your name says it all-
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 12:09: UTC --- As ussual...you are right on target Furthermore UTC, you are one of the few people on this site that I can honestly say I agree with 99.9% of the time. In fact I can't remember not agreeing with one of your posts. But, I just thought I would give myself that 1/10 of 1 % in case there was a time I disagreed but I just can't remember when
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 12:13: gomez "Like you said, and I said about three times already in this thread, if you want a decent education at ANY level in Colombia, you HAVE TO send your kid to a public school." "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 12:18: Desi..... "I believe the higher education in USA probably holds a better overall level than colleges and universities in Colombia."
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ColombianoX says on May 7, 2005, 12:22: Itaguifun, ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 12:23: Poco......that is exactly my point.....If the USDA imposed their strict requirement in Colombia, have the chicken and meat establishments would be gone over night.
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itaguifun says on May 7, 2005, 12:29: So let me get this straight...CX If my name is John in the US I should be "Juan" in Colombia?
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kernow62 says on May 7, 2005, 12:32: The point is Gomez the two issues, healthcare and eductation are far from unrelated. You are not only paying for the medical needs of poor illegals you are paying for poor Americans as well. Do you have a problem with the latter? Same with education, you tax money goes to educate the illegal as well as American public. I don't see the difference.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 12:32: gomez, yes, I said that, but that's not the issue. I'm talking about the lower grades, the primary schools, the elementary education. I didn't understand your point about the public schools in Colombia compared with the public schools in Colombia. There's no question about the facilities, school supplies, teachers salaries and such, I'm well aware of the material advantage the public schools in USA have compared with those in Colombia. However, my own experience from the States does not support the statement that the elementary education in the States would have a higher academic quality *at any level*. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 12:36: Des.... Of course I am speaking in general....There may very well be some good public schools in Colombia....but they are so few and far between, it's not even worth you making that point. Please Des, you seem to live in this exagerated state when it comes to the way things work in Colombia. I lived in Bogota, I have many friend that are literally quite poor...south siders. The one good thing about us Rolos is that we don't get into this strat stuff as much as other parts of Colombia. If you are poor.......and I mean POOR, and you live on the side side of Bogota, you
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 13:00: We're still not talking about the same thing Utopia's comments about the public schools in Colombia are based on a very narrow pool of information; that of his wife's. I don't mean any disrespect but I'm well aware that many, maybe most Colombians have this idea of their educational system, however, having been an educator in Colombia and worked the field I must disagree, if even so slightly. "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 13:03: Kernow Paying for the free medical care of lawfully residing individuals is acceptable for me. Paying for illegals is NOT. They should not be the beneficiary of any government subsidized program that I as a lawfully residing person has to pay for. And you are right, I am paying for the education of illegals and I don't like that either. I know they are here. But again, they should be deported and send back to their country of origin and let their governments subsidize their educations and medical care. And if you have been watching the news lately, you will see that a clear majority of Americans think as I do, and the numbers are growing every day.
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 13:18: Well Des If you want to put it that way...."a very narrow pool of information", than I am sorry to say, that rule applies to all of us on here that pontificate about what we claim to be the case, but in reality know very little about.........myself included if it makes you feel better.
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Desideria (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 13:33: sorry for your health problems, gomez and you're off the hook. I couldn't possibly take your imminent stroke on my conscience:) "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 13:43: "Imminent stroke" ? Thanks......Well, that is why I don't visit here too much. My weight is down. I go to the health club (for $84) a month (which is a discounted rate) at least 5 days a week. And, lastly I seem to be having the BP under control. So, my health, which is about the only thing I have some control over appears to be improving.
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poco says on May 7, 2005, 14:14: GM5 - Take it easy The U.S. is the land of the free,, free to make any decision, some figure it out,, others still believe in Santa Claus. "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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stanmoonie says on May 7, 2005, 14:53: Well you got part of it wrong anyway Itaguifun
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b bruce says on May 7, 2005, 15:09: Colombians abroad! I firmly believe that once good people leave their home country and jump into the fray so to speak of the hustle and bustle of a country like the USA, Canada or the UK. Most will change in that race for the all mighty dollar. That is why I think I fell in love with Colombia and find the Colombian people so beautiful. They are living day to day with their chins up and being very polite and most are honest. But I think most would change in the USA where it seems to be everyone for themselves. You would have to change just to survive. There is something good to be said about any country. The trick is going there and seeing it for yourself. Not on the travel channel or CNN! Viva Colombia!
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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 7, 2005, 15:15: I have a Colombian flag in my car and sticker in the back that says I love Colombian coffe;-)
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poco says on May 7, 2005, 16:21: The Schools "pot to piss in" "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kernow62 says on May 7, 2005, 16:56: Gomez sorry your wrists are hurting from typing responses. I have three possible cures.
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ColombianoX says on May 7, 2005, 17:06: Poco, ColombianoX 'Defensor de la Colombianidad' 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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platano says on May 7, 2005, 17:27: G5 and Desi, about "a very narrow pool of information" The data I cited was national taken from ICFES testing done at ALL public schools.... so my comment was not based on "a very narrow pool of information"
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Rubiazo says on May 7, 2005, 17:34: Some people are making ASSUMPTIONS And obviously didnt even bother to properly read what I posted so here goes again, to make everything clear
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itaguifun says on May 7, 2005, 17:54: good point Mario you are correct on the usage of heretofore-bravo. It seems that people need to be told about correct word usage here. Some examples are heretofore and AMERICAN. I like the sun beaten rubber band comment-witty. It seems that many people on this site have a hard time with taking factual information from the standpoint of an educator ar anyone else for that matter. BTW-please advise me as to any grammatical/syntactical/word usage errors that may be in this post that way I don't need a dictionary/thesaurus I will have my own lacallo.
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 18:15: Kernow....That is the funniest thing You have ever written (to me)Kernow......Really....I like that......a lot....Your sarcasm may drive me nuts at times. But your sense of humor is will worth putting up your sarcasm. My wrists only bother me when I use my laptop. I don't have this problem when I use a regular keyboard with the desktop. I just have to use my laptop because I get to sit in my Living room all comfy, in my big leather chair with the ottoman while getting a fair and balanced version of today's news.
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Rubiazo says on May 7, 2005, 18:52: Tinto I'm with you on that I think everything you said re public education is exactly on the money. The root causes of those problems have to do with the social fabric unravelling itself here, and the root causes for that, well, I don't think any of us have that much energy to deal with that on an internet forum!!
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 20:29: Dragon naturally talking? $180 for that nonsense. First of all, if is anything like those translators, it will make sentences and words that don't make any sense.
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poco says on May 7, 2005, 20:37: GM5 The land of Lincoln "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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kernow62 says on May 7, 2005, 20:46: G5, Dragon is 99 percent accurate for me. It even picks up unusual words even unusual surnames with no problem. Training was really not needed with the program it is that good, a good mic and soundcard helps. $180 is cheap for good software, try buying Photoshop or Acrobat or some of the other programs I use. I still can't afford a planetary scanner though. :-(
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Gomezman5 says on May 7, 2005, 20:46: Lakes....... We only have one...(one that can be seen) That is Lake Michigan. That is way up in the northeast corner. I kind of need that because Chicago is on the lake. If there is no lake than what happens to Chicago?
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kernow62 says on May 7, 2005, 20:49: I meant Dragon Naturally Speaking, not "Talking" sorry.
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poco says on May 7, 2005, 20:57: ILL "When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks 0 funny, |