Guest What! I found some old photos....

kernow62 says on Apr 18, 2005, 04:14:

I think I like the ones with your face blurred, more than these. ;-)

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babygirl says on Apr 18, 2005, 07:26:

I think you better do some colour calibration on your equipment, personally I'd kick your ass if you posted pictures of me online, for all to see, with glowing purple lips.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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Miguel says on Apr 18, 2005, 09:14:

Color calibration problem Maybe that's why those lips are purple; or perhaps she is a colombiana that chooses to be a little different; or, maybe calipro bought her that lipstick at Walgreen's. All I know is that if I brought that color to my barranquillera, her eyes would roll, then she would laugh her ass off, y entonces... la lanza en la basura.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 18, 2005, 09:42:

at least now we know what calipro used to look like before the wildcats attacked him... up the legs and under the chest.

Miguel, I'd think that lipstick came from the Dollar store or the Salvation Army.

Calipro, thank you for sharing those nice pictures with us!

Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Miguel says on Apr 18, 2005, 10:10:

Estas equivicada Desi La "lipstick" fue un regalo de Zagarise. ¿Como te fue tu viaje a ítalia?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 18, 2005, 10:19:

todavía no he ido el viaje es en el proximo mes...le daré un saludo a zagarise de tu parte?
Saludes,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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calipro says on Apr 18, 2005, 10:20:

Hey no problem..... You're welcome.

So you guys didn't like that purple lipstick. hehehe!

Well what about the lips themselves. Don't be so one dimensional. That chick is actually still on my all time top ten list. She was one crazy, fun loving girl.

Cheer up you guys! It can't be that bad.

Calipro

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Save the Wildcats says on Apr 18, 2005, 14:58:

Desi.. You rang?

(taking a break from the chewing)

:-D

Hope all's well with you.

Kim

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calipro says on Apr 18, 2005, 17:31:

Hey ! If nobody likes my photos, maybe I should just start posting excerpts from the calipro journal. hehehe !!!

I don't know how exciting some of you will find them. But I guarantee that they'll be better than platanos;-)

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babygirl says on Apr 18, 2005, 18:04:

Oh Calipro, I highly doubt they'd be better than platano's. You can't even compare the two. Why DO you post your pictures on here? Just really really curious.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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calipro says on Apr 18, 2005, 20:10:

babygirl Why not post them?

Some people post pictures of the city skyline, buildings and the open country side of Colombia (how boring). I post pictures of the women I meet there. Believe it or not there are some people that enjoy my photos. I bet I have at least 25 PM in my inbox asking for the passwords to my other albums and 205 people viewed my last album called "caleñas in black and white" before I closed it.

You know I don't get anything for posting here and either does anyone else. I'm just telling my point of view of Colombian women and the differences I find from north american women. Some find the topic interesting and some even find it offensive.

If you get anything from my posts it should be that there are huge cultural and value differences between most colombianas and gringas. It is as big a difference as inductive vs. deductive reasoning. And the way a colombiana picks a potential spouse is much different than say an americana. If you don't understand them you will will end up attributing very negative motives for their actions and choices. I can think of a couple of people on this board that IMHO don't think very highly of caleñas for example.

So why is it, babygirl, that you look at my photos?

Just between you and me, I love it when people look at a simple photos and draw negative conclusions and make negative comments. It just shows their lack of understanding and mind set;-)

Chao, Calipro

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Save the Wildcats says on Apr 19, 2005, 04:10:

Oh - forgot to tell you - the pics are very nice.

Kim

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babygirl says on Apr 19, 2005, 05:41:

Huh? I just asked why you post your pics calipro, what does that have to do with judging someone for how they go about picking a spouse dude? hahaa... sheesh. Why did I look at your pictures? All this talk of the famous Cali-chics I HAD to see what the fuss was all about, simple as that.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 05:45:

The pict are ok, nice girls, but what with the purple lipstick Calipro if you came home plastered in purple lips I would think you have a of passioned night with an alien...;-)
PS. go to adobe photoshop it does wonders with colors.

engage brain before opening mouth

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 06:12:

jajaja
not

engage brain before opening mouth

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calipro says on Apr 19, 2005, 06:56:

What was I thinking? babygirl So let's keep it simple.

The reason I post the photos is the same reason you complain and a couple others complain about them.

My motivation is the opposite of yours.

My ulterior motive is to get you to complain about or make negative comments about the photos of course! hehehe !

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babygirl says on Apr 19, 2005, 07:16:

I wasn't complaining, but seriously re-touch the colour on that picture. That poor girl.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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babygirl says on Apr 19, 2005, 07:23:

I have a better idea, instead of colour touch up, why don't you treat her to a nice MAC lipstick next time you go down and take some new and improved pictures. cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 07:59:

babygirl Unless he likes the teletubby look.

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babygirl says on Apr 19, 2005, 10:13:

teheheh! Now that's something I certainly don't need the answer to.

cheers - babygirl

cheers - babygirl

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greenday says on Apr 19, 2005, 10:30:

damn CP Damn Calipro, I forgot how good-looking you used to be...when did we first meet in Colombia?? 1998 +/-???

Hey, remember everybody, purple lipstick as the "in thing" in 1996, cut the girl and Calipro a little slack!! She's pretty though!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:04:

Greenday Hey, remember everybody, purple lipstick as the "in thing" in 1996"
Not me greeday you would never see my lips but in chocolate brown or fire red heheh.
GIB: "I notice that the ones that seem to be jabbing at you on here are of the female type. Could it be they are a little insecure in their femininity"
let me see 34D Uhmm not

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greenday says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:08:

kat1 fire red lips!!! 34 D !!!!! damn....................

BTW, I was going to send you my pics, but I decided to wait until the new toupé that I have on order arrives, I think you'll like it...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:11:

as long is no PURPLE

engage brain before opening mouth

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kernow62 says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:11:

Greenday with all your money you could join Hair Club For Men. ;-)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:25:

He can have implants...or better still you can send me the pict but re-touch the head in adobe photoshop, This program does wonders you know.;-)

engage brain before opening mouth

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greenday says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:26:

I like my toupeés...I'm very old fashioned when it comes to my hair...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:31:

So you toupees is not seventies like...:-(.

engage brain before opening mouth

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greenday says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:38:

kat 1 come again Kat, I didn't understand...you aren't drinking that wine again are you?? damn, kat1...fire red lips, 34 D's, and a bottle of wine...you've got me thinking...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 11:44:

yes, you right Greenday I should stop the bottle of wine, hehe, fancy a glass?.
don't YOU think too much boy or your head will swell up and that toupee won't fit

engage brain before opening mouth

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 19, 2005, 16:20:

GIB
The rest of me is perfect too, not "D" but a perfect "A" ;-P
you got a 34D what? I'm worry now..:-(
you not talking about your floppy "DISK" :-O
too small ;-D(only joking)

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Apr 25, 2005, 12:23:

Hey calipro, this is really embarrassing but I I’ve fallen in love with one of those broads from you black and white collection, I think this girl is the most beautiful girl in the freaking universe. Man, you gotta hook me up,but please don’t let her know that I’m married, i'm old, poor and ugly and what ever you do , don’t tell her that I also screw burras , for some odd reason women don’t like to hear that. Is there a way I could buy a couple of those pics,and is not to play with myself or anything like that, my love for her is pure as fresh fallen snow, I don’t want to put her in all fours I just want to be near her.
The girl I’m talking about is the one with those incredible lips, eyes, hair, nose, everything!!! I’ll even go to freaking Cali for a piece of that.
i gotta go

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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calipro says on Apr 25, 2005, 18:07:

Stand in line..... Elmo

I don't know which one you are talking about but if it is the taller one with the lighter complexion then you are going to have to stand in line because I found her first.

The other one is kind of a party pooper. If you think you can turn her attitude around be my guess. Come on down to Cali while I'm there and I'll introduce you. Don't worry I won't mention your thing for burros.

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carolain11 says on Apr 25, 2005, 21:10:

hey I couldn't see them, since they asked me for a password...

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