guess the gringa

morphus says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:02:

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morphus says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:07:

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Lucia Rojas says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:12:

the last one? The last one?? uhmm

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utopiacowboy says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:14:

That last one, from whitetrashwarehouse, is supposed to be an example of a white trash woman. Most white trash women that I see are not nearly that attractive. Yeah, she looks skanky but pretty hot too.

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utopiacowboy says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:16:

The first one is from a Dutch site and the second one from an Argentine site. So is that what that guy was singing about when he said he liked his women a little on the trashy side?

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brunito says on Sep 5, 2005, 18:46:

you do know that Hilary Swank is considered a trailerpark girl/whitetrash survivor?

She's even said it herself?

Certainly not bad for someone who has won 2 oscars.

It proves that good can come out of anywhere and that with perseverance anything can happen...

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morphus says on Sep 5, 2005, 21:33:

ha ha, that was too easy. the cigarette and bottle of booze stuffed down the crotch was a dead give away.

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toneloc24 says on Sep 6, 2005, 08:03:

Man, y'all are harsh. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2005, 08:42:

am i the only sonamanbiche that likes broads (gringa) like that?

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toneloc24 says on Sep 6, 2005, 10:19:

Elmo - HELL NO!!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 6, 2005, 12:14:

If I were a man or L, I will go for Gringas too, I think they are very pretty and sexy too.

engage brain before opening mouth

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nanis says on Sep 6, 2005, 12:52:

i find blonde girls pretty but dark brunettes really sexy not that i like girls! *mal pensados*


att: la gata salvaje ;)

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toneloc24 says on Sep 6, 2005, 12:53:

Speaking up for the lesbians, I'd do them!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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utopiacowboy says on Sep 6, 2005, 16:54:

I'm a lesbian but I'm not interested in blond gringas. The ones with dark hair and pale skin, I like though.

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tomtom33 says on Sep 6, 2005, 17:03:

Gringas If they turned me on that much, I wouldn't spend so much time in Colombia. No mas Gringas para mi.

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morphus says on Sep 6, 2005, 17:16:

i read in the newspaper yesterday that the rapper 50 Cent is on tour in Iceland. he is shacked up in a hotel with a bunch of those blonde Iceland girls only ordering room service and boxes of condoms. you know he's enjoying himself.

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morphus says on Sep 6, 2005, 17:24:

heres more

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morphus says on Sep 6, 2005, 17:27:

these are the type of gringas Elmodefoque must like

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elmodefoque says on Sep 7, 2005, 09:04:

Morphus, that’s EXACTLY the kind of broads I like, drunk and blonde. I don’t know about you guys, but to this moment the best sex I had was always with gringa blondes. I specially like the one to the right; I bet she could suck out corrosion from inside a rusty pipe.

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quindioman says on Sep 7, 2005, 09:24:

dark brunettes hmmmmmm yummy

Quindioman
Lesbiano #1

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elmodefoque says on Sep 7, 2005, 11:38:

i love gringas for sex but to keep my guajiro blood strong i like a girl like this, she's full blood wayuu. i think we should have 50 babies, not enough of us around.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 7, 2005, 12:05:

another wayuu
a href="http://imagehost.bizhat.com/img_page.php/4032/64198/lisa.jpg" target="_blank"

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morphus says on Sep 7, 2005, 15:04:

Wayuu women i guess they can be hot if you get them into the right outfit :)

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elmodefoque says on Sep 8, 2005, 04:48:

I always like to be brutally honest, we (Guajiros ) have some really beautiful, exotic looking girls, but very uptight and extremely shy, much different from colombianas with the 6 inch heels and the always exposed breast. Now, as for the guys, most of us are some real butt ugly, coca loving, sexually frustrated and very broke modefoques. I used to look at my grandfather (who adored me cause I came out a full blood) as he was passed out from drinking and think damn, my grandpa is one ugly modefoque, that sonamanbiche was 80 something and not one grey hair with sweaty deep dark tan skin, sitting bull looking with that big hook nose and reeking of aji picante and cheap booze, wait, that’s me now, except I even got grey hairs up my nose and around my balls.

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utopiacowboy says on Sep 8, 2005, 13:03:

You ought to be in the Smithsonian, Elmo! Or maybe the Museum of Natural History. They could have an exhibit with you and a good-looking burra for all the schoolkids to look at. The teachers would have a lot of explaining to do!

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Sylvie says on Sep 8, 2005, 19:19:

Got to like the white trash girls. If it weren't for them, who would pump gas into my car?

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SweetNess says on Sep 14, 2005, 10:56:

dayum It's funny, when it comes to men I definitley prefer all shades of tan and am not so much into paleness, but when it comes to all of these women you got on the site, it don't really matter what color or size anything is on them as long as it's all proportioned. I would have to say the difference for me is in the lips. Some drop dead gorgeous chicks don't do anything for me if their lips don't say "mmmmmmm" to me. It's something about the way a girl talks, like she can just be saying hello, but her lips are saying "I'm gonna eat you alive and you're gonna love it!" As for the three "booty gringas", I'd probably go for the one on the right because she looks more like a big assed tough girl than a fat assed drunk girl (not that I wouldn't still make sure she downed a few too. :X

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elmodefoque says on Sep 14, 2005, 11:02:

i gotta agree with ya 100%. I also got this thing for lips, that's why that kat drives me crazy.

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SweetNess says on Sep 15, 2005, 00:05:

elmodfoque Lemme ask you something. What is it about these gringa blondes that made them the best sex ever? and why did their gringa blondeness have anything to do with it? Was there anything about other nationalities that made the sex worse? I guess the only thing I can think of is someone saying that in other countries some women can be ultra conservative which I guess would make for some pretty boring sex. Who knows?
p.s. so what does that kats lips say to you?

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morphus says on Sep 15, 2005, 00:26:

i think Kat is a sexy woman but she is married. i'm more interested in Cerealkiller. i'm going to bogota next month so maybe we will fall in love.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 15, 2005, 05:23:

Sweetness, I like to think that blondes were put on this planet as man’s ultimate prize for success, not only for their incredible breath taking beauty but their relentless sexual appetite and prowess. I have nailed many women in my life, all kinds of women here in NYC, hey, I was not always this old and ugly, I was once considered one very handsome, exotic, Sabu looking modefoque, especially by blondes and New Yorican girls, colombianas never liked me. To this day blondes are ahead when it comes to sex with New Yoricans not too far behind. My first girlfriend was a blonde, so was the last one before I got married and many in between. Why do I think blondes are great in the sack? Let me tell you just one more time. Other women are brought up, thru religion, that sex is bad and dirty, it could be sometimes, but that’s only if there are no showers around, let’s say out camping or in the back seat of a car, as many of you know that could get quite funky in there, specially after hours of dancing, drinking, doing drugs and sweating in a very crowded NYC club.
I had blondes actually climax while giving me oral sex and I did not even have to raise a finger, but just laid-back and enjoy the ride. From them I also learned about golden showers and others sexual acts too embarrassing to mention here. To prove my point, I want you guys to tell your Colombian g/f or wives that today you got the urge to pee all over them, see how quickly she’ll tell you to “go f—k yourself, you sick, nasty gringo bastard, I ain’t no toilet!
Why do you think the richest and most famous men in the world always walk around with blondes on each arm? That’s their prize.

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