Gringos with "novias" should read this

kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 23, 2006, 06:19:

pretty girl.
pretty girl.

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bracopimpo24 says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:28:

Thats how it goes down with SOME colombian girls, they just want to get some money for their surgeries and thats it.
This is nothing new, so im not surprise of it.
But if u were her victim, i am sorry for u.
Colombian Man's already know how to threat colombianas, depending where they come from....(Family Tree).
Gringos need to have colombian males as friends to be able to know our culture and not to get this kind of surprises.

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Miguel says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:39:

It goes on all the time! I fell for it once, and know other guys who got played as well.

If she is in Colombia and you are in another country and she asks for money, politely tell her "no"

If she is still interested in you, that's a good sign.

Proceed with caution, and good luck.

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Sonny says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:58:

Try reading GO to any Russian women looking for marriage and you will find out that the Colombians run a far second to them in cheating and asking for money while playing with your mind. Look at the Black list listed and educate yourselves. It will be very interesting and it can open your eyes. I would rather deal with Colombians. For the most part most have good values and standards but there are always a few no matter what country they are from

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Greg444 says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:59:

Can someone please translate it?

From what I can tell, a girl and her parents tricked a Colombian guy into paing for an operation????

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Greg444 says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:59:

Can someone please translate it?

From what I can tell, a girl and her parents tricked a Colombian guy into payng for an operation????

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 07:59:

Gringos are'nt known for meeting Colombianas in nice places. Naturally, they are going to meet bad woman. I'm very picky. If the girl is'nt a virgin, I have trouble staying interested.

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 08:03:

I have an 18 year old amiga in Medellin. She had breast implant surgery a couple of months ago and never asked me for any money. Her aunt paid for it. I guess i'm one of the lucky gringos.

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Greg444 says on Mar 23, 2006, 08:04:

What is the 500,000 for?

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Miguel says on Mar 23, 2006, 08:33:

The 500.000 Is reward money for anyone who has information on a woman who scammed two friends of the woman named Paulina. She describes the methods of the scammer, and goes on to state the the scammer's family was involved, as well. There is mention of having a guy pay for an abortion and other manners relating to money, where the guys send the plata, and it was spent on entertainment and gifts.

The image is hard to read, but you can click on it, save it to your desktop, and then enlarge it and it's easier to read.

It is a common method of certain bad chicas, playing two or more guys at the same time. It's not exactly clear whether the two guys were gringos or colombianos; it simple said the scammer chick had a boyfriend that "lived out of the city", and another somewhere else.

At the end of the announcement, the scammer chick is named, along with the university she attends, as well as her cell phone number.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 23, 2006, 08:35:

so, morphus they call them aunts now, hmmmmmm interesting jejeje

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Miguel says on Mar 23, 2006, 08:37:

jejeje kat1 "Tia Elma o tal vez Tia Miguelita"

Who knows, maybe morphus got a good one.

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maraca says on Mar 23, 2006, 09:09:

jajaja this sounds like a joke. It looks more like some kind of publicity for an escorts company.

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 09:27:

I met a 24 year old girl in Bogota that said she was a virgin. I figured something was wrong if she did'nt have sex yet. I offered her my assistance and invited her back to my apartment but she declined. Maybe a prude.

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caulfield2 says on Mar 23, 2006, 09:31:

Is it possible that 5-10% of girls out there are traditional and waiting for marriage? I sincerely doubt the majority of these girls would be interacting with foreigners though...and, believe it or not, there are a few "hot" girls that don't like to have sex, were abused physically or sexually, have never had an orgasm and are not confident enough to speak up about what they need in a sexual relationship.

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 09:34:

Its true Kat1, the aunt paid for the surgery. She's a good girl. She just wanted breast implants. I told her she did'nt need them. I think they have a special program in Medellin that is sponsered by the government to get breast implants at a discount.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 23, 2006, 09:47:

"I think they have a special program in Medellin that is sponsered by the government to get breast implants at a discount."
you must be joking!

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 10:05:

Its like a lottery. They only pick a certain amount of girls out a bunch.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 23, 2006, 11:29:

Wow, you learn something new on PBH every day. They have a new titty lottery. I wonder why Monpirri doesn't post something about this?

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caslug says on Mar 23, 2006, 13:01:

i couldnt help but notice that the gal in the poster.. was attending EAFIT in MED. I recall an article awhile back that wrote, 25% of MED college student were some sort of pay-for-play. I thought it mention EAFIT had quite a few of them. I recall going to EAFIT for an interview and student body was indeed heavenly...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 23, 2006, 13:51:

I think so UC, an with a discount!! you know two for the price of one or buy one get one free :)

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Blue says on Mar 23, 2006, 14:18:

What's the big stink about? Motives are seldom pure. What else would you expect from a guy from a rich country messing around with a girl from a poor country? I see these posts all the time and only the most unsophisticated are going to believe that something other than mutual exploitation is going on. Those guys who are sincerely looking for love should stay where they are and settle for what they can get. Seeking love in Colombia or any other LA country is a non-starter. There is a group of gringos, however, well-suited for this endeavor. For example: My cousin works with a guy who married a woman from Bogota that he happened to meet in one of these agencies. He is 58 and she is 26. His fourth marriage and her first. He wants a young woman who will let him shoot whatever bullets he has left and she wants a green card. Neither of them are looking for love. He figures he gets 4-5 years of play then she can be on her way with a green card or whatever they get. He can do it again if he wants and she can find her love and have kids in the U.S. No harm. No foul.

Blue

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Blue says on Mar 23, 2006, 18:43:

Mario Don't take my comments too seriously. They have nothing to do with your reality or experience. It's just a post which may or may not have any relevance. I post for fun only.

Blue

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 18:55:

Thank goodness for the lottery. She was a little flat. Here are the results:

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Christian88 says on Mar 23, 2006, 19:44:

Uh, Morphus? Is that an Adam's Apple I see? Are you sure the surgery wasn't a little more than she told you? ;-)

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morphus says on Mar 23, 2006, 19:51:

Theres no adams apple. She's twisting her neck towards the camera. Heres a close up, wiseguy

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Christian88 says on Mar 23, 2006, 19:54:

I'm just yankin' your chain, Morpuhs.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 24, 2006, 00:22:

she definitely got an adam's yep,she definitely got an adam's apple, if you go very very close morphus you can see it.


jijij only joking dear;)

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Miguel_Clavo says on Mar 24, 2006, 01:02:

Morphus, Y.A.A.F.M...... "I'm very picky. If the girl is'nt a virgin, I have trouble staying interested. "

if you dont know what YAAFM is, go to www.zipperfish.com, you will see it on the homepage.......under TOONS: YAAFM 12

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo

"Ignorance is a Weapon of Mass Destruction..."

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 24, 2006, 04:48:

morphus "I'm very picky. If the girl is'nt a virgin, I have trouble staying interested. "


morphys dear you're so funny...come over here I give a kiss on the forehead an pad on the shoulder and return to your PS :)

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:20:

Vas a darle un beso en su cabeza y no podrias tomar cuidado de la estatua de Miquel? Como? No hay justicia.

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caulfield2 says on Mar 24, 2006, 07:28:

Well, Morphus, at least with the Vampire Lestat dude terrorizing all of South America, he didn´t get caught with a 16-19 year old Colombian hottie, lol. That would have made all of the gringos look bad if that guy could pull it off...or the Colombianas, not sure which would be worse.

Anyone notice how he spelled his screen-name as a variation of ¨slimeball¨?

I wonder if anyone was stupid enough to respond to his quote ad unquote here at this message board. God help them if they did.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 24, 2006, 08:15:

UC, I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2006, 11:40:

What was that you were say...ummmpf....hmmmmmmmpff.....mmmmmf....emmmmmpf

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Miguel says on Mar 24, 2006, 15:15:

What a dream come true She's into bondage! Ella me tiene loco.

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Elbigie says on Mar 24, 2006, 18:26:

I know a few gringas cheating on gringos too. Is that because some gringo males are bolsones?.

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Miguel says on Mar 24, 2006, 19:44:

Perfect Example Of a hijacked thread. Necesitamos Gomezman5 y sus opiniónes.

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utopiacowboy says on Mar 24, 2006, 21:43:

Kat es culpable. Once you start picturing a naked woman with duct tape, it's hard to concentr

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