Anybody read the article in GQ about the Gringo and the Colombiana? Pretty funny stuff. Guy from NYC wants a hot Latina so he travels to Barrenquilla on a "arranged meeting" with some marriage service. The girl he really wants has a novia(Jhorny-who is a friend of mine) so he picks the next hottest one. Takes her back to the States she cooks and cleans and takes care of him in the cama..but then all hell breaks loose. Check it out if you want a good read.
By fennell01 on Apr 6, 2006, 21:10 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Brian858 says on Apr 6, 2006, 22:50: I read it Then went to the website and checked out the photos. The girls didn't look that hot. Looked like a lot of domesticas.
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 6, 2006, 22:59: Looked at www.gq.com but couldnt locate the article.. do you have a link? or help in finding it? "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Brian858 says on Apr 6, 2006, 23:10: Couldn't read the article on-line You need to read the hard copy. Here is a link to the website where he found the crazy one:
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 6, 2006, 23:29: Thanks, Brian....thought it was online.... Just my opinion... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 7, 2006, 17:27: I read the article... and it is not real complimentary of Colombianas to say the least. It portrays them as "sweet as pie" to get to the US but lunatics once they get there, virtually destoying the life of the American who brought them. They are characterized as horribly jealous and insecure women, willing to do anything to remain in the US including getting pregnant. It totally ingnores the mental issues inherent in the New Yorker featured in the article. Looks like to me that he wanted to "slum it" and dabble in the putang of a 3rd world country. He displayed the typical, and quite common, behavior of the first timer to Colombia: like a wide eyed child in a candy store. His ignorance and immaturity is exacerbated by his destructive behavior and self-serving treatment of another human. And, to save face only for the purposes of the featured article, he "promises" to emotionally and financially support his newborn in Barranquilla. I guess he sees that as a guilt response payment and contribution to the improvement of life in Colombia. (Time will be the judge of that, right?) What a man, right? Well, to me he is just another piece of shit human being that doesnt deserve what he has....but wait! he does end the article with the promise to continue f*#$ing anything else that will hold still long enough for him...again, what a class act! "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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caulfield2 says on Apr 8, 2006, 07:03: can someone post the link, i can´t seem to find the article
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fennell01 says on Apr 8, 2006, 10:15: A man who has no experience with a Colombiana. You need to accept and understand a different culture before you bring them into you home and start any relationship. I think we can all agree that Latinas are jealous and may do some crazy things..that is why we LOVE them right? So she cuts up some fotos and acts crazy leaving the party... big deal...take her home tell her you love her and lock the bedroom door. Now this fool sends her back to Colombia knocked up while he looks for a Gringa to rescue his pathetic soul.
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Miguel_Clavo says on Apr 8, 2006, 18:54: caulfield2 ...its not online...you have to buy the magazine... I have the magazine, and can scan it for you if you let me know how to get it to you..... "I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 8, 2006, 20:47: "I think we can all agree that Latinas are jealous and may do some crazy things." My chemical engineer never acts like this. She is quite sensible, down-to-earth and practical. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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medellinmiguel says on Apr 9, 2006, 03:08: GQ article I read it. This relates to the woman in the above comment that is now in the good ol' US ofA. She's in the country with a good job and now she doesn't need him anymore. Just like that, in a matter of months I supposed, she just turned into an american woman that this guy came to Colombia to get away from.
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