getting married

miamimike says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:19:

Sign with Invisible Ink on the documents,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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CatGirl says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:22:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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miamimike says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:26:

CG--Above method

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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eywed says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:26:

Whas the point in getting married. Some one wants the papers or whats the point of getting married.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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CatGirl says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:36:

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Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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guacharaca says on Dec 28, 2007, 15:40:

You are not giving enough information. What is your goal? For example: If you want to get married and are not elligable to be married (such that you are already married somewhere else) then marry in San Andreas. They do not ask for divorce papers there. You will have all the papers to say your married but it would not technically be a legal marriage.

Colombianos: Las armas os han dado independencia, las leyes os daran libertad. (Santander)

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Medellin Traveler says on Dec 28, 2007, 16:47:

The best way would be to not get married and just pretend you are like any other married couple and stop having sex, with each other.

One of the oddest questions I've ever read on a message board.

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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miamimike says on Dec 28, 2007, 17:05:

Agreed MT,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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Chelesupercono says on Dec 28, 2007, 17:08:

Well maybe if you don't inhale..

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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Conchale Vale!! says on Dec 28, 2007, 19:11:

I am going to make a guess here but I am assuming the question about getting married without any record may be related to a pending K1 visa and wanting to get married in Colombia first. I think I read posts form her before about the visa and marriage process. But who knows.

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gold digger says on Dec 28, 2007, 19:17:

LOL

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lpdiver says on Dec 29, 2007, 03:26:

I would think that at minimum at LEAST three persons would need to know. The two parties getting married and the person performing the marriage; thus, I would say that it is impossible.

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"cook some rice!"

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Gator says on Dec 29, 2007, 07:05:

Jump over the broom stick, turn around three times and break the bowl in the fire place.

"You will have all the papers to say your married but it would not technically be a legal marriage."
Legally it would be bigamy.

Plan 1 would be to find a "minister" from a small rather obscure denomination have him provide the ceremony and marriage certificate. As long is is NOT reported to a notary there will be no record. You problem will arise when you are asked to produce a copy authenticated in Colombia by a notary. That will be accepted as proof of marriage in the USA.

Ah ha! The Catch 22. When and if you make application for a K-3 spouse visa for the USA you MUST provide a certified, notarized copy of your marriage to the consular section of the embassy. Therefore Plan 1 turns to s--t.

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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