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Getting a little bored in Bucaramanga, any advice?

Hi everyone,
I am a young student currently in Bucaramanga learning Spanish and paragliding with private tutors. It has been fantastic so far but I still have two more weeks here and am getting a little bored being all alone. I was wondering if anyone had any advice on what to do or wanted to meet up and talk and just make friends. It has been pretty difficult to make many friends here because of the language barrier. Anyone marginally bilingual would be great to hang around with and kill time with.

Appreciate any leads.
Thanks.

By yakrider on Aug 6, 2006, 08:25 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


expatriate says on Aug 6, 2006, 14:24:

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Monpirri says on Aug 6, 2006, 14:46:

Stick around couple more years because Bucaramanga is building the largest tourist park in South America and most expensive construction project, "El Cañón del Chicamocha". Or hook up with that dude from Bucaramanga, he used to shows us pictures of chicas aguilas or models from Bucaramanga here at pbh. The same guy who knows about the hormigas culonas.
He knows good places or restaurants where you can enjoy your short visit.

Annette Taddeo for US Congress 2008

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elmodefoque says on Aug 8, 2006, 06:00:

bored? the solution, HOOKERS!

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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elmodefoque says on Aug 8, 2006, 06:01:

I i suggest two at a time, it will make your toes curl

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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tomtom33 says on Aug 8, 2006, 17:13:

Hell, in Buca you can afford 3 at a time.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 9, 2006, 05:09:

Hey tom, I could understand doing two hookers at the same time, done it many times, but three? I suppose I could do the usual, have one sitting on my face the other on top riding me like wild bronco and guess the third could stick her finger up my azz. I'm gonna try that.
Tell me, what do you do with three broads?

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Rubiazo says on Aug 9, 2006, 08:00:

Have two of them go at each other and you work on the remaining one :)

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tomtom33 says on Aug 9, 2006, 08:24:

There are several possiblities. My favorite is one handling oral duties with the other two laying on each side of me for a double order of tetas.

Your imagination is your only limit.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 9, 2006, 08:25:

that will work too!
how that will work too!
how about 5 instead. have one sitting on my face, the other riding me like a wild bronco, while 2 are going at it with each other and the 5th could stick a finger up my azz.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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tomtom33 says on Aug 9, 2006, 08:35:

Elmo Let's be reasonable. Three is my limit.

Of course I have considered four.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 9, 2006, 08:42:

hey, i just had a great idea, I could stick a finger up the azz of the grils that are doing each other while the one that's sitting on my face could also make out with the one stickin a finger up my azz.

any colombianita willing to date me, IS UP TO NO GOOD

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tomtom33 says on Aug 9, 2006, 14:32:

Just don't lick your fingers despues.

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