Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:36:

hahahahahah! not funny!!

we have a joke for you!

roses are red
violets are blue
i am a schizo
and so am i

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:36:

whats the biggest draw back in the jungle??

the elephants foreskin!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:39:

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side!
hahahahahahhahaaaa


what do you get if a catterpillar, and kangeroo and a llama cross da road?

3 men going to a fancy dress party!!

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:39:

where are u from????

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:41:

chat up line

a man goes up to a girl in a CLUB!!! hahaha...
and says 'that top is very becoming on you... but if i was on top of you, i'd be cuming too!!!! hahahahahaha jajajajaja lolololololol

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:47:

what do you call a man who has lost his car?

CARLOS!!!!

¿Qué llama usted un hombre que ha perdido su coche?

¡CARLOS! !!!

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:53:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10282

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:53:

[img]http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10282[/img]

we_love_colombia says on May 13, 2005, 05:54:

[img]http://content2.i-am-bored.com/games/61276_morningbreath0.jpg[/img]

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 06:29:

Al Paredon the three of you.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 07:08:

GIB JAJAJA! that one was good.

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elmodefoque says on May 13, 2005, 07:10:

gib, jijijijijijijiji that was great!!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 07:56:

Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 08:00:

Why does a dog lick himself?
Because he can't make a fist.

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 08:46:

For you, elmo. Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

poco says on May 13, 2005, 09:28:

Lost a little in Translation A caleño that it is considered the best seductive of the world enters to a bar in Juanchito and he sits down to the side of an attractive one blond. The man smiles and greets, while he looks at his clock. She tells him:
- Is it worried by the hour, is waiting somebody?
- Not. It was simply proving the clock that I have just bought that is the most modern that it exists.
- The most modern? What does it have of special?
- It uses radio waves to communicate with my mind. As if it was telepathy.
- Ah, yes? What is telling you?
- He tells me that you don't take underwear.
- Your clock doesn't work, because yes I have underwear.
- Oh! Then, it should be early one hour.

Sorry, can't put it in original spanish. This is the how I found it !!! Telling a joke is very difficult.

This is the link. Half the fun is trying to understand.

http://www.nuestracolombia.org.co/m_englishversion/colombiajokes.htm

They may have a spanish version of the site,, didn't check

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 09:35:

Nice!! Hey, do me a favor and put that back in its original spanish so I can share it with someone.I love it!

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 09:36:

Maria me prometes que cuando me muera te casaras con Antonio.
-!Pero si es tu peor enemigo!
-Por eso que se joda!.

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Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 09:48:

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 09:51:

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 09:52:

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 09:53:

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
Jay Leno

elmodefoque says on May 13, 2005, 10:04:

hr77, them there are some great jokes, love the penis one, it goes way back, but is still funny as hell!!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

Hr77 says on May 13, 2005, 10:07:

Thank you, baby. You make me blush.

william_andrew_channell says on May 13, 2005, 10:09:

One day this blonde was driving through the country and she passed a big open field. As she drove past the field she saw another blonde sitting in the middle of the field, in a rowboat, frantically rowing and obviously very tired. There was no water in sight. Angered by the sight, the blonde parked her car, got out and screamed to the blonde in the boat: "It's people like you who make us blondes look bad!!! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!!!"

william_andrew_channell says on May 13, 2005, 10:11:

The following joke was scientifically proven to be the funniest joke in the world.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/

Here it is:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

william_andrew_channell says on May 13, 2005, 10:13:

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.

The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

To which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she replied, "31 years old"

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

william_andrew_channell says on May 13, 2005, 10:20:

If you guys wanna hear some good radio humor, go to:

www.conlaspilaspuestas.com

Scroll down to the bottom and click on the clips. Especially, "Ando Mamando" and the Regional Light ripoffs. "Hago lo que sea..."

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 11:12:

JAJAJA Oh my god! this jokes are getting rude!!;-)

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michaelz says on May 13, 2005, 11:24:

hunter jokes One hunter to another: I went hunting with a guy from New Jersey last week. I think he might be in the Mafia.

Why?

First he put the deer in the trunk, and then he shot it.

What is the definition of a politician? - Someone who is willing to give your life for his country.

ARMacleod says on May 13, 2005, 11:28:

Not a 'one liner' This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building plot. One day a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot.

The young family's 6-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this" said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working
on the house again this week, as well?"

The little girl thought for a moment and said:

"I think so. Provided those wankers at Jewsons deliver the fucking bricks".


Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 11:29:

Top 10 Things Men Know About Women:
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1. They have boobs.

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ARMacleod says on May 13, 2005, 11:39:

Kat Women have more imagination than men I agree. They need it to tell us how wonderful we all are!

I was once asked if I believe in clubs for women. I said yes, but only if all other forms of persuasion fails.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

miamimike says on May 13, 2005, 11:46:

Does anyone know where Sick Ships go???? to the Doc(k) jajajja

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 13, 2005, 11:47:

lol James Your last joke reminds me of this one.
This is an actual letter handed to a flight attendant on a quantas flight by an 8 year old.

Dear Captain
My name is Nicola I'm 8 year old, This is my first flight but I'm not scare.
I like to watch the clouds go by. My mum says your plane is good.
Thanks for a nice flight.
Don't fuck up the landing
Luv
Nicola

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ARMacleod says on May 13, 2005, 11:56:

Kat The innocent truth of a child should be a lesson to all of us. It is a pity that we lose it with the onset of time and reasoning.

James.

Pax vobiscum

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

ARMacleod says on May 13, 2005, 12:04:

Just thought of this one, its true. My wives little dog was very old and died. My grand daughter was about the only one who did not get a hard time from the little psycho.

I decided to tell the truth when she next came to visit us. I sat her on my knee and said. "BOBO has died and gentle Jesus has taken him up to heaven with him".

She thought of this for a moment and said

"Grandad; what does Gentle Jesus want with a dead dog?"

There's no answer to that.

James.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

Crazy4Cali says on May 15, 2005, 07:19:

When I was a kid.... When I was a kid, I told my dad I wanted to go to the zoo.
My dad said if the zoo wanted me, they could come and get me.
-- Jerry Lewis

elmodefoque says on May 16, 2005, 07:59:

A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and NY Yankee fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army. While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze.

All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death! With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping."

The Cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.

The Yankees fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by
himself),and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan crying like a baby.

The Red Sox fan was the last up (he had finished off the crate - given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes'"

"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Red Sox fan replied." In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? what is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Yankee fan to my back."

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

ElCheAmericano says on May 16, 2005, 11:16:

Why Did God give black guys big pensises?

To make up for putting pubs on there heads.

elmodefoque says on May 17, 2005, 05:42:

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 20, 2005, 05:43:

skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound

right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you

the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private,

my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and

my name is Turner Brown."


The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God!

I thought you said "Turn around!"

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

BlondeJamesBond says on May 20, 2005, 06:06:

Crude enough? Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until you're 15 before it comes on your face!


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A man is walking along a cliff edge when he sees a woman crying hysterically

"what's wrong" the man enquires

The young lady, too upset to speak, motions for the man to look over the edge of the cliff

The man looks and sees the burning wreckage of a car on the rocks below

"what the hell happened here?" the man exclaims

"my boyfriend and I were driving along, when suddenly he lost control of the car, I managed to jump out in time but my boyfriend went over the edge - I think he's dead" stutters the woman, bursting into more tears

"today's NOT your lucky day" says the man as he drops his pants....

elmodefoque says on May 20, 2005, 06:17:

An American touring in Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicious delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation!
Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of the platter, he called the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 20, 2005, 06:29:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

BlondeJamesBond says on May 20, 2005, 06:46:

A couple were invited to a swanky fancy dress Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still
early, decided go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.

After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there."

Then she asked,"Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing Poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to
your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."

elmodefoque says on May 20, 2005, 07:01:

ok, my last joke, i promise!

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, things are starting to move along and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 20, 2005, 08:08:

my very last joke, for real this time.

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.
"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs.
Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the Front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.
"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.
"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits.


"But my thumb still hurts like hell!"

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

IMorcombe says on Sep 30, 2005, 05:34:

Another blondie This blonde is flying to New York and she sits in First Class, one of the flight attendants notices that she has a coach ticket and asks her to leave, the blonde says "I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am going to New York" and doesn't budge; the attendant gets this burly guy to talk to her but the blonde insists that she is blonde, beautiful and she is going to New York and stills doesn't move. The attendants go to the captain and tell him that they are having problem with a blonde that is sitting in first class with a coach ticket and that she doesn't want to move; the captain says "I'll fix that", then he goes and whispers something in the blonde's ears, she rapidly gets up and goes to economy class; the attendants couldn't believe their eyes and told the captain "we tried everything and she just didn't move; what did you say to her?" the captain said "I told her that first class didn't go to New York".

Maria Ines