For the newbies only. How to land trophy Colombian women?

socrates99 says on Jul 19, 2006, 08:54:

Posting while toxicated? Is there a rule or any enforcement on PBH concerning people who post while drunk?

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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:00:

Forgot one thing. If you're in Bogotá, make sure you wear shorts, sandals and t-shirt with picture of “Scooby-Doo” to their upscale clubs and get ready for the herd of women coming your way.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:01:

Peter Miami says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:04:

It is very scarry! lol
Peter It is very scarry! lol

Peter Miami

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webmanco says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:05:

Videotape yourself doing the funky chicken dance, that will be easier to understand

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:06:

i begin my short vacation in just a couple hours and i feel all gitty with joy.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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arthur brode (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:12:

Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:20:

Maybe he will grace YouTube with him doing the funky chicken? Then we can take a Survey like the radio station post going on....

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Peter Miami says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:22:

Elmo I say you bring your version of the "funky chicken" but Colombian/American style to Miami so that we can see it!

Peter Miami

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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:36:

Web, I wish I could tape myself and then show you guys my version of the “funky chicken” cause I’m quite good at it. I’ve danced the “funky chicken” many times specially at our annual Christmas parties at work. My favorite song to this dance is “Play that funky music white boy”.
The “funky chicken” is very simple. Just act like a chicken, flapping your wings (arms) and flailing your legs around all while jerking your head to the beat. Anyone could do it and is very sexy dance.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:40:

hey peter, if have enough of those cheap colorfull drinks at "wet willies" i'll be doing the funky chicken smack in the middle of ocean drive.

I better not do that cause if that place happens to be filled with rich, tough, young Rican and black gangsters from NYC, they'll put a cap on my ass for embarrassing the big apple.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Peter Miami says on Jul 19, 2006, 09:55:

Funcky Chicken Dance Contest I will join you and we will start a “Funcky Chicken” dance contest right there on Ocean Drive.

Peter Miami

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famsearch says on Jul 19, 2006, 11:37:

and after you've landed that trophy mujer colombiana, just remember one thing. high maintainance pain in the butt, that will leave your butt dragging and your wallet empty. lol
dan

dan

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seammckenna126 says on Jul 19, 2006, 12:45:

elmo this is one of your funniest posts you've written. I was laughing so hard it turned into an episode of uncontrollabe flatulence.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jul 19, 2006, 13:17:

I landed a trophy British husband. better that him no one
and he didn't even had to do that ridiculous chicken dance

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corazon en colombia says on Jul 19, 2006, 13:32:

Maybe they don't... Maybe they only think your checkbook is cute :) Anybody dancing around like a chicken looks like an idiot, I don't care what country you are from.

Colombia = paradiso

Colombia = paradiso

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Peter Miami says on Jul 19, 2006, 13:52:

corazon en colombia Come on now you do not like the "Funky Chicken"? It is very in style right now. lol

Peter Miami

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utopiacowboy says on Jul 19, 2006, 14:44:

Reminds me of one of my favorite shows on tv: the Pants Off Dance Off on FUSE. Plenty of funky chicken dancing.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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webmanco says on Jul 20, 2006, 06:02:

Deportivos Wayú





Disciplinas exóticas

Aunque las competencias incluyen algunos deportes comunes, se destacan por varias prácticas exóticos. La carrera de caballos es un evento social en el que los animales son ataviados con tejidos wayú y montados por niños de poco peso. Los competidores corren a toda velocidad en un terreno destapado hasta llegar a la meta, situada a un kilómetro de distancia.

Con ¿el banco¿, juego en el que los indígenas miden la fuerza de su cuerpo, se da entre dos competidores que se sientan en un banco corto y uno trata de sacar al otro. Lo empuja con el cuerpo sin usar las manos.

Además, hay ¿tiro con cardón¿, especie de duelo en el que dos personas se sitúan de frente a una distancia de seis a siete metros. A cada uno le entregan cinco pedazos de cactus biches y pelados y empiezan a lanzárselos hasta golpear a su oponente. El participante con mayor número de aciertos será el ganador.

Y, por supuesto, los wayú tienen lucha. Dos competidores miden fuerzas tomados por las fajas que sostienen sus wayucos (taparrabos). El ganador es el que logra derribar a su contrincante sin usar los pies.

La fiesta deportiva, que tiene como lema ¿Por el rescate de los juegos tradicionales¿, recibirá en escenarios adecuados para la práctica de las disciplinas autóctonas a las delegaciones de los nueve municipios guajiros y una delegación del Estado Zulia (Venezuela).

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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SPECTRASORT says on Jul 20, 2006, 07:30:

Elmo Your wit never ceases to amaze , I was cracking up in laughter.

Actually its not too far off the mark with the Semi Rich or Rich American on the look for Colombian Chicks.

Although I am not quiete sure if the Colombian chicks really do like the American men or just see it as a passport to a better life.

I remember way back in must have been 97,98 in an empty VIP bar in Bogota , two chicks turned up and called me over to dance with them , One of them was convinced that I was American and did not want anything to do with me , She also tried to divert her friend , however once they understood that I was British they actually did a 180 degree turn and were more then welcoming.

Elmo as for your funky chicken Dance , any chance on setting up a school in Cali , "Elmo's Advanced school of Funky Chicken".

Saludos.

Spectra.

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SPECTRASORT says on Jul 20, 2006, 07:34:

Elmo Your wit never ceases to amaze , I was cracking up in laughter.

Actually its not too far off the mark with the Semi Rich or Rich American on the look for Colombian Chicks.

Although I am not quiete sure if the Colombian chicks really do like the American men or just see it as a passport to a better life.

I remember way back in must have been 97,98 in an empty VIP bar in Bogota , two chicks turned up and called me over to dance with them , One of them was convinced that I was American and did not want anything to do with me , She also tried to divert her friend , however once they understood that I was British they actually did a 180 degree turn and were more then welcoming.

Elmo as for your funky chicken Dance , any chance on setting up a school in Cali , "Elmo's Advanced school of Funky Chicken".

Saludos.

Spectra.

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Peter Miami says on Jul 20, 2006, 09:29:

Elmo in South Beach The “Funky Chicken” dance contest will start today in South Beach right on Ocean Drive as soon as “Elmo” feet touches South Beach and it will go on through the entire weekend. He will be doing this in Honor of the Colombian Independence. Let’s us know if you want to attend? The entrance fee will be waived for the PBH members!

Peter Miami

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greg says on Jul 20, 2006, 14:23:

Video Be sure to take some video of the contest

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 20, 2006, 14:56:

For the "Funky Chicken Challenged" PBHers out there! here is the link for step by step instructions!...i tried to imbed all of them but had little luck, so i posted what i was able to!


You may have heard of THE FUNKY CHICKEN - the craziest dance ever. Now it is possible for you to learn this dance in the privacy of your own home. With these careful instructions, you should be able to master this fine art within days.

http://www.zuidwijk.nl/fun/funky/


Look cool and relax, concentrating on the thumping beat of the bass drum. Tapping toes or nodding the head helps. Beginners are advised to count from 1 to 4. Do not move lips.



Chicken Wings: Stand with feet slightly apart. Both hands are tucked under the armpits to make wings. Flap down on every beat, and back up in time for the next. Practice for ten minutes.
Chicken legs: Kick one foot out and back a little on 1, placing it back on 2. The other foor is kicked out on 3, to be back on 4.


Yellow Chicke: Both arms are held up across the face. Wiggle knees as if they are made of rubber.
Crazy Chicken: Imagine you are a crazy chicken. Scratch the floor while making clucking sounds.

Just my opinion...

Miguel_Clavo...Listo!! Libertad!!!...Colombia es pasión!

"F.A.R.C..S.U.C.K.S"

"I would rather die living life, than to live a dying life."........ Oh, and my PM is always ON. Great Bumper Sticker: "Home of the Free, Because of the Brave"

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Rio_Sul says on Jul 20, 2006, 18:38:

I landed one I met a baby so hot she drives me crazy. I have now even rented an apartment in Cali for her and her mother, son, nephew, etc (an me when I visit). I return in September and she is talking "Marriage". Now I need to do the "chicken dance"...jeje

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