For Pasty Gringos: How get that colombiana to notice you

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:36:

Lesson Number 1: Any advice your given means nothing. Simply keep your money clip stacked when you take it out to pay a bill. Smile often. Keep your head up. Tip big. Wear nice clothes and use a good cologne.

And if that doesnt work.... call me up. I'll get you some amiguitas to help you in that department. jajaj

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

Albatross says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:48:

I found out that a weekly bath and occasionally degreasing my Overalls helps git the ladies.

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esanch36 says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:57:

maybe a quick trip to the tanner will help too ,so your magestic white beer belly wont blind them at the beach

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Mononoke28 says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:11:

1. Have money in your pocket and spend it all on the ladies.
2. That's pretty much all you need.

Diana

morphus says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:14:

Yup...money and fiance visa...HA HA!

Robert Jorge says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:56:

The socks and sandals are actually like a mating call, but for long distances. A Colombiana might spot you from a hundred meters away - or further. She might not realize from that distance that you are a gringo; unless you are dancing of course. But with the socks and sandals, or shiny new, white tennis shoes, that will confirm to the interested Colombiana that you are indeed gringo and thus eligible for courtship.

morphus says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:59:

Ectomorphs are the best dancers. I'm a big boned mesomorph so don't expect much dancing from me.

pedro says on Apr 14, 2008, 10:03:

Dance floor moves (with acknowledgement to elmo or whoever first posted this)

¡save pow wow!

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 10:36:

MitchAlvarez says on Monday April 14th, 2008 8:36:
Simply keep your money clip stacked when you take it out to pay a bill
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Juanes says on Apr 14, 2008, 10:48:

1. regla numero uno ......por favor no parace como 'bobo' o 'tonto' despues de tomar cervezas alla en colombia

2. regla numero dos......cuando salgas por la noche o una salsateca llevas ropa apropriada

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 14, 2008, 10:51:

JAJAJ RJ

jonas says on Apr 14, 2008, 10:55:

arthur brode alias chupeta ;-)

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

Lauthra says on Apr 14, 2008, 12:42:

Just the fact that you're pasty white will get you noticed. The salsa and vallenato skills will get you noticed... not necessarily in a good way, unless you can actually do it properly...

Arthur, stop posting pics of my money and pretending it's yours!

Nato (='.'=)

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 12:51:

ok lauthra,
so when are you comming over for your $

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dwr says on Apr 14, 2008, 12:52:

1. Gringos who fart out loud are always a big turn off.
2. Apparently cutting your toe nails out in the open is not good.
3. Watch the walk. Colombianas hate the gringo saunter.
4. Shorts in Bogota are a no no.
5. Apparently having an opinion different from a Colombian woman is called Hablando Bobadas.
6. Don't get caught doing the Colombian wipe and disposal in the waste can.
7. Be clean. Very Clean. Colombianas like clean!

Mononoke28 says on Apr 14, 2008, 12:58:

Doesn't #7 apply everywhere in the world? =D

Diana

dwr says on Apr 14, 2008, 12:59:

The french like it smelly

Lauthra says on Apr 14, 2008, 13:13:

Arthur voy a Cali hasta Julio (waaaah), make sure to add all my interest to the pile :P Can't wait to go to La Cevichería Fanny en La Galería. *Sits back and waits for the Fanny jokes.*


dwr, sandals in Bogotá is another NO NO!

Nato (='.'=)

eywed says on Apr 14, 2008, 13:50:

Just show up and be yourself !

Ay Hombe!!!!!

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 13:53:

OMG
thats the same Cevicheria i go to.
never heard Fanny tell any jokes though

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jonas says on Apr 14, 2008, 13:57:

arthur, but you know what a fanny is?

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

Lauthra says on Apr 14, 2008, 14:02:

Really, is it really the one you go to? I've been going to her since I was like 5, it used to be a stand in the street. I have NEVER had ceviche from anywhere else in Cali.

Nato (='.'=)

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 14:18:

yeah,it is.
what a coincidence.

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miamimike says on Apr 14, 2008, 15:17:

As Utopia Cowboy used to also advise, make sure you have a Fresh Ben Franklin $100 Bill taped to your Forehead, works wonder with the Colombianas,,,LOL In the rare event this doesn't work, Tie that little Dollar Bill tree to your Backpack(all gringos have such a tree in their backyard right?) and just give 'er a shake in front of your chosen one, if this isn't a colombian Chick magnet and it fails you, you are a lost cause. Head to the airport back to the USA.,,,you cannot be helped LOL

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arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 15:31:

the way the dollar is going we are going to have to start taping a 50k bills instead

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MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 16:06:

arthur i prefer the clip with Dollars.

Trust me they love it!!

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

deathnova says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:31:

I prefer American Express Platinum.

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:38:

no actually no good deathnova. you need to have good cash with you trust me. unless your gonna spend allt he time at a hotel or major tourist area.

i prefer hanging out in different scenes with the ladies.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

deathnova says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:41:

MitchAlvarez,

This comes from first hand experience. They might not know exactally what it is but they catch onto the "no preset credit limit" part pretty quickly.

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:11:

jaja man they got youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

lo cogieron de tio rico al gringoooooooooo.

i hope you had funn jjaaj

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

deathnova says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:26:

"They" refers to the one that i've been dating (and eventually engaged to) going on over a year now.

Man Tequila says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:29:

I would think you'd get noticed quicker if you did wear the white socks with the sandals.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 20:56:

Lauthra,avisa me cuando llegas en Julio para invitar te a la galeria:)

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MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 21:21:

congratulations deathnova......... si sacaste tarjeta asi y conseguiste mujer pues parce mejor me quedo soltero.

no soy pobre pero si una mujer va estar conmigo por lo que tengo mejor que busque a cualquier otro o que conquiste a deathnova.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 21:26:

para que tener una tarjeta de credito si no lo aceptan en Leños

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Lisa Zee says on Apr 14, 2008, 21:50:

Arturito ahi estas coqueteando con la pela! no cambias LOL

goin_south says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:07:

dwr...."Colombianas hate the gringo saunter."
can someone describe? ... the gringo saunter?
lol
...is that something in the middle of my slow shuffle and rapid cantor??

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

lpdiver says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:20:

I got way more attention than I wanted after making a comment about my sister in laws and them being next in line if my current marriage failed. I am lucky to be left alone to take a dump!!

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"cook some rice!"

arthur brode says on Apr 14, 2008, 23:02:

Lisa,estoy hechando la los perros.
por favor no me atropelles con tu carro:)

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