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The Three Wise Men



In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.



At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.



She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

By smoothing on Dec 18, 2005, 19:30 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


rapi2000 says on Dec 18, 2005, 19:43:

That is SO funny smoothing,
I was laughing so hard that I think I woke up my neighbors.
Thank you for the joke!
Rafa.

rapi2000@yahoo.com

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dwmte says on Dec 19, 2005, 04:11:

speaking of firemen... do you know why in the u.s. there are fewer latino firemen than those of other cultures?

because they have difficulty telling the difference in jose and hose b.

fin

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dwmte says on Dec 19, 2005, 04:11:

speaking of firemen... do you know why in the u.s. there are fewer latino firemen than those of other cultures?

because they have difficulty telling the difference between jose and hose b.

fin

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smoothing says on Dec 26, 2005, 17:41:

wife received cita for january my wife just received the packet 3 with the interview date of jan 19th.Only one problem..her 2 sons didnt received their packet 3.she is thinking that she have to make 2 or 3 trips to bogota from barranquilla.Thats kind of messed up.I dont know if she can call the embassy and explain to them that its a family thing or do they even care.

SMOOTHING

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