For gringos is easy to say "I love you" as it is to go to the toilet

minina says on Apr 12, 2008, 16:28:

Just a thought

eywed says on Apr 12, 2008, 16:35:

Sounds like you been around the wrong men.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

Papi de Alejo says on Apr 12, 2008, 16:38:

Maybe it's just the language. In Spanish, I can't find too much room to say "I like you" or "I care about you". Granted, I'm new to this language but if I say "I like you" it comes out sounding as if there was a choice between the meal we just shared and you and you won. When I try to say "I care about you" it comes out sounding as if I am applying for a job as your ninera.

I have spent a lot of time describing the weather instead of saying something that will get me in trouble if I'm not yet at that place. i.e. telling the woman "I love you" when I really only want to say that we had a great time and hope that we can do it again.

PdA

poco says on Apr 12, 2008, 16:41:

Quote: Well in the other hand I think most men no matter their nationality will say that just to get what they want from a woman.

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This could apply to a some percentage during the first few days / hours.

I'd say the percentage grows to almost 100% during time,, ie: just before marriage or before the breakup.

The words I LOVE you have not escaped my lips in about 20 years.

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 12, 2008, 16:51:

I love you is a very strong word

Papi de Alejo says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:04:

Y como se dice algo menos fuerte que "I love you"? Posibilidades son "Te gusto" o "Tengo carino para ti" Se solamente como decir "Te quiero" y mas tarde "Te amo" pero que puede decir antes que dice "Te quiero"?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:06:

I like you

Papi de Alejo says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:20:

Pero que dices en espanol?

jonas says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:42:

I LOVE YOU LONG TIME

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:54:

Papi you can say..me gustas

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:56:

dile asi
te lo quiero enterra!

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2008, 17:56:

por atra y por alante

robi666 says on Apr 12, 2008, 18:01:

Te quiero...
dile "te quiero levanta' a mondà"

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

Robert Jorge says on Apr 12, 2008, 18:03:

I don't think I have ever said "I love you" to get what I wanted. Usually, "I can lick my eyebrows ... do you think that is wierd?" - does the job.

elmodefoque says on Apr 12, 2008, 18:06:

"te quiero levanta a monda" works damn good with druken barranquilleras

Papi de Alejo says on Apr 12, 2008, 18:11:

You guys are too much. Kat I don't understand how you used the verb gustar. It seems as if I'm asking her if I am pleasing to her. Elmo & Robi you're going to get someone into big trouble.

At any rate, I'm past this stage. Just remembering the awkward silences when I was thinking that I should tell her that I like her but trying to be careful not to tell her that I love her.

After we got past this, It did take me a long time to figure out that when she called me "Cielo" it was a spanish word and not having anything to do with mariners.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 12, 2008, 18:12:

te quiero, te adoro y te meto en el inodoro hehehhe

pedro says on Apr 12, 2008, 19:05:

A few suggestions for "I like you"

- Tu me caes (muy) bien
- Me da gusto conocerte / Me da gusto que me acompañes
- Me agrada tu compañia
- Me gusta tu forma de ser

etc, etc

¡save pow wow!

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 19:56:

Pedro you are always so profound. Try what pedro suggests, very nice very polite.
But if you want to sound Colombian, say:

Me gustas mucho.
eres muy linda.
eh avermaira mamacita!
uste esta como paco.
oiga lindura, nos escontramos mas tarde!
eh avemaias mija, esta mas buena que pan pa la leche.
estoy mas tragao que calson de gorda.
me gustas mas que lebantarme tarde. LOL

I am sure billy has some good ones,

jonas says on Apr 12, 2008, 20:12:

Quitate la ropa, perra

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 20:15:

Oh that is sweet!, it will get you a kick on your nuts!

goin_south says on Apr 12, 2008, 20:21:

That depends, Lisa; Alot of Colombianas have a better sense of humour.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Man Tequila says on Apr 12, 2008, 21:03:

I don't think I agree gringos say I love you as often or as easily as they piss or crap, so maybe the thread title is somewhat disrespectful. What an anguished cry there would be if the word "gringo" was replaced by "colombiano".

Pedro and LZ make a lot of sense though. A little soft soap goes a long way. Women are not idiots and don't respect it when ANYONE tells them "I love you" too early in the relationship.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

nine inch nails says on Apr 12, 2008, 21:47:

Bump MT et all.

"Bank owned" (www.foreclosurebyowner.com)

Rubito says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:26:

RJ, nice one :) I'll have to file that!

I think it's harder for English speakers to say "I love you" than just about anybody else on Earth.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:47:

I think MT is right, if a woman says it too early it will probable scare the shit out of the guy and if the guy says it too early, the woman will think he's too puppy like and lose some respect.

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:50:

Come on billy, decinos como decir " te quiero mamacita" jajajaja, seguro te sabes unos bien charros!

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:51:

No Lisa, yo siempre soy muy sincero y serio con las mujeres ;))

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:53:

Eso quien sabe? Los Colombianos son todos "Players" le dicen a las mujeres lo que ellas quieren oir, LOL

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:56:

jajaja, si, pero lo dicen con toda la sinceridad en el mundo, no?

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:58:

Lis, no me digas que los gringos tienen tantas "frases raras" para decirle a las chicas como los paisas. Si??

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

robi666 says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:58:

Lisa, no escuchar a billy...
los Colombianos son mentirosos, y tu sabes que los gringos son muy sinceros...

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 22:58:

Si como no!

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:00:

robi y los italianos cómo son? :)

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

robi666 says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:00:

Los italianos son gringos... verdad?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:01:

robi, en esos momentos no pudieramos estar mas sinceros si la vida estaba juego, jajaja.

robi666 says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:03:

billyb, cualquier cosa pase, tu siempre niega, siempre niega todo...

no serà que los italianos son medio colombianos?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:09:

jajaja, si, siempre hay que negar todo. Yo siempre he dicho que los Colombianos y Italianos son los mas parecidos en el sentido de humor, de la familia etc......

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:12:

Italianos gringos?! no, no, los Italianos son peores que los Colombianos!, Los gringos son mas sinceros, si te dicen I love you, they mean it, pero son mas aburridos.

Hay que escojer:
Un Colombiano, bien chevere, charlador, gracioso, bailarin, buen amigo, conversador, "atrativo y sedutor" pero mentiroso!, mujeriejo! ay DIos mio.

El gringo es amable, cordial, con mas platica, super sicero, no tan mujeriego, pero no baila bien, nada de ritmo, ni en la pista ni en el lecho,jajaja. y mas bien aburrido. ( gritones y locos los h.p) lol chiste ,chiste.

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:17:

Ya sabemos la repuesta Lisa, hay que escojer el Colombiano. Uno aguanta mucho, menos aburrimiento de por vida, escojido. Ni en el lecho? jajaja. Lisa let it all out LOL.

Rubito says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:20:

Lisa Zee eso no es ningun hijuemadre chiste. Asi sabe todo el mundo que sabe del asunto. Gracias a Dios que he aprendido algo de follar y bailar en estos años pasados y me encuentro ya bien puesto pa todo :P

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:21:

LOL.

Rubito says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:24:

Yo tambien en tu puesto escogeria al Colombiano pero diciendole claro "yo se malparido que me vas a poner los cuernos asi que si tu quieres tener ese derecho, lo tendras, pero yo quiero poder hacer LO MISMO QUE TU HACES HIJUEPUTA y salir de ves en cuanto a diverterme con otro tipo para mantener interestante a la vida mia tambien." :P

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:25:

jajaja me hicieron acordar del chiste que les conté el otro dia sobre la amistad entre mujeres y la amistad entre hombres!.

Si o no Lis que ahí están pintados?

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:27:

jaajajaj, rubi do you really think a colombiano will buy into that? Sounds more like a demand a gringo would agree to.

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:27:

Amen!.

Rubito says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:28:

No I don't but whatever they say or promise I'd do it anwyays. Play the same game they play. :P

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:30:

jaaj, ok, i got ya.

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:33:

Pintados cuales? todos las dos especies? jajajaja.

Yo charlando, pero todo depende de lo culta que sea la persona, no importa de donde sea.

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:39:

I agree, gente inculta son un turnoff, jajaja, how's that para some spanglish?

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:40:

Jajajajaja! "I love you" bilyb,jajajajaja!

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:42:

"Yo siempre he dicho que los Colombianos y Italianos son los mas parecidos en el sentido de humor, de la familia etc."

De acuerdo completamente billyb. Mientras que el sentido del humor de los gringos y también la relación con la familia es algo diferente a la de los colombianos.

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:42:

jajaja, Lisa, estoy mas tragao que calson de gorda!!

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:44:

ahy Dios! este tema está como picante...
Lis me descrestás con tu sinceridad.

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

Lisa Zee says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:47:

Siceridad? Colombiana mija!, get with the program. lol jajajaja

billyb says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:50:

Esto es lo que neccesitamos, more posts in spanglish, mija.

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 12, 2008, 23:53:

siiiiiiiiiii.

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 13, 2008, 01:15:

I've heard exactly the opposite;
how easy it is for colombianitas to say "Ilove you" to their gringos on the internet....I've read so many posts here with basically the same story...
"we met on amigos.com/cupido/sweethearts/whatevere and even if I don't speak any Spanish and she doesn't speak any English we have established this sympathy of souls and mutual love over the last two weeks. She says she loves me and wants me to come to Colombia and marry her. I'm traveling in ten days, how large do you guys think the rock should be? "

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Cerealkiller says on Apr 13, 2008, 01:29:

LMAO desi, spot on!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 13, 2008, 04:11:

jajaj desi good one

Rubito says on Apr 13, 2008, 05:44:

Talk about asking for ALL the wrong advice :P

My whole dad's side of the family is Italian and I can spot a lot of things that are exactly the same across both cultures. The Colombian sense of humor is a world in itself though, more than anything in the jokes. The one-liners and the banter aren't so different, but the jokes are super-highbrow. Even other Spanish speakers can't get with the Colombians when it comes to telling jokes. I've heard Colombian jokes where you gotta wait like ten minutes to hear the goddamn punchline, what's up with that? :P

I think the whole thing with Colombianos lying is very much counterbalanced by ColombianAs lying. What we need to do is quit the bullshit and just admit that we're really not monogamous after all, then we'd live happily ever after.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 13, 2008, 07:50:

Desi, definitivamente yo creo que una relación de amor que se construya completamente por Internet, es como construir castillos de arena. Tan pronto como logran reunirse y enfrentar juntos el mundo real, la cotidianidad, la convivencia; comienzan a descubrir una cantidad de cosas que son imposibles de ver por internet. Por su puesto que han habido parejas a las que les ha funcionado, pero considero que es como ganarse la loteria (entre millones, uno).

Creo que internet es una magnifica herramienta para conocer gente, para comenzar "con algo", para intentar dar un primer paso. Pero en cuanto relaciones amorosas, la convivencia es vital. Si esperan sostener todo un noviazgo cibernetico, sin estar de cuerpo presente y con la esperanza de reunirse mas tarde para casarse, creo que le están apostando a la ruleta rusa.

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

robi666 says on Apr 13, 2008, 07:59:

Desi, as Paleolitico says, why are you so positive on love relationship built on the Internet?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 08:40:

I HAVE OBSEVED.. .. actually as opposed to the title, here... before I solidified the relationship with my lady from Pasto.. IT WAS THE COLOMBIANAS..., others who would so quickly, freely be SHOWERING THE GRINGOS.. with all those phrases of love and devotion, way early, BEFORE THERE WAS ANY BASIS

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

webmanco says on Apr 13, 2008, 08:45:

The words "I love you" are as dangerous as a shoot out in an elevator. :-)

good thing is nowdays you get the full package without even having to say or listen to those "compromising" words.

If you are pretty, you are at the receiving end more than you want.

Del dicho al echo hay mucho trecho.

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

orestesdd says on Apr 13, 2008, 13:15:

I have lived in the US for 28 years, and I don't think it is easy for a man to say "I love you". It has not been easy for me either even though I am now in love with a colombian woman. So I don't know where that idea came from. Just my $0.02!!!

nueva york bombero says on Apr 13, 2008, 13:19:

I love you PBH!!!

PALEOLITICO says on Apr 13, 2008, 13:23:

jajaja nyb

"Amar a la gente y usar las cosas y NO amar a las cosas y usar la gente" www.paleolitico.net

Lisa Zee says on Apr 13, 2008, 14:06:

I grew up in a beautiful home, but I never heard the words "te quiero mucho" we were a very loving family, we showed our love, with caring and respect.
I never said it to anybody, until I met my husband, he used to tell me all the time "I love you" and I would say aha.....

When my son was born, I could not say it enough, I still do, and in English is easier, but to my son, I have told him in any language!. Now I can say it very easily.

We never hug in my house, I have 5 brothers and one sister, we never hugged or say I.L.Y. but we got older and they got married, their wives show them how. now every time we meet, we hug and say it, when I write, I say it always.

Why make such a big deal, just say it! I love you! te quiero mucho!

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 14:17:

okay, Liza.
If I must....
I love you.

.
.and so does utopiacowboy.
jaj

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Lisa Zee says on Apr 13, 2008, 14:18:

I also learn how to say: get lost, go to he.....

nueva york bombero says on Apr 13, 2008, 14:25:

heaven? thanks! I loath you too!

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 14:29:

Liza... the monkey says:



BE NICE!

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

webmanco says on Apr 13, 2008, 15:20:

or Te estoy queriendo mucho con demasiado.

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

Lisa Zee says on Apr 13, 2008, 15:24:

Goin S, you are turning into your pesty friend. I don`t like you very much this days.

Juanes says on Apr 13, 2008, 17:04:

i dont know if the original post is right. i would disagree kat and say 'por algunos gringos es mas dificil para usar el bano en lugar de decir 'te amo'.

http://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/Juanes/

gringoloid says on Apr 13, 2008, 17:08:

that may be a staged picture there............the flush valve is removed from the deck.

but it's very funny, keep them coming.

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 17:46:

Lisaaa... the monkey says:



................ .......... ............. ........Be Nice.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Rubito says on Apr 13, 2008, 19:14:

Paleolitico, I'll say this in English for the benfit of you practising the language:

It has been over 3 years for my wife and me. We met online. We got married 2 months ago, and in another few months I will FINALLY be living full-time in Colombia. So it looks like we won the lottery :P

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 19:38:

Rubito... I think you and I are about tied for stranding out the longest relationship apart...
and, I understand shit happens and it gets longer and longer... even ms goin_north.. it was gonna be mar 29, then april 12,... the 19th... muy pronto.???. .jja..

So, tell us... CUANDO?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Rubito says on Apr 13, 2008, 19:42:

GS are you drunk again? I replied to that question already.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

Rubito says on Apr 13, 2008, 19:44:

One of the reasons our relationship didn't die is because we never made any silly pretense at monogamy.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 23:06:

I wasn't then, but I'm close now.
38 months...
now, answer the fokn Q.
You've been saying: "in just a few months"... for about 2 years.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

goin_south says on Apr 13, 2008, 23:08:

WTF is "a few'' in new york or OH!!! Canada?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Rubito says on Apr 14, 2008, 00:23:

July or August.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

tomtom33 says on Apr 14, 2008, 04:40:

I'm not into monogamy either. But a lack of pretense in this area is hardly a reason for a lasting relationship. There may just be a bit more involved.

MaFe says on Apr 14, 2008, 05:33:

Ja!! This is so funny...gringos are harder to say I Love you!

From what I have seen, Colombianos over used the word!

I noticed about Colombianos (sorry guys) that as long as it has legs and looks like a girl; their in love! "que hubo mamita linda, que bella, como estas mi cielito, bla bla bla!"

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

aztec says on Apr 14, 2008, 05:54:

" I've heard Colombian jokes where you gotta wait like ten minutes to hear the goddamn punchline, what's up with that? :P"

That drives me crazy. The story goes on and on! You find yourself wanting to say just get to the end of it.

jonas says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:08:

and how about them Argentinians? Ever heard the expression "chamuchar" ?
In Argentina the girls can be easy if "chamuchared". It means after chatting to a girl at a bar for about 3 minutes you have to tell her that you were only born to fall in love with her... and the like bs and she will be all yours. Terrible. If you don´t chamuchar... No way you are putting your hands on her.

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

robi666 says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:10:

What's the difference from here, jonas?

"I am a citizen of the most beautiful nation on earth. A nation whose laws are harsh yet simple, a nation that never cheats, which is immense and without borders, where life is lived in the present."

jonas says on Apr 14, 2008, 08:15:

A friend of mine came to visit from Buenos Aires. The first night we went out, chatting to some girls in a bar. After about 5 minutes the girl he was talking to almost smacked him in the face. I asked what he had said to her and he replied he had only chamuchared her. It sure didn´t work here in Bogota.
I later went to visit him in B.S. and experienced that without chamucharing you won´t be getting anywhere.

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

Albatross says on Apr 14, 2008, 09:17:

My novia kept asking me what I thought of her and after many "me gusta te mucho"s, I finally just started saying "te quiero" and even "te amo" (once)... it just seems that in their culture, the girls expect us to say it alot sooner (and more often) than here in the States.

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

lpdiver says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:29:

Hey...sometimes going to the toilet involves a great deal of pain, effort, and straining!

t

"cook some rice!"

nueva york bombero says on Apr 14, 2008, 18:52:

Don't forget JOY!

D

Rubito says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:36:

My wife says I'm a meloso hijueputa and she wants deeds, not words. Smart woman :)

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

nueva york bombero says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:38:

So, lower the seat.....

Lisa Zee says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:43:

LOL

lpdiver says on Apr 14, 2008, 19:51:

MY wife is just happy to have a toilet WITH a seat and I never get any comments on my rare instances of failure to return the seat to the lower position!

t

"cook some rice!"

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 21:24:

my wife has no say

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

lpdiver says on Apr 14, 2008, 21:37:

Mitch...sleep with one eye open my friend...

t

"cook some rice!"

goin_south says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:13:

hey, tony, do you ever wrag her about 'not puttin the seat back in the "UP" position, for ya?
lol

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

lpdiver says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:18:

G_S no sir, never. Pick your battles carefully.

I maintained in my first marriage that the PROPER position was with the seat and the lid both in the down position. After pissing on the fancy lid cover a few times I realized the error of my ways.

Seriously...my paisa has no problems with seat postions.

t

"cook some rice!"

Rubito says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:27:

My adjustment is going to be in the area of orderliness and cleanliness in the apartment. I'm just not used to giving a damn about it and it's going to be painful :P

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:29:

lpdiver i was kidding........im single. jaja thank god

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escacez de aguardiente. :)

goin_south says on Apr 14, 2008, 22:33:

I feel yer pain, rubito.
My son and I are use to living like a couple college kids, here.
Before my last trip to Bogota, for the interview, he says:
"Dad! why can't I keep the key?
Why can't I sleep/stay here?
You think I'm gonna have a party or something here?
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! "
jajj

But, she claims she wants to be 'domestic', .. for a change, for a lil while.
We'll C.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

manINred says on Apr 14, 2008, 23:47:

Who the hell says "I love you" anymore just to get sex? Women want it more than men, from my experience.

Nowadays (not that I knew what it was like before) it's just a quick dial and say "i'm down, you?" and bob's your uncle...very business-like, but very efficient, sans emotions et al.

Rubito says on Apr 14, 2008, 23:58:

I'm with you man. "I love you" should come no less than 3 months after the first bang!

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