If you want to taste la curramba to it's fullest, you simply need to call Elmodofoque's sobrino Jhon. Jhon is the only colombiano that I would trust my life with. He is a very macho dude that commands respect wherever he goes, and nobody gives this 5'10 280lb taxista one bit of bullshit.
011.57.311.663.7212
By Miguel on Mar 16, 2006, 10:39 in Friendly Talkzone.
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Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 10:47: Another Thing Make sure to S L A M his cab door. (bien cerrado) After Elmodofoque politely exited Jhon's cab for about the 50th time leaving the door partially open, I saw smoke coming out Don Jhon's ears.
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toneloc24 says on Mar 17, 2006, 11:33: I think... A good thing to let the gringos know is whether Don Jhon speaks any English. "Don't tase me, bro!!!!" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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elmodefoque says on Mar 17, 2006, 11:44: hey tone, he knows all the curse words. ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 12:04: Good point, tone He knows the above terms, and a few more. He does not speak English, per se, but he communicates well, if you know what I mean. I would not advise any gringo to go to Barranquilla without a grasp of basic Spanish. Sin los básicos allí, un gringo en Barranquilla estaría jodido.
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