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For Gringos Going to Barranquilla

If you want to taste la curramba to it's fullest, you simply need to call Elmodofoque's sobrino Jhon. Jhon is the only colombiano that I would trust my life with. He is a very macho dude that commands respect wherever he goes, and nobody gives this 5'10 280lb taxista one bit of bullshit.

011.57.311.663.7212

By Miguel on Mar 16, 2006, 10:39 in Friendly Talkzone.


Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 10:47:

Another Thing Make sure to S L A M his cab door. (bien cerrado)

After Elmodofoque politely exited Jhon's cab for about the 50th time leaving the door partially open, I saw smoke coming out Don Jhon's ears.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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toneloc24 says on Mar 17, 2006, 11:33:

I think... A good thing to let the gringos know is whether Don Jhon speaks any English.

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 12:04:

Good point, tone He knows the above terms, and a few more. He does not speak English, per se, but he communicates well, if you know what I mean.

I would not advise any gringo to go to Barranquilla without a grasp of basic Spanish.

Sin los básicos allí, un gringo en Barranquilla estaría jodido.

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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