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For Gringos Going to Barranquilla

If you want to taste la curramba to it's fullest, you simply need to call Elmodofoque's sobrino Jhon. Jhon is the only colombiano that I would trust my life with. He is a very macho dude that commands respect wherever he goes, and nobody gives this 5'10 280lb taxista one bit of bullshit.

011.57.311.663.7212

By Miguel on Mar 16, 2006, 10:39 in Friendly Talkzone.

Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 10:47:

Another Thing Make sure to S L A M his cab door. (bien cerrado)

After Elmodofoque politely exited Jhon's cab for about the 50th time leaving the door partially open, I saw smoke coming out Don Jhon's ears.

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toneloc24 says on Mar 17, 2006, 11:33:

I think... A good thing to let the gringos know is whether Don Jhon speaks any English.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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elmodefoque says on Mar 17, 2006, 11:44:

hey tone, he knows all the curse words.
modefoque
sonamanbiche
aswhole
go fuc yourself
and many others

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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Miguel says on Mar 17, 2006, 12:04:

Good point, tone He knows the above terms, and a few more. He does not speak English, per se, but he communicates well, if you know what I mean.

I would not advise any gringo to go to Barranquilla without a grasp of basic Spanish.

Sin los básicos allí, un gringo en Barranquilla estaría jodido.

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