For Colombians thinking of migrating to Europe

elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:03:

and have nice weekend

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:11:

now if you consider yourself a lily white Colombian then by all means go there, this does not concern you. The add is aimed at only us thieving black modefoques
Thank you!

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:13:

Chit, now i hope the republican party don't get any funny ideas too and come out with something very similar to this.

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:15:

Hey Elmo, you're the Chris Rock of Colombia. Tranquilo papá. No es para tanto.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:17:

"Chit, now i hope the republican party don't get any funny ideas too and come out with something very similar to this."

Don't worry, I think Hilary will win and the Black community support her well.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:27:

I dream of having our first black president back in office, Bill "fokin" Clinton
thank you!

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:35:

Colin Powell is one of my personal heroes. To bad he gave into the Vulcan group and sold us the WMD propaganda in Iraq.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:37:

Just curious, Elmo, what do you think about this point of view???

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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aztec says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:44:

elmodefoque, I would like to invite you to join the Republican party (if they are legal in NY). The Party needs more people like you who can provide leadership in a time of change.

Everyone knows that the Democratic party has abandoned minorities. They for years have only issued homilies and pablum for their suffering constituency.

Why not take you for granted? No matter that the donkey party has done nothing for you, minorities continue, as if a robot, voting for the democrat party.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:52:

Seriously, let’s say I’m your typical colombiano or ecutoriano living in Spain and right after work I have to go thru the usual routine, getting chase by Spanish skin heads down the back alleys of Barcelona, but being that I run fast I always get away reaching my place unharmed.
After a while you get tired of getting chase and decide, fok this chit! I’m taking my black ass to Switzerland and don’t care if I freeze my balls but at least they’ll let me stay and work with no problem, WRONG!!!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:54:

jajaja plato funny video

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 09:56:

dude CHRIS FOKIN ROCK is my fokin HERO!!!
I've seen this one a million times

Aztec, now you got me wondering too. are republicans allowed in NYC??

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:13:

I have a friend who is Swiss, he is STINKY rich but I mean serious money there, his wife is a black girl from Trinidad, I wonder what he thinks of this add. specially that they go to Switzerland for Christmas every year

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tasco66 says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:22:

What is wrong with the deporting of crime-committing foreigners, identified as black sheep in this video?

If some foreigner comes to Colombia to rob a bank, I see no reason why he should no be deported.

Bravo, Presidente Uribe for the perfect operation!

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:23:

Aztec, In my case, the first thing I love to discuss with republicans is their most pressing issue. MEXICAN IMMIGRATION
Listen republicans, this is NOT FOKIN EUROPE, this is the Americas or western hemisphere, we (INJUNS) were here many THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU, before your fokin BC before your AC before your DC before any foking C you could think of and if you don’t like to look at injuns (Mexican injuns in this case) take your ass back to where ever the fok you came from!!!
Now go and make the rich richer, bomb that crap outta Arabs and put ALL fokin blacks in Prison, but leave Mexicans alone!!!!!!
Thank you!!

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:29:

if injuns decided , back then, to deport every crime committing foreigners, there wont be a single one of you modefoques here!!!
thank you

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:30:

Here he goes again. Que cucho tan jodón.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:31:

Elmo, when is Miller time for you? It's Friday dude.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:32:

I'm sure Switzerland does'nt mind having 1 or 2 blacks but if the numbers get too high, it will be a problem.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:33:

ssshhhhh am already hitting the bottle, i got it stuck behind the ROTOR ROOTER

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:34:

A 5:00 p.m., Mr. Glenfiddich - single malt - is coming for a visit.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:37:

PLATO, i'm already half blasted, i'm here in the basement all alone, the night cleaning crew wont show up for another 2 hours. all the men's rooms are clean and is friday. I don't see anything wrong with starting a little early

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 10:47:

dude, the problem is not about blacks comminting crimes, is not that. the problem is that all them scandanavian blondes are only doing the black guys and the scandanavian guys are pissed off.

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:01:

Cojelo con take it easy papá. O sea que no te vayan a descubrir, coño. Ya falta poco tiempo.

Lo que pasa es que se cansaron de esa vainita. Quisieron la vaina grande coño! JAJAJAJA!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:02:

I'm did enough drinking last night. I have to stop going to my uncles' bar in the Bronx. Free alcohol and me is a bad combination. Maybe later :)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:06:

Nice Morph - now that's letting down.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:06:

that looks like a fun place, let's go there for our monthly NCFY outings

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:15:

Elmo, Friday nights are usually good. Its not too far from Rubito's place. Plato, you're not far either. You should stop by sometime.

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:19:

Morphus, just e-mail me the address and I check it out sometime. I think I know where it may be located.

Thanks,

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:28:

Theres a bar in Manhattan on 37th and 8th called "Wakamba". Theres nice looking Colombianas in skimpy outfits bartending. Sometimes the NCFY meetings take place there. Usually after work around 4pm or 5pm. You can email me or Elmo for details. We lost one member, Rocinate. He moved to Medellin and is now getting chucha galore.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:35:

Rocinate is now a very happy lifetime member of a gringo club in medellin knows as LOCFM (lots of CHUCHA for me)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:35:

Oh, I see. membership requires one not getting chucha? Dude, I'm married. Any special dispensation from this?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:37:

I plan to join the LOCFM chapter in Barranquilla

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:38:

"problem is that all them scandanavian blondes are only doing the black guys and the scandanavian guys are pissed off." (Monsieur. De Foque)
Wrong!
The black guys are only popular with some of the older broads, like the kind that go to Africa on their vacations....the young Scandinavian blondes prefer home grown.

Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:39:

Plato, I'm marry too. the trick is to get rejected by broads in the bars we attend and so far we are batting 1000

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:39:

Sheet...those nasty marsupials have invaded Manhattan...

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:39:

I know a guy thats married and has'nt had any chucha for over a year.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:42:

JAJJAJ Desi like your new name for Elmo (Monsieur. De Foque)

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morphus says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:43:

White goes for dark and black goes for white. It must be an evolution thing to bring us all together.

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:51:

Morphus, I don't have that problem.

O.k., so the mission of the club is to have women reject you, on purpose. What if you fail and a woman - a bar wench - wants to take you to bed? Does the club kick you out? Do you lose your membership?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:55:

There's something very French about Elmo...don't you think so, kat? He could be from the Algerian quarter in Marseille with that tan complexion and used- to- be black hair...

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scotty says on Nov 30, 2007, 11:56:

poor elmo so hung up on race issues, have another bottle of thunderbird and chill

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:03:

Going back to the original video, I noticed something quite interesting. At T minus 32 look at how they put a mean looking face on the black sheep while the white ones look friendly and goofy. .
Well, juts about every morning, in the subway, on my way to work I always see this tall black guy and his bike. The dude places his bike in a way that makes it impossible for anyone to seat at the 3 adjacent seats next to him and then puts on that mean face.
The face is exactly like that black sheep. So far no one dares to tell this guy to move the fokin bike. I certainly wouldn’t, chit! he’ll kick my fokin ass from Manhattan all the way to Barranquilla and back.
Motto of the story, don’t fok with an angry looking black modefouqe
Thank you.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:08:

plato, if you get CHUCHA from any of the bars we attend, your memebership will be terminated immediatly

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:19:

Algerian quarter, ni que perro muerto, i'm from the quarters del barrio abajo en barranquilla

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:20:

we dont call them quarters in barranquilla, we call them callejones

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:30:

Elmo and Morphus,

That's a pretty elite club. Just messin' with one bar wench and you're out? Damn. No wonder this dude Rocinate went to Colombia.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:31:

The name of the Club it's call Losers.com

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:34:

BEFORE I GO HOME
plato, i offered these broad in bars in new york, trips to miami, money, jewlery, drugs, marriage and many other things but i still get NO CHUCHA.
hell, i want no part of this club, but whattama gonna do??

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:43:

Thats not new, the swiss government has been doing this kind of stuff for a while now. This is the latest ad, the swiss are paying for it to be broadcasted all over africa to keep people from trying to get into the country.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 12:45:

Wow . . .that's hard core.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Robert Jorge says on Nov 30, 2007, 13:27:

Elmo, and everybody else: Am I the only person who realizes the video was made by a political party to make another political party, or country (Switzerland), look sinister? The video was made by the group that is against deporting non-citizen criminals. The video was NOT produced or released by the party wanting deportation of criminals. Whoever made the video, thus using the offensive black sheep analogy, is the racist bigot. But their propaganda sure does work well on some of you. They are the freaking bigots, tying race to criminality, producing propaganda, and then blaming somebody else for what they invented. Don't you see it? It is plain as day to me.

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 14:28:

Well Robert, do you want to join the club too?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 14:39:

Plato you are getting as bad as elmo jajaja

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Colombiche says on Nov 30, 2007, 14:55:

The commercial is a slant from one party to another... basically a party is accusing another party of being xenophobic supremacists.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 30, 2007, 15:01:

Desi, here in Canada and the US it isn't just older white chicks that are into black and dark latino men... it's all kinds of women, young old and as white as white can get.

Anyhow.... a hermetic, insular, xenophobic society only leads to INBREEDING. Consuming too much "homegrown" turns the gene pool into a stagnant pond of recycled water that can start to go fetid with time. Recesive genes must wage silly battles to delay their inevitable demise.


How do you say "tara" in english?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Nov 30, 2007, 15:29:

*Biche, Swedish and North European chicks tend to think that similar backgrounds ensure better understanding. We're not as multicultural and sophisticated as you guys, not yet.

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Colombiche says on Nov 30, 2007, 15:34:

Well, you seem to be, you are married to a Calilo (proof that love that interoceanic love works).

I am sure that deep in her heart of hearts Sweden thanks you for adorning her human landscape with a couple of droplets of hot tropical blood ;)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Plato says on Nov 30, 2007, 15:58:

Oye Elmo! Don't you know of any bars that play vallenato/colombian music? How about you Morphus?

I think there are some places in New Rochelle, Westechester - a small Colombian enclave there.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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slguy says on Nov 30, 2007, 17:14:

NYC isn't my idea of heaven- but I bet they have sense enough to outlaw accordians there! ;)

jajajajjajajajajjajjajaja

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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scotty says on Dec 2, 2007, 03:51:

chris rock is a jackass, he aint funny but he is loud, he has got to be on drugs.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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scotty says on Dec 2, 2007, 03:52:

elmo you are trying to hard and you live in the wrong fokin city.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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aztec says on Dec 2, 2007, 04:03:

"Desideria says on Friday November 30th, 2007 15:29:

*Biche, Swedish and North European chicks tend to think that similar backgrounds ensure better understanding. We're not as multicultural and sophisticated as you guys, not yet."

Just uttering that statement on most major university campuses in the USA will cause a riot.

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Colombiche says on Dec 2, 2007, 18:21:

Riots are good.They are an indicator that a given society still has a pulse.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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slguy says on Dec 2, 2007, 18:23:

Unless it's your business, or your home, that gets torched. I believe a PBHer has experienced this before....

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Colombiche says on Dec 2, 2007, 18:24:

Yeah.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 2, 2007, 20:34:

Chris Rock is pretty funny. As good as Chapelle.

Riots are good when they happen in another city.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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