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Flushing Meadows Park, Queens, NYC, July 20th Colombian festival

With so many gringo men desperately seeking colombianitas, why not set up a booth for such encounter?
The Colombian festival in queens draws close to a million Colombian, many are illegal single females.
Just an idea

By elmodefoque on Jul 12, 2008, 16:10 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


elmodefoque says on Jul 12, 2008, 16:11:

thank you!

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panthdave says on Jul 12, 2008, 16:15:

Hmmmm....I am closer to Colombia than New York..so I don't know....2 Hours 50 minutes in Medellin...

panthdave Miami

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nueva york bombero says on Jul 12, 2008, 17:47:

Elmo....I will be first in line!!!
You running the booth???

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elmodefoque says on Jul 12, 2008, 17:50:

i aint running no fokin booth, i'll be fishing

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elmodefoque says on Jul 12, 2008, 17:51:

them colombianitas don't want my old ass but the porgy's do

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 12, 2008, 18:04:

I spoke to el centro civico and i hear there are talks to do the marcha for the paz in flushing.
ill keep you posted. if anyone has any news please post!!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 12, 2008, 18:12:

Mitch and bombero are young good looking modefoques, what the fok am i gonna do there, take up space and waste all the young people's air?
take lots of pics

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nueva york bombero says on Jul 12, 2008, 19:00:

I thank you Elmo! But I'm sure there's something (one) for you there.......

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MaFe says on Jul 12, 2008, 19:27:

Mitch keep us posted!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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sanandressi says on Jul 13, 2008, 07:41:

Hey modefoque, how did so many ILLEGAL Colombian young women get to NYC in the first place? I doubt they swam to Miami or walked to Tijuana. Kind of far.

Hey mode, you seem to have a fascination with the gringo with the Latina? Most of the gringos I met in Colombia were not "desperate". They had been with a gringa wife and wanted to try something else. I think the Latinas sometimes feel the same way with the Latino male.

Are there close to one million Colombians in the metro NYC area? That would make greater NYC like the what 4 or 5 or 6 largest Colombian city in the world?

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GregYohn says on Jul 13, 2008, 08:05:

Hola!

I already have my GF from Cali, but it sounds good for guys that can not get away to Colombia!

12VOIP.com gives free calls to Colombia.Greg

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 16:58:

a reminder
this is what you gonna see in queens NYC this sunday

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:01:

and if you go where i hang out , right side of the stage, you gonna find a handfull of barranquilleros and cartageneros in a sea of cachacos doing this, escandalo

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Monpirri says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:24:

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:29:

thanks!!
no doubt it, she is a pretty injun girl

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Plato says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:35:

What Injun girl? Did you see her parents? Son BLANCOS NO INDIOS. Elmo, esta tu no la puedes reclamar papá.

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Plato says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:37:

Que rico ese escandalo Elmo!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:43:

plato, i could spot an injun a mile away
if her parents are sofia vergara and carlos vives blanco then she was adopted.

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:43:

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:45:

plato check this out.
one million of our cachaco brothers all over flushing meadow and only a handfull of costenos.
Guess who are the most escandalosos?
that's right!!

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Plato says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:48:

My costeño family! Escandalosos esos hijueputas!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:52:

los cachacos con sus usted, vos, sos, ave maria and all that polite chit and here come los costenos con su jersy de junior, tambores y fokin sombreo voltiao pa hace fokin escandalo

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Plato says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:04:

Beautiful people either way. Big hearts. I'm privileged and proud to have both sides running through my veins.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:07:

Elmo, after doing some research, I found out Taliana has a stepfather, so she may be half white through her mother. Her real father may be injun - but we need to verify. If that's the case - I'm sorry papá.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MaFe says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:15:

Plato says on Jul 15 (today): flag

Beautiful people either way. Big hearts. I'm privileged and proud to have both sides running through my veins.

Plato que lindo! Very well said...

I am a true believer that all Colombianos/latinos...no matter how white/light hair..bla bla bla we have Indian blood running through our vains and we can't deny it...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2008, 18:23:

during that colombian festival in queens with over a million present where do the handful of barranquilleros hang out?

we have our own party to the LEFT of the main stage

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elmodefoque says on Jul 17, 2008, 18:26:

typical
that dumb fok don't be seeing that fokin tree smack in the middle of the taping, all he had to do is move to right or left

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texan678 says on Jul 18, 2008, 16:23:

Knowing some colombianas back home, this gringo will try not to drive all of the ones at flushing meadows crazy this weekend - No promises.

Elmo if you need help judging all the pretty girls as they walk by, I can bring some scorecards.

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nueva york bombero says on Jul 18, 2008, 16:26:

Yo seriously....my Colombian friends here on the island are saying not to go because of the invasion of Puerto Ricans and Dominicans to the fest.
They say they'll be no fine Colombianitas there ............

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MaFe says on Jul 18, 2008, 16:27:

So if not there, where will they be?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 18, 2008, 16:31:

there are several festivals this weekend. Dover, NJ, Hackensack, NJ, Elizabeth, NJ, Flushing, NY and one in Long Island.

Yes there will be puerto ricans and dominicans but 80% are colombians. Tonight you can go to terrace in the park and celebrate with Taliana Vargas y el conjunto chaney, tomorrow you can go to dover, nj and then make it to st. patricks cathedral for mass for colombia at 8 i think.

but ill be there on sunday at 10am for the marcha por la paz. ill stay a little while and then leave the park around 4 or 5. go home shower and head to the 4 afterparties. :)

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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elmodefoque says on Jul 18, 2008, 17:34:

most families with kids show up early and leave early, then the young NYC colombians show up that's when it really gets down.
I'm way way toooo old for that chit and rather go fishing but my daughter has been talking about going which means she's gonna drag me with her .
I'm an old barranquillero, i can't be in a fokin place sorrounded by broads and music yet you are not allowed to fokin drink, that's total bulshit.
I'll waiti until i get back to curramba to have a good time
thank you!
me dancing
the good thing about currmaba, most dance until they drop dead

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nueva york bombero says on Jul 18, 2008, 17:37:

Damn E! You're a good dancer!
Smooth! And that little chica sitting down is checking you out!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jul 18, 2008, 17:45:

NYB i still have some moves

hey, i just noticed that chick cheking me out. If you're good dancer you get a lotta ass in barranquilla

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elmodefoque says on Jul 18, 2008, 18:11:

she don't take her eyes off me

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rocinante says on Jul 19, 2008, 14:50:

Heeeey! You guys are meeting kinda late tomorrow, it starts waaaay earlier so I'm going to show at 11. I won't have a cell phone but I will still meet you at the globe at 2.

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Plato says on Jul 19, 2008, 14:59:

Damn Elmo! You can sure cut a fokin’ rug papá! Coño, que bien!

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2008, 18:32:

my hat off to these old time barranquillero dancers

hey modefoque, why do barranquilleros love to dance so much?
i don;t fokin know , we just do


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elmodefoque says on Jul 19, 2008, 18:44:

most kids are taught to dance by aunts uncles

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Plato says on Jul 19, 2008, 19:37:

Elmo, great videos. I love how the litte girl is trying to get the hip shake down from her aunt. It's great how tradition is passed down.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Jul 19, 2008, 19:40:

And the party can be done in a little friggin' area of space.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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elmodefoque says on Jul 20, 2008, 06:31:

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Plato says on Jul 20, 2008, 12:24:

Wow ! The friggin' heat is ridiculous in Flushing Meadow park! There aren't enough shady trees to seek refuge from the heat!

Yesterday I went on a run between 9:00 a.m. and 10:00 a.m. Towards the end of my 5 mile run, I was about to pass out. The sun's rays came on strong at about 9:45 a.m.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:25:

"Heeeey! You guys are meeting kinda late tomorrow, it starts waaaay earlier so I'm going to show at 11. I won't have a cell phone but I will still meet you at the globe at 2"

Roci, where were you? We waited at the globe for 2 hours and did'nt see you.

klk898

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elmodefoque says on Jul 21, 2008, 05:31:

i walked around that globe like 5 fokin times, neary collapased from the heat lookin for roci

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MaFe says on Jul 21, 2008, 17:11:

Are the majority of the female reporters rubias in Colombia?

It was very hot in NY yesterday....

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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