Finally in Medellín, but feeling lonely

paisa29 says on Jun 4, 2009, 14:18:

http://www.couchsurfing.org/group.html?gid=3488

"Fill the earth with the light and warmth of hospitality" Conrad Hilton

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Zoltar says on Jun 4, 2009, 14:26:

FEELING LONLEY?? Have SEX ! (the soultion of every problem!)

Zoltar

www.zoltarsuites.com - under construction !

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Elicolombia says on Jun 4, 2009, 16:04:

Hola Sir!
Hay un proyecto con la Alcaldía de mi ciudad que se llama "Medellín City", es con el fin de hacer de Medellín una ciudad bilingüe este es el link www.medellin.gov.co/alcaldia/jsp/modulos/anexos/mc.jsp . Allí aparece el nombre de la coordinadora del programa, tal vez te pueda servir.
Y este link es de mi ciudad http://www.culturayturismomedellin.com/ para que mires las actividades que hay por hacer!!!

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dwmte7 says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:00:

max...........i was down on the board walk in venice years ago and i think it was a sunday.....as usual, up comes swami X with his soap box, robes, long hair and beard. as he mounts his soapbox and starts to deliver his reliably sterling sermon, the crowd gathers.......

unlike his usual prompt oratory, swami was silent, gazing at the gathering crowd...then finally, in an unusually soft voice, he said, "look at all of you out there.....you all think sex is the answer."

"it's not the answer, it's the question...the answer's 'yes'. "

patriarch

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manINred says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:08:

what a great name... sirwhale. In case you don't understand what EliColombia wrote, basically she's offering a way to contact the coordinator of a program designed to make Medellin bilingual, and the other link is things to do in Medellin, both well worth a look.

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medefockinllin says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:14:

Feeling bored => go exploring
Feeling lonely => asking approval if it's OK to be with a puta?

Given that you've just come from Chile where some of earth's ugliest citizens live - it's OK I think.

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manINred says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:23:

medellin is not synonymous with sex tourism i hope, he's just lonely and wants stuff to do. why does it have to be sex?

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RAAAY says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:29:

.medofok says..." Given that you've just come from Chile where some of earth's ugliest citizens live - it's OK I think."










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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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span_colombia says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:29:

for teaching: eafit university, universidad pontificia bolivariana, universidad de antioquia, el centro colombo americano

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jun 4, 2009, 18:59:

"Given that you've just come from Chile where some of earth's ugliest citizens live"

Ive seen my share of nasty modefoques every time I go to el centro.... you should get out of Parque Lleras and Tesoro..jajajaja

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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sirwhale says on Jun 4, 2009, 19:08:

Thanks for the help guys, especially Eli. My girlfriend was Chilean so my spanish is good, although im having to get used to this new accent. Leaving a loved one behind is difficult, especially when you´re far from friends and family. Oh and yea i´d say the majority of Chilenas aren´t the best, but there are some stunners, and thats including my ´´polola´´ ;)

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sirwhale says on Jun 4, 2009, 19:11:

I´m looking up all the schools now in the yellow pages, there seems to be millions for a small city. Google maps isn´t giving me much confidence either.

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medefockinllin says on Jun 4, 2009, 19:50:

Miss Chile...que chimba

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Catfish35 says on Jun 4, 2009, 19:54:

Small City?

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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Zoltar says on Jun 4, 2009, 20:13:

ManInRed wrote :
" Medellin is not synonymous with sex tourism i hope, he's just lonely and wants stuff to do. why does it have to be sex?"

Let's analize this :

1) "Medellin is not synonymous with sex tourism i hope"
Answer : No, just like Rio, tourist come here for the wonderful beach. "I love Medellin beach !"(prashe overheard from non sex tourist) and also, "Let's go to Medellin Mansion ! I came to Medellin to "only look" at this place !" and who cant forget the most used prhase : " Life's a beach !" (can be used anywere, not only in Medellin)

2) "he's just lonely and wants stuff to do. why does it have to be sex?""
Answer : Usually, when you have sex, there is more of one person involved in this (sometimes 3 or more!), so you will be NOT lonley and you will have : the "talking" part, (you are talking with someone, so you are not lonely anymore) the "fun" part, (stuff to do AND with someone!) and the "end" part (stuff to do like taking a shower, maybe with your partner/s)

As you can see, SEX its the answer ! I am shocked that even you didnt know it !

Zoltar

www.zoltarsuites.com - under construction !

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Elicolombia says on Jun 4, 2009, 20:37:

Thank you for your translation manINred !!!

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dwmte7 says on Jun 5, 2009, 04:08:

sir whale........eafit is probably the best bet....and if you're not 'wed' to medallo, the llanogrande campus is BY FAR the best bet. it's quiet, beautiful, lacking all the bullshit and comeons that one has to deal with in medellin. go up, see for yourself.

up the hill, you'll discover a completely different class of people.

you can pm me for detailed info on the area.

douglas

patriarch

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sanandressi says on Jun 5, 2009, 11:11:

There are beautiful womens in every Latin country including Chile. Nevertheless, for pure striking beauty the Colombian womens my just very well be the most beautiful on the planet? Me thinks it is the mix of blood, the food, and the climate.

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Zoltar says on Jun 5, 2009, 12:07:

Jeff !

I am GLAD you understood it ! :P I was already prepared to "1000 flames of hell" replies !

Zoltar

www.zoltarsuites.com - under construction !

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