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Hi, I'm AkronMale and I'm thinking of dating my dog. I can't get any real dates and I was wondering what is the experience in Colombia. Do people date their dogs? Also what's with the hygiene? I'm used to just pissing on the floor and everyone in Colombia insists that I go to the bathroom. What's with that?

By utopiacowboy on Jan 21, 2005, 12:38 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Mr. Hollywood says on Jan 21, 2005, 12:43:

Have you asked a Mexican? I dated a Mexican dog once and she said it's only Colombian dogs that piss on the floor while on a date. After marriage, though, all bets are off.

I hear they all become bitches, though, when you take them back to the states.

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Dan says on Jan 21, 2005, 13:00:

Go for Colombia Plenty of filthy animals roaming the streats Dogs and cats mainly.

God Bless America!

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Albatross says on Jan 21, 2005, 13:00:

:o Hi, I'm GirlieMale, I was out the other day and some guy tried to molest my French Poodle.
Don't these barbarians know how unhealthy that is ?

P.S. I think Colombia sucks... What do YOU think ?

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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ARMacleod says on Jan 21, 2005, 13:28:

Colombian dogs suck.. After you have their teeth removed.

I used to take my ex wife to Goa, (India) Cows are sacred there. I suppose that's like being a dog.

Personally, I have never gone to bed with a dog (I have woken up with a few though) do I qualify?

Yeahh you are a troll, join the london male, 10 bloody gold fish and the rest. hehehehehe

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Miguel says on Jan 21, 2005, 14:04:

Ok Take a nap, kids.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 21, 2005, 15:52:

Yeah, but Miquel, we're not tired. We wanna stay up and play.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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dwmte says on Jan 21, 2005, 15:56:

heh, cowboy, i told you in a previous post.... that the secret of life is.....'knowing when to give the old dog a bone. go ahead, spoil the bastard....rotten.

peace,

dw

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Lauthra says on Jan 21, 2005, 16:42:

Dog? Blimey, I always assumed you just were someone's bitch...
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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dwmte says on Jan 21, 2005, 17:27:

lauthra..... i believe that deserves a, 'touche'.

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