favorite elmo moment....

so, after a bong induced time warp to amnesia,
the old one was drifting through the more important things in life, and all of a sudden, he realized that
something important was not being done.

we have to save elmos' favorite moments....

what happened to you when you read them??..

red face??... coffee on the keyboard???... tears???
choking???...stich in your side???...pity???...mas?

personally, having had the uncommon karma to have stood
in the shadow of this sterling example of literary creativity, in public, that in the end:...

out of all the moments, from birth on the sandbar, to
upcoming retirement in between three or four prepagos,...

oldbongos' favorite moment;.. when elmo discovered the dingleberries on the office floor....
..poor elmo.

By oldbongo on Oct 24, 2006, 07:04 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2006, 07:20:

Oblongo, you’re embarrassing me; you really shouldn’t had reminded them of my dingleberry problem. Now, what are my chances with any of the girls on this site? ZERO!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

bob777 says on Oct 24, 2006, 07:27:

I and others have mentioned to elmo to write a book... True or not, you have to admit, elmo has a talent for story telling, even if it does bring a red tint to your face or choke on your morning brew.

Elmo, write your book. If it sells well, you can retire in BAQ with your prepagos and Ron Viejo. ;)

famsearch says on Oct 24, 2006, 22:49:

my favorite elmo moment... had to be when he told the story of narrowly being hit on the head by a lamp, by a very angry and/or jealous woman, as he was leaving church. the lamp i could see, along with the annoyed woman, just had a tiny problem with elmo, and his reputation, being in church. fell off the chair laughing...
dan

dan

webmanco says on Oct 25, 2006, 07:30:

What? Elmo leaving church?

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

oldbongo says on Oct 25, 2006, 10:01:

where is miguel? and kat?
and all you other freeloaders.
give poor elmo some credit for broadening your outlook on life.
nobody wants to hear that he got depressed by neglect and jumped out of his window. that would be too sad.

famsearch says on Oct 25, 2006, 12:38:

yeah... and it takes real effort jumping out of a basement window, not as easy as say, the first floor.
dan

dan

Tinto (Moderator) says on Oct 25, 2006, 13:23:

Basement window? I thought he was always complaining about hauling his "black injun ass" UP the endless stairs of a five-floor apartment building?

poco says on Oct 25, 2006, 13:42:

My favorite Was the tale about his broken finger.

Ha,, complete with photo.

Too bad the photo isn't still available.

MY SORRY STORY ABOUT MY BROKEN FINGER

"Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent" - Isaac Asimov

canuck says on Oct 25, 2006, 18:20:

What almost killed me laughing... was the story about how he got his nickname "elmodefoque".
The new forum rule is elmo has to give us a new story at least once a week.

elmodefoque says on Oct 26, 2006, 05:45:

Did I tell you guys about my boating accident when NYPD had to fish me outta the east river, behind the United Nations building and I was later interviewed by NY1 news, all wet and shaking?
They had to bleep out half of the interview.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

famsearch says on Oct 26, 2006, 10:52:

tell us elmo! and with lots of details too!
dan

dan

elmodefoque says on Oct 26, 2006, 11:18:

Hi Dan, at this moment I got an emergency on my hands. I gotta run up to the 6th floor, some broad got stuck inside the ladies room. The little sliding lock mechanism fell off and she can’t open from inside. I don’t understand why she can’t crawl under or climb over the stupid little door.
After that I’m heading home. I get drunk everyday after work so I’m in no condition to write anything. You get drunk too if you had to clean other peoples shit for a living.
Hopefully tomorrow I’ll share the juicy details.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

seabass says on Oct 26, 2006, 11:22:

Elmo's bathroom patrol kinda remind me of Andy Griffith's latrine duties in that movie, "No Time for Sargents" except with Elmo it would be called "No Time for Modefoques".

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 27, 2006, 12:35:

uhmmmmmmmm, uhmmmmmmmmmmm, uhmmmmmmm not ain't got any, it would have been if he had jumped from his neighbour's 4 floor window but he chicken out didn't he..

engage brain before opening mouth

Plato says on Oct 28, 2006, 10:09:

Just came on board here a couple of weeks ago. Elmo was the first to respond to one of my posts. Granted, he is indeed crass, but he's damn honest an doesn't care about expressing his views!!! What person doesn't think about crass things? You know where he's coming from unlike some Colombians who hide behind pretenses (we wrote about this in a another thread).

I also noticed that Elmo is a stirrer. In other words, he likes to get people going - and he does. He's hilarious too!

So far, most of his posts are memorable, but I just started here.

Regards,

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)