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Every Colombians top two priorities in life

1. Las Mujeres

2. El Futbol

By MitchAlvarez on Jun 28, 2008, 10:34 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


jaramillo says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:04:

y en ese orden

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:05:

the order is debatable......

it was a hard choice... but in the end cant live w/o las mujeres.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Lisa Zee says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:17:

Mich: vos sos muy charro,jajaja!.
I send it to my all my brothers and a good friend that is a professional soccer player and coach.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:27:

Mitch, did you know that many women who play soccer are lesbians?

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Plato says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:51:

That was an awesome video. Mitch, apuntase 100 mijo.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:51:

No i didnt know. I would think thats a stereotype.

But in anycase im also into lesbians jajaa

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 12:52:

Todo bien plato...... guardese los cien. pasame una botellita de antioqueño y quedamos en paz

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Lisa Zee says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:04:

Hey Mich that would find them more attractive that they are lesbians LOL.

Desi: you just made them.... "more better" LOL

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Plato says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:06:

Ah listo Mitch. Contamos con el guarito pues.

Oiga, que sean lesbianas eso no importa. Lo que importa es que están muy buenas y si son fácil de convencer - a pues rico!!!!!


Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:09:

Lisa is smart. She understands the mind of us men. jaja

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Plato says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:11:

Bueno, es imposible creer que no vayan haber algunas bisexuales en eso dos equipos – que va!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:14:

i dated a lesbian for like six months not too long ago. i kept trying to convince myself that i could make her want only men. didnt work!! jajaj at first it hurt my ego i wont lie.....but she once said:

"i find sexual pleasure only with women... with men i just like to play with them as if they were toys"

so after this conversation i felt used. jaaja...... :) its a great feeling when i think of how sexy she was. :)

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Medellin Traveler says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:16:

Gracias por el video, pero lo siento no me gusta futbol, si no nomas lesbiana futbol con la damas mas hermosas como las que estan el en video.............

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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Plato says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:17:

Hey, as a kid, I always thought tom boys were sexy. They like the rough, tough and tumble like boys but they were women at the core. Some lesbians are hot but their pleasure center is wired for other women.


Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:18:

MT brother...... good to hear from you. Its ok your still the man, even if you dont like soccer.
When is your next trip to my pueblito hermoso?

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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Medellin Traveler says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:51:

MitchAlvarez,
Tal vez por la fiesta de las flores pero en el momento no estoy muy seguro, depende en lo que dice el patron ojala me da permiso y vos?

"Huevos Rancheros en Medellin, No Quiero Taco Bell." - www.medellintraveler.com

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lpdiver says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:53:

I guess I will never be Colombian then...Chocha first! Always!

ts

"cook some rice!"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:54:

uh? read the original post lpdiver. that was first in the list. :)

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 13:55:

mt im trying to go for la feria too but things are kinda rough at my company right now. i need to be on top of stuff.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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lpdiver says on Jun 28, 2008, 14:02:

Mitch...I was refering to your post where you said the order was debatable...not for me!!!

ts

"cook some rice!"

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MitchAlvarez says on Jun 28, 2008, 15:59:

that fact that you like heavy set women is fine with me......but sports boring? you must be crazy.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 18:24:

Ahhh Rubito ... good to hear. Any specific kind/type of Martial Arts you like or practice?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 18:42:

Rubito: I think any REAL martial art is good. Meaning one with a spiritual element to it, not a sporting one. I like aikido for practical purposes because nothing is better for defense against being jumped

I agree...over the years it has been soooo comercialized. It used to be you had to practice for a very long time before you could "earn" a black belt (much longer). They do not instill much of the philosophies, of which you Can live by. I was around it all my life - my father was an instructor and a self defense instructor when I was a child (taught me - mostly Judo & Jujitsu) and continues until today and both my brothers practiced. It is an Art really.

Good to hear you practice.;)

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 18:50:

Yes...they even have you learn Anatomy (if taught the old way) - because of pressure points - that you just touch or hit and disable the opponent. There is one move - if you just touch the hand and flip it a certain way it brings the opponent to the ground on their knees and cannot fight back...they have no choice, jeje

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:01:

Ooouch! Probably looking to hit the Ulnar nerve? (funny bone..) Guess that would throw your opponent off a bit!
Have you ever hear of he move "squeezing the peach" ? I am not sure if it is Aikido or Taekwondo (sp?). I remeber seeing it posted on the wall and the guys would kringe by the title jeje

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:03:

ok - looks like I cannot spell or write today...too many typos

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:08:

?????????????

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:10:

What are you talking about - you are NOT a newbie. Why so uptight? You have a problem? Contact the Moderator or Peter - otherwise, you are wasting your time whoever you are.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:14:

Exactly....he is angry or upset about something. I don;t understand why...but leave me out of it. Take it up with Peter or the Mods. Heck they derailed about lesbians up there....so what is the problem?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Jun 28, 2008, 19:17:

That's good. But maybe they need to do that before the person signs up and starts to get inflammatory towards others? The site cannot do that? We have to wait I guess until they do it?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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dwmte7 says on Jun 30, 2008, 04:39:

damn, mitch...i thought their cars took priority over everything.......

dwmte

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 07:01:

They look like gringas. I've seen drunken Irish broads hotter.

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ColombianoGringo says on Jun 30, 2008, 08:11:

Rubi, I agree with you on the martial arts, but those girls look great to me.

Jiu Jitsu does seem very interesting. Like you, if I had more time, I'd like to study it some. I spent many years studying Wing Chun and Choi Li Fut from an old Chinese guy. I still spar occasionally, but just don't have the time to really train. I had done "Americanized" Tae Kwon Do in high school, but after studying Chinese kung fu for a while, I realized what a joke American TKD is. Regardless, those chicks are still hot ;p

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MitchAlvarez says on Jul 18, 2008, 13:38:

3. la patria

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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MaFe says on Jul 18, 2008, 15:10:

I play soccer Mitch...and I am not a lesbian at all...but I can appreciate female beauty....
the girls in this video are HOT!! Good one Mitch!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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