English lessons

megustamuchisimo says on Jan 24, 2007, 15:57:

with a native speaker, if he knows what he is doing, you will pay more like 50K per hour

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arthur brode says on Jan 24, 2007, 17:26:

you can find english teachers in Cali that charge 20k for 1 hour and 30k for 2hours

http://www.calirentals.net/

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morphus says on Jan 24, 2007, 18:05:

Le dare lecciones gratis cuando llego en Medellin.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2007, 08:30:

oops sorry Morphus I spill my drink as soon as read what you just have written

you will be teaching anything but English! paisa29 run while you can! jijij

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2007, 08:52:

JAJAJA DG the best i heard in PBH for a long time jajjaj

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paisa29 says on Jan 25, 2007, 12:24:

Kat1... fresca... perro que ladra no muerde, mucho tilin tilin y nada de paletas, jajaja

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morphus says on Jan 25, 2007, 15:55:

Kat1, whats so funny? I just thought it would be a nice thing to do.

"the best gringo pick up line. I will teach you English and you teach me Spanish OK? We can study in my apartment if you want?"

DonGringo, that must be your pick up line. I don't need to do that.

Paisa29, podremos practicar Ingles en un lugar publica si no confias en mi.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 26, 2007, 05:23:

Paisa29, if you're older than 15 you really have nothing to worry about from Morphus. It's your daughter he's after.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 05:29:

jijiji
jijiji

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paisa29 says on Jan 26, 2007, 07:32:

utopiacowboy.... I am not worried at all... for the record I am 32, got brain and have NO any implants, so I`m not morphus type.jajaja

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 07:48:

definetely not Morphus type, so you are safe paisa. :)

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morphus says on Jan 26, 2007, 14:25:

I don't like breast implants. How many times do I have to say it? I was'nt even thinking of anything sexual. I have a girlfriend in Medellin. I have to be faithful.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 26, 2007, 16:41:

ahhh Nice person, wrong planet

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morphus says on Jan 26, 2007, 19:06:

Kat1, i'm more worried about you and elmodefoque. I know modefoque and I don't think you will be able to resist his charms. He's really a handsome and successful man in real life. He does'nt really clean toilets you know. He got you all fooled :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 27, 2007, 01:50:

Morphus, Desi and moi knew about that ages ago, why do you think we have been putting up with him ;)

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