elmodefoque, 2004

Rubiazo says on Jun 21, 2005, 12:22:

Damn you're daughters are fine, I'd like to get someone like me near them!!
I'll see you on the Greenway, blowing past your candy guajiro ass on my Specialized :))

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lpdiver says on Jun 21, 2005, 17:50:

OKay Elmo your daughters are off limits for me but what about your exwife? Hmmmm? As long as she doesn't have any enchiladas...

Tony

"cook some rice!"

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 21, 2005, 21:51:

Tienes razon, Elmo. Miquel wrote me and told me what a prince you were. I asked him, didn't Elmo spend the whole time trying to get your novia on all fours?

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 06:09:

Guys, my daughters are a couple of real NYC bitches; I would not want to be their boyfriends for nothing! They are the EXTREME OPPOSITE of colombianas, but you guys are very welcome to try and ride them, but don't come complaining to me. You ever try riding a bull? by the time they get through with your ass, you’re gonna prefer getting hog tied naked and pushed in the middle of a Pamplona street during the running of the bulls, your ass getting trampled by the bulls is gonna feel much better than being with them a week before and the week during that time of the month.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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lpdiver says on Jun 22, 2005, 06:46:

yeah you are probably right and I bet your exwife is Americanized too!!!

T

"cook some rice!"

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Gomezman5 says on Jun 22, 2005, 06:55:

Elmo, I'll help ya I can solve the problem with your daughters.....one at a time if you prefer. Chicago is very different than NY. We know how to say words like "Thank you" and "Excuse me". But anywy, I 'll hav patience with the one of your choosing.

On the other hand, are sure it is NY, or is the problem that Guajira blood. If it's the blood, than there is no cure for that and you should just consider the matter hopeless.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 06:55:

she was the one who dumped a plate of enchiladas on my head in a crowded nyc restaurant.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 07:05:

it might have to do with nyc, puerto rican and guajiro blood for one and the other one nyc, dutch, german and guajiro blood. with temper and all, they could be a lotta fun, two weeks outta the month. they took me out for father's day and we all got polluted, we were watching the baskeball game and listening to music. the bar was given them free drinks just to keep them dancing.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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greenday says on Jun 22, 2005, 11:05:

elmo you look like you're still in pretty good shape...still got a nice head of hair (is that grey or is the sun just hitting it at a wrong angle??)...
I'd give anything not to be bald and not have a huge beer belly....

nice pics!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 22, 2005, 12:26:

greenday, when i'm not driking i'm riding my bike to work and back. i got the guajiro curse, as soon as you leave your village, the freaking hair turns grey, it started happening to me when i was 10 years old.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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Save the Wildcats says on Jun 23, 2005, 16:18:

Nice pics! I didn't see one of you, though! You know I adore you; you're a kind soul underneath your clown exterior. Ssshhhh - don't tell.

Kim

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 23, 2005, 17:16:

Good to see you back, Kim. We need some wildcat chewing big-time.

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Save the Wildcats says on Jun 23, 2005, 18:29:

Thanks, UC! I'll try not to chew up too much right away. I missed you guys.

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Miguel says on Jun 23, 2005, 23:01:

Eh Kim... Welcome back and chew at will!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 24, 2005, 10:55:

Kim mi amor, I just finished placing my current pic back in my image gallery, just for you so you get to see a real Guajiro corroncho modefoque.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

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Save the Wildcats says on Jun 24, 2005, 14:35:

Very nice! Now keep it up there! We need some photos of guys around here, you handsome devil!

(and Hi Miguel! Good to see you too!)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 24, 2005, 14:40:

hello kim, welcome back. Long time no see.
Cheers,
Desi

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Save the Wildcats says on Jun 24, 2005, 15:28:

Hi Desi! I've been here and there. Mostly cleaning out the house and got a new job. I've missed you a lot!

Kim

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