Elmo you're very funny writer.....

elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 06:33:

No way lady, are you the one that called me a knuckle draggin, pointy headed baffoon?
if you saw a present pic then you really gonna let me have it. you already tore me a new ass hole yesterday.
'

let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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billyb says on Nov 2, 2006, 06:38:

Hey Elmo, it looks like you have a GF in... the making. Just remember, hate is just one little step away from love. The hard part is making them care enough to do either.

BillyB

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 06:49:

Ouch.. yeah I did refer to you as all those things including simian-like. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Oh, yeah, there was something about your vulgarity as well, don't forget. But you are a very clever and out-loud funny writer.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 06:51:

Listen up lady, I could not find a present picture of me on all fours but I did find this one taken last year. I was in the process of mounting my burrita.


let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:00:

You see????? Even your retort takes the discussion into the gutter. Maybe you are one of those bashful, sensitive, dejected kind of guy who expresses his needs in the kind of braggadocio, swaggering, smirky way. There is more to life. Theatre, literature, opera (oh yeah, no opera), culture.

You look like full-blood indio. What are you Aztec, Maya, Hichol, Cofan?? You have a beautiful skin color. Do you know how much some people are willing to pay for a tan like your's?

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:04:

You take the cake..... ...and the poor burrita. What did she ever do to deserve such a horrible fate. Wait a minute though....your tee shirt says Key West.

Seriously though, you're funny...

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billyb says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:05:

Sounds like love to me! BillyB

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:08:

holy crap, if you find me cute, you MUST NOT be colombiana, i come from a country where indios are the lowest of the low, even blacks feel sorry for us.
I'm into fishing, i go often to key west. When i was younger i was there during their Halloween parade and dressed up like Cher, but don't tell anyone.

let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:10:

my family came from northern coast of colombia, la guajira, wayuu country. you ever heard of a wayuu?

billy, that lady insulted the crap outta me, i don't think i have a chance


let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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podborski says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:39:

finally some women (other than kat1) are starting to get you elmo. There's hope yet.

too bad your other post seems to have disapeared, what was it about again? oh yeah, hookers

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podborski says on Nov 2, 2006, 07:43:

since we can't talk about hookers I suggest we talk about arepas.

I like the thin light coloured ones, not the thick, heavy dark ones, if I have a choice. But I'd eat a dark one any time, just prefer the light ones. Nice round ones are best. Don't like the pear shaped ones at all. I'm willing to pay lots for a really tasty one. I'd rather pay up for one good one than eat a whole lot of crappy cheap ones.

Let's talk about arepas.

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cali373 says on Nov 2, 2006, 08:15:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smile if you are a thinker!

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 08:24:

Gentlemen..... honest truth is that a man who can keep us laughing is a turn-on. Just as long as we are not the butt of your jokes. I have admittedly had crushes on the ugliest of men and I say ugly because that was my first impression. But they were clever and funny. So you see, elmo, there may be hope for a Quasimodo like you. Won't you reach out???

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 08:39:

quasi who? is the like elvis
quasi who? is the like elvis presley?

let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 08:50:

Hey soul searcher, what does it mean? I m searching too, but what I’m looking for is a nice piece of ass for free, but so far no luck in Colombia, I have to pay about 40 mil pesos a pop.
If women in colombia find me so disgusting and undesirable how come I make normal looking kids?
One example.


let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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podborski says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:05:

Hmmmm I think I might have to try one of those well toasted arepas. They are starting to look really good.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:11:

WOW this is very interesting two girls interested in Elmo
soul searcher and preciosa paisita well she said that Elmo can use her picture for whatever he wants. christmas is looking bright :)

good luck!!!

caveman jijiji

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:19:

Normal children...... she's SPECTACULAR. She must have the recessive genes in the family. She really is a wonder, woman. Where did you go right?

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:24:

I like the arepas from la guajira. I had this arepa that had to be one of the hottest and most delicious arepa I ever had in my life. It was toasted just perfect. I soon as I’m back in Colombia I’m gonna have that arepa every day, for two months.







let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:29:

roofus, i like to try one of roofus, nothing better than a guilt shag. i like to try one of them there paisas. last time i tried to have one it did not worked out. thanks man!

soul searcher, you seem like a real smart broad. don't understand what ressesive genes means but if it means she's mine, yes she is!

i gotta run for about 45 minutes need to install a new toilet on the 4th floor.
let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:33:

What i'm search for.... is SOL.

Like they have in Colombia. Elmo, it seems like you are there every few months. Are you retired rich and just bull****ing us???

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soul_searcher says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:39:

Gotta go.... be talkin' to y'all later.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 2, 2006, 09:48:

I am speechless :0
I am speechless :0

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elmodefoque says on Nov 2, 2006, 10:02:

Funny, nobody ever asked me if I had money. Ok, here it is. My family owns a good chunk of the northern east part of La Guajira. My great grandfather was the tribal chief during negotiations with the Colombian government, so that makes me like a Prince or something. Anyway, I’m worth a nice fortune, man I could just see Colombianas ears perk up, suddenly I’m not so maluco.
Though I work as a maintenance engineer, official title, I install and maintain toilets, urinals and bathroom sinks, also responsible for daily upkeep which includes moping and deodorizing 4 times a day, I’m still royalty.
I have money waiting for me when I go back home, plenty of money. The girls in my village don’t give it up so easy; I need to marry them to get any, so that’s why I hang with hookers in Barranquilla my adopted home.


let's talk about hookers!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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billyb says on Nov 2, 2006, 10:02:

You could say Elmo's cleaning up in the toilet business. BillyB

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Plato says on Nov 2, 2006, 10:35:

Elmo, dude, why can't the girls leave you alone?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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famsearch says on Nov 2, 2006, 10:41:

oh poor elmo... it looks like you have your first official groupie, you lucky modefoque, and she thinks your cute, in a rugged, caveman kind of way. as far as that lovely young lady, i think she may take more after her mother, if elmo's self description is anywhere near the truth. lol
dan

p.s. just think elmo, if this new groupie of yours looks anything like a burrita, you'll have the best of both worlds! lol

dan

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Plato says on Nov 2, 2006, 10:55:

Ever notice some women like the rough looking guys, or the guys that mistreat them? Other women are also into the drama about their man being with other women – in other words promiscuous – but never leave him?

I’ve seen some gorgeous women with guys you would never think they would be with – a complete mismatch. The guy must be a good talker, wealthy, or have some great redeeming quality (or physical attribute).

If you’re a corporate looking guy, she’ll clean you out. You’ll be some woman’s “finance” while she’s screwing around with her “romance” guy.

If a woman is treated well, she’ll find the guy extremely boring. So, they look to get punished in some way, either psychologically or even physically, by some other dude because they need the drama in their life. Nice guys don’t do it for them.

Elmo, now you have a woman on this forum calling you a caveman, dude. You must be the answer to her dreams.

I tell ya Elmo, you have it going on with the “I’m an ugly black injun” stuff. You catch a lot of attention.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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podborski says on Nov 2, 2006, 15:27:

at roofus: argy arepas look really good in the shop window, but they don't taste that great, if you know what I mean. They're all show and no go. Plus they are expensive.

I'm trying to arrange to have a real colombian arepa shipped down here. It'll cost me because I have to use air freight so it arrives fresh, but it should be worth it!

I imagine as soon as my my colombian arepa arrives I will of course find the perfect argy version, cést la vie.

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arfgoblue says on Nov 3, 2006, 13:19:

arepas and butter so you are just shipping in arepas....there must be extra room in that plane. how about bringing some of south barranquilla's finest down to keep you company.
let's talk about hookers!

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Peter Miami says on Nov 3, 2006, 13:31:

Elmo You are the man!!!!!!

Peter Miami

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podborski says on Nov 3, 2006, 21:35:

I'd settle for just about any arepa right now South baranquilla, east baranquilla, mr babillas, whatever.

I was just out shopping for arepas and didn't have much luck.

As you know there are many places to shop for arepas. Some places they give them out free, but that means the demand is high and there is lots of competition, especially from guys who are much hungrier than girls it seems. There are never enough of these free arepas.

Of course, sometimes girls like arepas too, but for some reason I don't mind seeing a girl take the arepa that I had my eye on. I am a gentleman.

The best thing is when a girl wants to share an arepa with you. I like to share.

Here in Argentina there are just so many arepas to choose from, but it is like they are behind protective glass. You reach out and try to touch them but your hand gets hurt.

I like colombian arepas better because they are not kept behind glass but are available on almost every street corner, 24 hours a day. Plus they are in fact magnetic, attracted to metallic things like the coins in my pocket. It's easy to over-eat in Colombia, but I'm starving here.

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billyb says on Nov 3, 2006, 22:11:

Areperas are god's gift to man ;) BillyB

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arthur brode says on Nov 5, 2006, 09:03:

like these

http://www.calirentals.net/

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billyb says on Nov 5, 2006, 09:50:

I like those also, but I meant, areperas, not.... arepas. Slang for ladies that swing both ways.

BillyB

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arthur brode says on Nov 5, 2006, 09:58:

oh..ok jaja

http://www.calirentals.net/

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podborski says on Nov 5, 2006, 13:00:

I thought it was tortillera? or something like that?

Hope some expert here can explain how these names originated. I'd be fascinated.

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billyb says on Nov 5, 2006, 17:15:

I think it has something to do with... getting grilled on both sides.

BillyB

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