Elmo, Please Investigate and Explain!

Elmo. We've missed you. Front page of El Tiempo has a story that sounds like it will alarm you. Title "Wayuus, del burro a la cicla." I quote: "La vieja estampa del indio wayuu montado en su burro... es cada ves mas escasa. En los ulitmos años, las bicicletas han desplazado a las bestias in esta zona..."

Please investigate and report back. If bicycles have replaced burros, how are all the young Elmos redirecting their chi?

By Mr. Hollywood on Feb 19, 2005, 07:15 in Friendly Talkzone.

Mr. Hollywood says on Feb 20, 2005, 12:51:

Elmo? Elmo must be in a lovelock with a burro and unable to come up for air.

Miguel says on Feb 20, 2005, 16:59:

No... Senora Elmo returned to the US a couple of days ago, and our Wayuu is now on unsupervised leave for another two weeks. DIOS MIO!!!

elmodefoque says on Feb 23, 2005, 14:27:

hi to ALL. this is my first day with out a drink, drugs,is different a matter. i´m about to buy booze to go see junior de barranquilla kick cali´s ass in the stadium. i´m going with about 10 junior fanatics, i even got a junior shirt. i got 17 year old broads after me, but i´m not that crazy, but for guys here is no big deal, i told the girl i got underwear older than her. she´s a knockout. i got more pics of my barranquillera wife,my paisa wife is back home(usa). Old gringo i owe you a mojarra frita and a big fat joint, and miquel, i got video tape of us and our broads dancing in LA KAMA nightclub, will send you a copy. i don´t remember who taped but we got it. i made love to a burra last sunday, will send pic when i´m back in the usa. Mr. H thanks for the article. bye to all, i´m off to raise hell in the stadium with a bunch of drunken barranquilleros. i love the hell outta this crazy city.

Miguel says on Feb 24, 2005, 00:32:

Noooooooo JJJJJJooooooddddddddddddaaaaaa...... Looks like you saw a good game, too. I hope that video has footage of the camiseta you gave to John! Talk with you soon, monocuco.

oldbongo says on Feb 24, 2005, 04:55:

hey, elmoso.. glad you're coherent...
some guys just babble for a month...
next time its gonna be a blunt.
la commandante dice,..hola!!
and we'll send you the foto to post,
as we are collectively retarded.
rock on kemosabe, you must be black!!

dwmte says on Feb 25, 2005, 09:47:

old gringo and elmo.... alas, signs of life, wafts of smoke. scent of liquor/ladies. now i know you're both ok.

peace, guys.

GOD get me outta here and back to colombia. there aint no 'there', here.

dw

oldbongo says on Feb 25, 2005, 10:27:

poor drugless... sounds like you're hurtin bad..
but why??
you're so close you could be there in 3 hours,
and you're too old to make cheap excuses.
alternatively, in BRITISH columbia, we have arepas,
blunts, and sunshine. elmo's coming fishing here for
salmon next time, if he can shake loose from his noose.
and cowboy, you gotta come back for the rodeo.

dwmte says on Feb 25, 2005, 14:05:

heh, gringo... i thought you were down in cartegena??? duh? how can you deal with the cold in BC? to frickin cold for me, drugless or no. it's long been the case that drugless lives where the palm trees grow. i used to live/grew up, by yosemite. now? that's way, way to cold. it get to cold here in flori-duh....not to mentioning boring. and elmo? he's really gonna go to BC, freeze his ass and go fishin? wow. that almost beats a splif. not quite, but close.

peace guy.

dw drugless in flori-duh.

oldbongo says on Feb 26, 2005, 10:29:

pssssst... don't let anybody know...
we got palm trees here...
we shred the mountains in bikinis...
beach in february...60 degrees and rising.