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El negocio de mi suegra
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Of all the ideas that you see gringos coming up with to make money in Colombia, you never see this one mentioned. My mother-in-law just bought a cock-fighting arena along with the restaurant that caters to the cock-fighting patrons.
My brothers-in-law have always been into cock fighting. They have fighting birds and are somewhat successful at it. Now the family is heading into the business full-fledged with the arena and the restaurant. It's out near the Monteria airport and you can imagine what kind of joint it is with the drunken spectators hollering and swilling aguardiente and the vallenato music blasting while dust and blood fly through the air. It's gotta be a corroncho's dream.
The beauty of having a restaurant there is that you can butcher the losing birds and then feed them to the spectators, or even their former owners, fried up. Did you lose your paycheck betting on that cock that couldn't fight worth a damm - now you can eat him!
By utopiacowboy at 04/14/2007 - 22:34 | Friendly Talkzone | next forum topic
Really ???
I don't know anyone who eats cocks.
By poco at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 22:42 | reply
Isn't your wife a paisa?
There's paisas for you. They will own the cockfigting business in a costeño town. Or am I wrong?
By jaramillo at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 22:51 | reply
It's a dying business..
(are you takin bets yet, on how long it will take the animal rights people to close in on Monteria?)
You should mention my marketing idea: to dress 'em up for combat, como las Farc, ELN, AUC, police, military...American (north, of course!) Commandos,...other character costumes, like Diomedes Diaz, Alvaro Uribe,...
By el felizafortunado at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 22:56 | reply
Like a cock-fighting celebrity death match
...ah, good times....
By Azul at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 22:59 | reply
I was joking about eating
I was joking about eating the losers.
As for animal rights in Monteria, you've got to be kidding me. Cock fighting is very popular there as it is in parts of the US South.
By utopiacowboy at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 23:05 | reply
How
barbarian.
Cheers,
Desi
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
By Desideria at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 23:21 | edit | reply
Not just the south UTC
We love it in Hawaii. But that comes from the other side of the puddle.
By mecca at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 23:48 | reply
No doubt
Cock fighting is very popular there as it is in parts of the US South.
The U.S. venues are not fixed locations.
You surely notice the rapid deterioration of Colombian cultural traits. There are those who wish to subjugate Colombians to more closely adhere to their beliefs, not through physical force but defining what is politically correct and massive propaganda to sell it to a population without regard or thought toward possible outcomes.
By poco at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 23:49 | reply
my grandmother house in
my grandmother house in Monteria used to be by the side of a cock-fighting breeding ground .. or whatever you call it, the damn things used to wake me up at 4 o'clock in the morning and i swear there was a little bugger cock that used to hate me, it used to be tied up on its legs but every time it sees me, it attacked me....
on the farm in Villavo i have two fighting cocks, they are so beautiful..
By kat1 at Sat, 04/14/2007 - 23:56 | reply
I forgot the most popular costume of all:
George W BUSH!
of course, when she's running out of characters, there's always GringoInBogota, Elmodefoque, the King of Valledupar, Utopiacowboy, Sr Tertius, and a myriad of others...
By el felizafortunado at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 00:01 | reply
who is myriad?
who is myriad?
By kat1 at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 00:04 | reply
((i swear there was a little
((i swear there was a little bugger cock that used to hate me,........ but every time it sees me, it attacked me....))
It was probably Elmo in last re-incarnation.
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And, in fact, I don't think this 'sport' is any bigger anywhere than it was in So Louisiana, when I moved here 20 years ago. But, the Animal Right's Extremists are slowing PECKING AND CLAWING their way to it's demise.
By el felizafortunado at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 00:06 | reply
jajajaa... maybe 'myriad' is then
Desi, Kat1, Colombiche....and a host of other pbh angels.
By el felizafortunado at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 00:10 | reply
I never understood why
I never understood why cock-fighting was considered cruel, when ringing a chicken's neck was acceptable. Watching a cock-fight wouldn't be my thing, but I personally have no problem with it. If that makes me a barbarian, so be it. Bull fighting is OK? Fishing and then cleaning caught fish? Hunting? Eating any meat? Spraying mosquitoes with bug killer?
Anyway, good luck to the family Utopiacowboy. I doubt you'll have any problems with PETA in Colombia. I hope the business is successful. I am off to TGI Friday's for some chicken fingers and beer.
By Robert Jorge at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 00:15 | reply
Cockfighting is big with Mexicans in...
California's Central Valley, but it's kept on the down low.
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 02:01 | reply
Eventually,... when someone asks: "Where's the Beef?"
We'll have to look to the Animal Rights boyz and girls.
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I have been asked to go along - to the rooster fights - but, couldn't bring myself to do that.
By el felizafortunado at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:28 | reply
El Infeliz, do i get...
royalties for your new handle ;)
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:30 | reply
Cock Fighting is Big All Over
Filipinos love it as well.
Few people knew that cock fighting even existed here in bucolic BC until 2 drunken Filipinos were arrested for fist fighting in the street in a quiet suburb one evening.
Upon investigation of a nearby yard Police found a complete permanent fighting ring/cages for birds the whole works.
The Filipinos in charge-who were charged with animal cruelty and some other Bee Ess-were adamant that the birds had been imported legally from the Philippines 'for training purposes' and that nothing unlawful was going on(!)
I think they paid a fine for some Parking Violations and that was that.
Monteria is a happening town a place I quite like-even if it can be a violent dusty redneck shit hole at times-no place is perfect after all.
' a la orden!'
By Sam Salmon at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:32 | reply
I would never ever...
Try to fight with my cock. Aside from that, my wife would get upset. I do think it would be a novel approach to deciding governmental differences though, and put it on Pay Per View. I could see Hillary with a strap-on in a few years there with Chavez... and she'd probably win... but she'll never be president, allelujah and all that...
"The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the swerve of the curve."
By Mario at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:36 | reply
Infeliz, I can't bring myself to watch...
animals fight either (at least outside nature). I always root for the bull at bullfights, wish Colmbia would switch the french style, where the bull is not harmed.
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:39 | reply
God Mario, that visual....
with Hill and a strap-on just made me spit out my port. LOL
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:41 | reply
Hoefully...
You didn't get it on your keyboard billy ;-) Expanding on this particular cock fight visual... They have to wear straight-jackets with a genitalia exposing area so no hands can be used - HAHA - and whoever loses has to blow the winner! Do you think there would be less conflict if world leaders had to possibly subject themselves to that? Could ya see W just down there... ahhh nevermind - I don't want to give myself that friggin' visual... We all know he'd pass the buck to Condi anyway after the rules were reinterpreted and modified to suit.
"The angle of the dangle is directly proportionate to the swerve of the curve."
By Mario at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:55 | reply
No, I didn't get it on the keyboard this time...
although El Infeliz still owes me a keyboard for that very reason ;)
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 03:58 | reply
Mario, don't even go there...
with Hill and Condi, I'm running low on the port.
By billyb at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 04:00 | reply
PETA = People
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
By mecca at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 04:02 | reply
billyb's Hero is ready to cockfight.
By coconut at Sun, 04/15/2007 - 04:12 | reply
Gwan post on the topic.
Cheers,
Desi
By Desideria (Moderator) on Apr 15, 2007, 02:40 in Friendly Talkzone.
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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 15, 2007, 04:35: what haooened to this what happened to this thread?
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 15, 2007, 05:29: It went downhill so I did a bit of mending. "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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webmanco says on Apr 15, 2007, 08:22: Desi I didn´t see much to mend, wouldn´t it be better to edit it a little and lock it?. But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 15, 2007, 08:34: no webmanco it went off-topic and turned into trash. I didn't want to lock it because the OP was good enough and the following on topic posting was fine. Editing it would have taken hours of my time as I have to dig into several pages of comments and read them again, one by one and select then manually which ones to delete. So, some of the good stuff may have gone out with the trash, unfortunately. "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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miamimike says on Apr 15, 2007, 10:18: UTC, Cockfighting is Very Popular here in West Miami what with all the Guajiros y Jibaros, tell her to set shop here in Hiahleah Gardens,,,LOL "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, |
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 15, 2007, 21:22: People constantly complain that PBH is filled with nothing but sophomoric comments about women so I contribute something which, as far as I know, has not been discussed before and which is actually happening in Colombia. I get slammed constantly for not knowing anything about Colombia yet, as far as I can tell, I'm the only guy who brings things up like the cockfighting business and the prevalence of brujeria. This is basically why I have a lot of contempt for PBSH. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. |
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goin_south says on Apr 15, 2007, 22:34: jajaa...cowboy; keep the colorful topics rolling... While only so much can be said about cockfighting, before the comments head south,...I especially never tire of hearing the stories associated with brujeria. Brujeria seems to be a concept that one would need well-schooled on, before being involved with it. It's a lil like 'Giving Papaya'. Seems distinctly colombian, although I imagine it to be a part of many latina caribbean or South American cultures. why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE! |
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Robert Jorge says on Apr 15, 2007, 22:55: It kind of pissed me off most of the responses to your post were deleted UC. I guess too many people had to mention cocks (roosters) in reference to one of the other English meanings. I guess 80% of the post wouldn't have been deleted if you typed, "pelea de gallos" instead of cock-fighting. Anyway, hope everything works out with the business. Let us know how things progress with the venture.
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goin_south says on Apr 15, 2007, 23:17: I was a lil disappointed when you admitted that the Restaurant frying up the losing bird was only a figment of your dimented imagination...jaja why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE! |
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goin_south says on Apr 22, 2007, 23:21: More on cockfighting in De Banana Republic...como Colombia Cockfighting's days may be numbered why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE! |
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 23, 2007, 05:48: The best comment was the last one. He's right. Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. |
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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 23, 2007, 05:57: Robert Jorge "It kind of pissed me off most of the responses to your post were deleted UC." "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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esanch36 says on Apr 23, 2007, 12:16: Di you know In some parts of Asia the owner of the winning Cock gets to slit the throat of the losing Cock and drink its blood...I forgot why they do that though.. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Apr 23, 2007, 13:36: UTC I heart your suegra. If I ever get to Monteria I'm hitting you up for an intro.
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utopiacowboy says on Apr 23, 2007, 20:11: What the hell, Mr. H.? You're a connoiseur of the cockfight? Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult. |
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Mr. Hollywood says on Apr 23, 2007, 20:23: No I just love the stories of your hardcore, para-paradise mother-in-law. Seems like quite a character. And I've got nothing against a bunch of roosters having it out with each other, but it's not my thing.
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mecca says on Apr 24, 2007, 07:59: There's still a place out on the north shore of oahu (hawaii) where you can see they have 50 or so little huts with individual cages they keep the roosters in. I remember growing up there and you'd see it all over. When you're stuck on an island you find ways to entertain yourself. jajajaja
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webmanco says on Apr 28, 2007, 13:22: See some pictures from Valledupar But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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