Ecuador to enshrine a woman's right to sexual happiness (but no orgasm guarantee)

billyb says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:03:

See, I'm always looking out for you girls ;))

CatGirl says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:31:

jajaja...you are sooo cute! ;)

ooops! ....Did I say that?

arthur brode says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:47:

billy,here is a worthy cause.just made my paypal donation:)
http://www.clitoraid.org/news.php?item.6.1

http://www.calirentals.net/

Mononoke28 says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:48:

Don't these rights already exist?

Diana

MaFe says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:51:

Billy...always so good to us...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Lisa Zee says on Apr 29, 2008, 09:54:

Jajajajaja!

jorgegdiaz says on Apr 29, 2008, 10:07:

You know what? that reminds me of Prima Nocta !!!

May be the way to ensure that the goverment guarantees enjoyment for women would be restablishing "Prima Nocta". I`m sure some women won`t mind if it`s Correa himself perpetrating it... hahahahha

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

billyb says on Apr 29, 2008, 10:16:

Jorge, is that the one where the lord of the manor gets first shot at the brides on their wedding nights, like droits du seigneur? Might have to start my own little fiefdom ;)

slguy says on Apr 29, 2008, 10:49:

i hope the ecuadorian ladies always remember that with rights come equal responibilities... ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

lpdiver says on Apr 29, 2008, 10:59:

Do they really need a law? Y'all remember Lorena Bobbitt from Ecuador? Her primary complaint immediately after being arrested and before lawyering up was that her husband didn't wait for her.

I think she wrote her own laws that I would fear more than anything on paper. That would be a hell of a paper cut...

t

"cook some rice!"

kalder says on Apr 29, 2008, 12:10:

Puts me in mind of the joke:

Q. What's the best way to make a woman orgasm?

A. Who cares?

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

CatGirl says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:06:

jaja....well, as I have said before. If a woman does not communicate and speak up - she loses out.

And as I have said in the past too....Culturally - latin men ensure their women are always satisfied in this area ;)) - (again always exceptions to every rule, but the general rule is a satisfied woman!) If she lies when he is willing- she's VERY stupid

ooops! ....Did I say that?

Robert Jorge says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:13:

I want to know where this new "Equadorian women's sexual shrine" is going to be located.

webmanco says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:14:

They might be hiding "El punto G" :-)

and decided to demand from "el punto C"

Corte, constitucion, congreso

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

goin_south says on Apr 29, 2008, 18:11:

billy, are they looking for 'subjects' to be the direct objects of their pursuit?
I can't go right now, but... was thinking we could send morphus.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

Rubito says on Apr 30, 2008, 21:08:

no no no kalder it's

"how do you keep a woman screaming after orgasm"

"wipe your dick off on her new drapes" :)

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

Rubito says on Apr 30, 2008, 21:09:

In all seriousness, Ecuador up until recently had a totally MEDIEVAL penal code. ALL sex outside of marriage was technically ILLEGAL. It's when things swing so far one way they end up swinging the other way with people like Correa.

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

goin_south says on Apr 30, 2008, 22:08:

funny joke, rubito.... now.. tell us again... 'Cuando'?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

kalder says on May 1, 2008, 07:08:

That one, Rubito, will be seeing service in a London pub tonight.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

pedro says on May 1, 2008, 08:11:

Ah, now I understand why the Ecuadorian government is passing out a free snorkel to every man of age.

¡save pow wow!

morphus says on May 1, 2008, 08:18:

From what I hear, there is'nt much of a dating scene in Ecuador. People just get married.

Rubito says on May 1, 2008, 08:44:

That's appropriate considering i HEARD it in a pub :)

---Violence is the price of freedom.---

Robert Jorge says on May 1, 2008, 17:48:

Snorkel? Shit .... jajajaja

dwmte7 says on May 4, 2008, 08:15:

rubito...was that note on 'penal code' a play on words...like liberated women sould be 'penal'ized??? i think so. such penalization should be enshrined.

if any of you come to our house, keep your dicks off the drapes.

dwmte

CatGirl says on May 4, 2008, 09:49:

Dwmte:"if any of you come to our house, keep your dicks off the drapes"

LOL - agreed

And the blinds!

oooouch! ja!

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goin_south says on May 7, 2008, 23:44:

I'm still wondering... why someone would have their dicks on drapes?
I thought I was perverted... pero, NOOOOO! jajaja

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

CatGirl says on May 9, 2008, 07:47:

GS - Unless you are a Scottsman....jeje.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 9, 2008, 07:56:

so what happen if you delivery bad sex, what's the penalty? :Z

CatGirl says on May 9, 2008, 08:03:

jejeje...."You are the weakest link --- Goodbye!" jeje

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 9, 2008, 08:15:

NEXT jijiji

elmodefoque says on May 9, 2008, 08:27:

Ecuador always had a very Andean Indian mentally much like Bogotá Medellin Cali Pasto etc.
These Injuns from the mountainous region of South America tend to be very conservative and very shy when it comes to sex, in other word BORING MODEFOQUES!!!
THANK YOU!!

elmodefoque says on May 9, 2008, 08:29:

and europe, the italians are considered to be great latin lover while the brits BORING MODEFOQUES IN BED
THANK YOU!

elmodefoque says on May 9, 2008, 08:30:

I personally stick my tounge in places most men would not dare travel
THANK YOU!

CatGirl says on May 9, 2008, 09:01:

Get outta my head

Kat1:"NEXT jijiji"

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CatGirl says on May 9, 2008, 09:02:

Elmo - jajaja....this sounds great!! Just stay away from electrical plugs, OK? ;))

ooops! ....Did I say that?

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 9, 2008, 09:04:

I wonder how Elmo knows all of that uhmmmmmmmmmm

webmanco says on May 9, 2008, 09:05:

elmodefoque so women dating or slaved to british men are missing a lot?

And by the way Elmo what is SEX?

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 9, 2008, 09:17:

yeah catgirl, we can put a toaster under the blankets jijiji

elmodefoque says on May 9, 2008, 09:18:

A LOTTTTTTT

IVE STUCK MY TOUNGE AND CAME UP WITH YESTERDAY'S AREPITA.
YES, I'M THAT GROSS

kat1 (Moderator) says on May 9, 2008, 09:23:

uy mucho cochino :P

webmanco says on May 9, 2008, 09:24:

eso es un directazo

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

goin_south says on May 12, 2008, 23:42:

elmodefoq... how would you know anything about those boring modefoqs from ecuador, Cali, Pasto, .. Medellin? and Bogota?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

goin_south says on May 12, 2008, 23:43:

and, an 'arepita' probably tastes all the same.. jeje... irregardless... de donde! ja

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!