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Michael_B says on Jan 12, 2005, 04:47:

Password not working Yes, Thanks for sharing, could you please reset the password ? It does not seem to be working...Thanks

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calipro says on Jan 12, 2005, 05:11:

don negro I accept your apology.

If someone takes the time to create a web site accusing the women in the photos of crimes against humanity, I will start blotting their faces out also.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 12, 2005, 06:00:

Damn!!!! Thank you, thank you, and thank you!! What a way to start a morning. Colombianos are without a doubt some ugly ass modefoques but man; they sure do have nice looking broads. I have grown up thinking that white and Puerto Rican girls were the most beautiful women in the planet, I still believe that, but Mr. Calipro has slowly open my eyes to these exotic beauties which at one time I saw as a dime a dozen in my village. If I get to travel to Colombia again, I plan to take a girl from my tribe and dress them modern and I know I could come up with something like the girls in your site. If you guys don’t know this, one of Latin Americas super model happens to be from La Guajira, Venezuelan side. Her name is Patricia Velasquez. The girls from my village happened to be very pretty and very shy, but when Colombians or other outsiders are not around, they laugh; they play and sometime could be damn sexy even when covered from head to toe.
In my image post (contemporary guajira) I have a picture of my very close friend, the one wearing the hat, she was also from my village, full blood Guajira, and in New York City did some modeling and many thought that she was the most beautiful broad in all freaking NY, but I was too busy banging blondes and never really noticed her. She was tall, sexy and exotic but not much of an ass and I’m an ass man all the way. Sometime we got high and drunk and ended up in bed together but it was just a friendship thing, she had too many rich modefoque after her, and many times spent their money with me. Took me to Colombia a few times.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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calipro says on Jan 12, 2005, 06:07:

Enemies ?? I don't think I have any enemies here.

Well I guess Lauthra doesn't like me to much but I don't consider her an enemy. She's unarmed. Hell, she mistakes sarcastic comments for complements.

Who made it? Who knows. Someone that reads planet-love. The web site was pulled awhile back.

It was actually fairly well written and contain some personal information about myself as well. The one thing that it lacked was a photo of me.

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Saltador says on Jan 12, 2005, 06:16:

Calipro Thanks for the password, I had been wanting to view the albums, and having done so, would just like to compliment you on your taste in women. Some real beauties. As for your ex-wife, WOW! Perhaps you could give details on your marriage to her, and why you are no longer with her?
Anyway, thanks again :-)

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justino says on Jan 12, 2005, 09:11:

That's great ... how you mixed the photos of some of their kids in there too. Voyeurism should be a family affair.

They look like sweet girls. Bet they had no idea what they were getting into when you took that camera out and started the Austin Powers "yeah baby!" routine... you really taught them a lesson not to trust you, eh?

The girls are beautiful. Do you have any sisters that we could see half naked pics of too? I mean, they once cared about you too. At least your sisters probably wouldn't try to sue you, and they couldn't send their big brother after you either. It's a win-win!

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 10:16:

Excuse me? Enlighten me Calipro, when have I mistaken sarcastic comments with compliments?

Nato

Nato (='.'=)

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Albatross says on Jan 12, 2005, 12:24:

Please... So now the net has a few dozen MORE pictures of anonymous girls taken by some clown with a camera who thinks he's cool... Impressive...

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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calipro says on Jan 12, 2005, 12:29:

Lauthra I alluded to it in my last post in the thread Calbagata and Friends.

You never took the test so that is an automatic "F".

Besides you really aren't one to let insults slid on by without commenting on them so I can only assume you didn't get it.

It could be that I'm being a little hard on you and that I pick up on greenday's sarcasim a little bit faster because....well....I've had a little more contact with him than you...so...let me help you out.

Life as Calipro is pretty good but life as Greenday is very, very, good. I'm anything but a humble person ,so when I say Greenday is a bit on the vain side, it is possible that others might conclude that he is in fact extremely vain.

Oh sure, greenday is capable of giving a sincere compliment from time to time like "you look like a happy couple and I'm happy for you" but for him to say that Barry is a lucky guy as in I envy him....well..that just isn't in his vocabulary.

Greenday would cough and choke before those words sincerely came out of his mouth. Oh sure he realizes that there are movie stars, CEO's and pro-athletes that make more money than him. But trust me when I tell you that when he looks in the mirror he still laughs thinking just how much better looking he is than them.

Anyway given the context of the exchanges between the two of you, I think a resonable person might have assumed that he was in fact being sarcastic.

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andrews says on Jan 12, 2005, 12:34:

why don't you moral types givem a break Pictures of pretty girls....how awefull. Most pretty girls like having there photo's taken, and really, if they were in bathing suits would it be such a big deal.
I just saw some of Lauthra's photos...and I must say VA VA VA Voom.
If you have an Enlish accent, when you speak English, I think I'm in love...or serious lust

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 12:40:

Blah I went back to the Cabalgata and Friends, I hadn't seen your last post. I have no idea how you assumed I took his sarcasm as a compliment, since I didn't reply to him...
Blah
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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Greg444 says on Jan 12, 2005, 12:45:

"I just saw some of Lauthra's photos...and I must say VA VA VA Voom"

Where is the link for Lauthra??? how about Ms Gomez link?

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tzion says on Jan 12, 2005, 13:20:

Yeah, Nato (Lauthra) is prett Yeah, Nato (Lauthra) is pretty. :)

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isaactraveler says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:17:

hahaha it took calipro to get lathra posting again at least its good to see she is still around.

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isaactraveler says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:18:

i would be your enemy calipro except you know too many good looking girls.

how did you screw up that relationship with the ball and chain? I know it had to be your fault. come on, inquiring elmos want to know.

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:33:

Nato is pretty but pretty Colombianas are a dime a dozen. Just like the loser gringos who marry them.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:47:

Lucky me! I'm not marrying a gringo!
And I'm not quite sure about pretty colombian girls being that common, let's just say we have very pretty girls, so the ugly ones stand out more... or the other way around?
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:52:

Now we're talking! You are lucky!

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Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 16:56:

But am I really? It's a conundrum
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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utopiacowboy says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:01:

Are you really lucky? Hello. Taking the gringos on this site as a representative sample, is there any one of them that could get you on all fours squealing like a pig? Hell, no. I wouldn't put it past Elmo however. So there you are.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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isaactraveler says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:05:

heh heh Nato is pretty though I would like to see Nato kick Elmo's ass. I bet he wouldnt mind it either. Can I pet your kitty?

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:46:

Me? I'm not tough, well it all depends on what day it is... BTW, I think elmo would definately kick my arse...BIG TIME.

Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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Lauthra says on Jan 12, 2005, 17:53:

How predictable I though it was going to be a matter of minutes before a comment like that, how wrong was I, it was a matter of seconds, and cochino, you're stating the obvious!
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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Albatross says on Jan 13, 2005, 04:23:

You guys should get a room...

“Democracy - a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H.L. Mencken

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elmodefoque says on Jan 14, 2005, 11:48:

"I would like to see Nato kick Elmo's ass. I bet he wouldnt mind it either. Can I pet your kitty?" issac

I will never disagree with nato/lauthra or any other girl on this site, or anywhere for that matter especially since she (nato) was the first love of my life. I’ll explain. There came a time, around 8 years old, that I started noticing the beauty in other human being, beside the beauty of my burras ass. In my village there was a 15 year old girl and to me she was the most beautiful creature that ever walked this planet, ok, walked in my village. She had thick black hair, almost blue, beautiful perfect sexy face, moved like a panther and looked exactly like Lauthra. I followed her every morning, with out her knowledge, to watch her bathe in the river as I hid behind bushes, happily chocking the chicken. It broke my little heart because she never returned my affection of love and her reason was that I was not only too young but also a perverted pig. Do you have any idea what is liked to be called perverted pig in wayuu, my native tongue, hijueputa marrano pervertido. Sorry I totally forgot my language.

PROUD ENEMY OF THE RIGHT WING!!!!!! THANK YOU!

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ReinaDeLa Baile says on Jan 14, 2005, 15:53:

oh Elmo You lovable Indigenous Chicken Choker!

Listen, let's make some cash. A local radio station here in the D.C./Maryland area just switched from RockNroll to LATINO radio - si senor!

I was thinking that we could give Howard Stern and The Grease Man a run for their money. We could have callers call in and you and I could alternate with our advices, sort of Burros Are From Mars, Girls Are From Venus......

Mrs. G can dance around in a thong, old gringo can adjust his bow tie, hit his bong and belch, isaac can shake his belly, don negro can spew hate venom (Smile don you know I love you!) and CaliPro can defend calipro.com and feminazis all over the world will tune in to chew us new a-holes, and we will have ALL the audiences rolling inlaughter.

only one problemo - we'll have to tape in the early morning hours. Will your burro let you leave her alone? And your wife?

bring the donuts Elmo....our first show will showcase how you got your name sonmanbeeeeeeeeshay.

what do you say?

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greenday says on Jan 15, 2005, 17:30:

Lauthra Calipro was correct about me being vain, I am very handsome and have alot of money...but my compliment to you was very sincere. You are a very fine woman, and if I didn't already have about 15 Colombianas ready, willing, and able to marry me (also one Peruana), I would definitely love to have the chance to pursue you.
Note the 3 dots again, I love a woman I can learn from!!!
Good night!!

BTW, what the hell is a conundrum??

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Lauthra says on Jan 16, 2005, 08:31:

Conundrum: A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma.

Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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greenday says on Jan 16, 2005, 08:37:

thanks Lauthra well, if I ever met you in person, I would definitely have a conundrum on my hands!!!!!

BTW, is it ok to use 4 exclamation points as I did above?

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Lauthra says on Jan 16, 2005, 08:45:

No It's not, you will burn in hell for that... How dare you use too many exclamation marks?????????????????????????????
Oh my so will I now...
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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greenday says on Jan 16, 2005, 09:58:

Lauthra Hey, I was checking out your pics and I like the one of you with the basketball. Care for a little "one on one"??

BTW, your boyfriend looks a hell of lot better with his haircut and clean shaven. Of course, he's no greenday, but a handsome lad.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:08:

Nato, I hadn't realized that you had posted new pics. You look a lot like your mom. I think Barry looked just fine with that little beard and glasses; very intellectual:)
greenday, post a picture of yourself, and I'll tell you which one looks better.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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greenday says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:23:

Desi With all the sickos on the internet, do you think I'd post a picture of me here?? PM me your personal e-mail address and I'll send you some pics. Of course you will be very un-biased in your judging, right Desi??? Oh by the way, I'll need some pics of you too. Just need to see what kind of woman is judging me. I'll await your PM.
BTW, I probably have at least 20 years on Barry, but I'm not worried about that, I'll let you be the judge.

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gunn44 says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:29:

Could you... ...supply a new password? The old one...noway..doesn't work

Thanks -gunner

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:29:

Go on desi let us now what greenday looks like. hehehe

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ARMacleod says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:48:

Throw me a bone here someone.. I have tried to put a photo in my gallery but it comes up "fatal error" and tells me I have run out of space? I have no photos in the gallery and the one I am trying to post is quite small.
Ideas suggestions please. (it is my novia, she is very small too)

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2005, 10:56:

greenday I'm afraid I can't do that. That'd be very selfish of me to have that priviledged information about you all to myself. Besides, I would be biased, you're right. To avoid any bias, submit a photo so all the women here on the board can make an unbiased choice as who is the Mr. Handsome on PBH.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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greenday says on Jan 16, 2005, 11:45:

sorry, won't post a photo on any internet forum. (probably for the same reasons Desi never has and never will). BTW, I'm not counting the backside shot of that albino girl on Desi's profile as a picture of her.
Hey Desi, why did you ruin everything and butt into Lauthra's and my conversation?? We were getting along fabulously and you chimed in and ruined the chemistry between us. You always have to be the center of attention here, don't you??

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Lauthra says on Jan 16, 2005, 13:11:

Desi Yes, everyone says I look like my mum, but the funny thing is that my lil sister Juli, looks like me when I was her age, and if I look like my mum, how come she looks like MY mum? (Bit of a tangent there...)

Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2005, 13:18:

you don't have the same mum? BTW nato sorry if I ruined this "good thing" going on between you and greenday ;)
cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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ARMacleod says on Jan 16, 2005, 13:56:

D_N. Still will not accept... Have reduced it to postage stamp size. Must hav a problem with jpeg format. can I open in another format? Sorry I am crap at this kind of thing. Not a PC Buff.

Being of unsound mind and dubious disposition, I cannot be held legally liable for any indiscretions."¡El diablo me hizo hacerlo!" But don't worry, be happy.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Lauthra says on Jan 16, 2005, 15:01:

No Desi My dad is a bit of a Henry VIII at heart, been married 3 times, my sis are from his current (and hopefully last) marriage. Maybe my mum and dad look alike :P
Oh yeah Desi, how dare you ruined what greenday and I had going on? You're so selfish! I haven't stop crying ever since you barged into our 'interesting' conversation...
You know I rather talk to you any day Desi :D
Saludos!
Nato ;)

Nato (='.'=)

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calipro says on Jan 16, 2005, 23:21:

greenday "Oh yeah Desi, how dare you ruined what greenday and I had going on? You're so selfish! I haven't stop crying ever since you barged into our 'interesting' conversation...
You know I rather talk to you any day Desi :D"

See what chivalry gets you around here...nothing more than a sarcastic comment.

You might want to save your compliments for beautiful women that actually appreciate the admiration of men.

Or were you trying to show us the spite of a hateful woman? If that was your goal let me be the first to congratulate you.

You might want to reconsider posting a picture of yourself for all to see. Of course they'll criticize you; but ulimately the embarrassment will be theirs considering what a handsome devil you really are.

Besides I need picture of you anyway. I have a consultation scheduled for the 4th of Feb with a plastic surgeon. He sent me a letter the other day wanting to know my expectations. If you send me a picture of yourself it would be a lot easier. I could just send him a copy and tell him to make me better looking than this guy.

I hope you don't think I'm joking.

I think I have told you this before but it is worth mentioning again. Your charm does not come across the internet. If I didn't know any better and someone showed me your postings on the internet and told me it was you, I wouldn't believe it.

I have an idea. Why don't you write all of your posts in spanish and then traslate them into english. I really can't imagine to many people saying this in spanish: "I am very handsome and have alot of money.."
"Soy guapo y tengo mucho dinero....." Maybe it's just me but it even sounds worst in spanish. Just a suggestion.

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greenday says on Jan 17, 2005, 04:24:

calipro That's what so great about the anonymity of these internet forums. You can be someone you really aren't, let out frustrations, have people judge you and not take it personally. (no really, I AM a conceited, vain, arrogant, asshole). That's why Desi likes to remain anonymous, because she loves to get under people's skins too.
Regarding my pics and your plastic surgeon...any good plastic surgeon will not perform a surgery where the outcome is very uncertain. And since I know you CP, I would be very leary of a plastic surgeon who would tell you that he could take your face and get it anywhere close to mine. Were you considering lipo-suction also?? Just be careful, OK?? If I were you I would just stay the way you are....those poor, lower strata, uneducated Caleñas don't seem to mind, right Desi??

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bellas says on Jan 18, 2005, 14:14:

Password Bellas

well after reading all this I am dying to see what all the fuss is
about ... The password noway does not work..

Can anyone help?

Bellas

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