Dressing for safety in Colombia

soylocombiano says on Sep 29, 2009, 17:42:

could you please further define tasteful hawaiian shirt?

Living well is the best revenge

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phillyguy says on Sep 29, 2009, 17:45:

No flowers bigger than 4 square inches

All hula dancers are wearing bra tops and grass skirts, minimum

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soylocombiano says on Sep 29, 2009, 17:50:

Oh, then, yeah, you're cool

Living well is the best revenge

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tabla says on Sep 29, 2009, 17:59:

- RHODIUM PLATINUM CUBAN LINK CHAIN MENS NECKLACE 7MM

- Doryu 16 gun camera

I also write for the archive.

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teeo9111 says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:07:

The most important accessory:

ostrich skin wallet bursting with Benji's....

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Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:08:

span_colombia says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:22:

tank tops with calf length basketball shorts and flip flops are a nice addition as well.

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ddluzdelsol says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:25:

Don't forget the Fanny-Pack!!

Christmas and New Years in Ibague!!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:34:

Are you guys talking about MES??????

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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tabla says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:43:

And to really stay under the radar, always carry one of these:

http://www.dollcoffeeshop.com/

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Papi de Alejo says on Sep 29, 2009, 18:47:

Tabla, you have got to stop surfing the internet. Hope that PCL doesn't see this.

Live simply... Love generously... Care deeply... Speak kindly...

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:02:

That is where UTC gets all his girlfriends, according to him. The holier the better, he says.

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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wwwhitey says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:14:

Definitely the white tube socks with black sandals.

I prefer the Richard Simmons Dolfin shorty shorts ... retro is cool baby ...

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tabla says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:19:

Don't forget to stick with low key transportation, such as:

http://www.insanelimos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stretch_limousin...

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nine inch nails says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:38:

"- booty shorts (to accentuate my boyish figure)"

Oh you will look like Bruno, one hot sexy bitch! jajaja

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miamimike says on Sep 29, 2009, 21:40:

Don't forget to add a Pair of pointy-toed Cockroach killing Cowboy Boots witha 10 Round Gold Belt Buckle,,,maybe a 10 Gal Sombrero for Good Luck

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Woodde says on Sep 30, 2009, 00:51:

You need to add a lay and some bling.

Chains, grill, rings, etc.

4/9/09

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cstew47 says on Sep 30, 2009, 05:19:

A "lay"? Isn't that why gringos come here? Do you mean a "lei"?

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kingfish5515 says on Sep 30, 2009, 06:27:

And dont forget to always walk around carrying your ipod with your earplugs in your ears,,, and when possible always walk around with your laptop so you can beat the ladrones over the head with it if need be,, a laptop in a fat gringos hand always terrifies them... KF

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dwmte7 says on Sep 30, 2009, 10:03:

no stew....it's a 'lay' that walking accessory that hangs on your arm.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Sep 30, 2009, 10:04:

a fuckin 'fifty shooter' will keep em at bay.

patriarch

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phillyguy says on Sep 30, 2009, 12:50:

Thanks all! How could I have forgotten bling, cowboy boots, a fanny pack and a laptop. But no ostrich skin wallet for me baby - thats fer furriners. I'm going with alligator skin, thank you, like a REAL american.

I'll need a second suitcase will be just to carry all this shit, but lucky for me 2 or 3 pieces of luggage is still free on most airlines.

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cstew47 says on Sep 30, 2009, 15:46:

Ah, thanks Doug. I lost my head again.

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 30, 2009, 23:25:

Maybe if you dress like this, you will be ok:

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 30, 2009, 23:26:

Sorry Elmo, had to use your pic. jajajaja

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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goin_south says on Sep 30, 2009, 23:38:

just wear a robe, and leave the rest at home
you're going to Colombia, .. where the girlz are Eazy, and you won't need more than that.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Sep 30, 2009, 23:41:

okay, ... I was stretchin the truth.
just wear a goddamn fig leaf and leave the rest at home.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 1, 2009, 06:16:

what do you mean elmo..........that dude's a rolo.

patriarch

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