Don't Leave Colombia If...

If you have no interest in culture.
If you have a Britney Spears perspective on the world.
If you have no tolerance for the eccentricities of other cultures.
If you’re racist, feminist or Republican.
If you are cheap.
If you want to take advantage of the generosity of others.
If your vocabulary doesn't include the words "thank you".
If you prefer to mock a culture rather than learn about it.
If you have no interest in learning the language, culture and history of the new country.
If you're a pedophile, drug user or any other kind of criminal.
If you feel yourself smarter, a better dancer, more handsome, or otherwise superior than those in the country you’re visiting.
If you can't take criticism.
If you don't have a return ticket or money to buy a return ticket.
If you or your family needs expensive medical care.
If you are uneducated and/or unskilled and unwilling to learn.
If you’re single and pregnant.
If you’re looking for a western man or woman to marry and then dump after getting what you want.
If you’re willing to work for wages so low that you drive wages down for everyone else.
If you’re willing to accept diminishing civil rights in your new country because, hell... it’s still better than where you left.
If you plan on supporting only those candidates who favor immigration and/or labor policies that favor you and your amigos at the expense of the host country as a whole.
If you plan on entering any country illegally.
If you plan on overstaying your visa.
If you can say the word “abogado�? in any other language.
If you're a lazy, cheap, ungrateful, egotistical s.o.b stay home... I'm sure nobody appreciates you there either, but at least they are used to you.

By Albatross on Mar 18, 2005, 04:48 in Politics & the war.

utopiacowboy says on Mar 18, 2005, 14:22:

Por supuesto, bueno! Chucky doll? Are you like my wife who loves nothing more than to watch these dreadful horror movies?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

kat1 says on Mar 18, 2005, 16:18:

UC To tell you he truth i never seen the movie. but i have seen the doll and is horrible. brrrrrrrrrr.

Lionheart says on Mar 18, 2005, 19:08:

I love sarcasm ... This post is valid for anybody visiting any other country.

** if you can't adapt and/or respect the other country and its people stay the f**k home.

"If you’re looking for a western man or woman to marry ... "
My only gripe ... to me all Latin American countries belong to the Western culture group.