Donde estan los verdaderos Colombianos?

Monpirri says on Sep 28, 2009, 10:55:

Viva Colombia!!
Y abajo todos los Voltiarepas!!!

"Anyone who still thinks that Colombia is not a gastronomical paradise needs to have their head examined." Darloup

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:09:

Pman says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:23:

Porque eres tan racista? No todos los gringos vienen a Colombia con malas intenciones, eres tu que tienes muchos prejuicios tambien.

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:26:

Yo no dije "gringos"...dije "extranjeros". Y si ud. se molestaria en leer los temas del foro, vera que muchos vienen buscando sexo y drogas.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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johnny2009 says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:28:

Los verdaderos colombianos están en Colombia

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turnmeon (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:30:

Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:31:

Este mensaje pertenece a la seccion de español!! jajajaja

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romy says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:36:

Claro, la mente critica se vuelve el enemigo de la ignorancia.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:37:

All the true Colombianos are in the puta houses in Colombia, Simon.

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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theflatline says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:38:

Es que los Colombianos gay viven mas tranquilo en Miami.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:42:

MC, you are headed Fishing shortly!

TFL. Hey I live in Miami, but im not Colombian but am very lesbian!

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:43:

En Miami siempre se vive mas tranquilo que en New Orleans.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:49:

theflatline says on Sep 28, 2009, 11:59:

Simon,

I am leaving a comfortable life in the States, to go to Colombia with only a couple of thousand dollars in my pocket, to start a business, that will bring money into the economy and employ Colombians.

I love Colombian and I love many things about it. But I also am disgusted with many things there.

The same way with my home town New Orleans.

However, I am not going to sugar coat what I think the problems are in Colombia, and I am going to be vocal about what they are and do my best to get them fixed and get Colombians to realize them, and help in the fixing of said problems.

After Katrina I worked 8 weeks 16 hours days to help get the communications network back up. I had to listen to horror stories, see people look for their missing family members, and see my hometown destroyed. I doubt you have ever had to experience any thing like that.

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emerson_wylde says on Sep 28, 2009, 12:00:

There's a small island nation not too far off the coast of Florida where it is highly discouraged to say anything negative about the country.

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johnny2009 says on Sep 28, 2009, 12:04:

"There's a small island nation not too far off the coast of Florida where it is highly discouraged to say anything negative about the country."

Really? The Bahamas sux

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 28, 2009, 12:05:

PCL...Simon always thinks that it is only the GRINGO INVADERS who come to Colombia for sex. Truth be told, Colombianos dont like the competition from the GRINGO INVADERS and the increase in hooker rates it brings.

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Pman says on Sep 28, 2009, 12:06:

Simon, quiza este foro esta lleno de extranjeros malintencionados, esto no significa que todos los extranjeros tienen malas intenciones y que no hablan espanol. Pero me imagino que hay muchos extranjeros que no "sienten" el pais, como dice usted, estoy de acuerdo con mucho que dice pero por favor, no todos somos iguales.

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Pappassito (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 12:46:

seth.depenning says on Sep 28, 2009, 13:14:

Simon: Muchas de las personas que participan en este foro estan aqui precisamente para buscar informacion sobre tu pais porque son extranjeros y no conocen el pais personalmente. Por eso piden los consejos de las personas que si han viajado a Colombia y que si viven alli. Un Colombiano no necesita meterse a este foro para hacer preguntas sobre su propio pais y saber como es alli porque es donde vive. Por ejemplo, no me meteria mucho yo en un foro sobre mi propio estado y pueblo donde vivo en Estados Unidos porque ya se como es este lugar y como es vivir aqui.

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onthemoon says on Sep 28, 2009, 14:30:

Anda Saimon pero que agresivo...jeje
Aqui esta la costa presente.

Love Happens...

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onthemoon says on Sep 28, 2009, 14:31:

Vamos a darle palo a los gringos!

Love Happens...

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onthemoon says on Sep 28, 2009, 14:55:

ta bueno mode, presentamelo ... =))

Love Happens...

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onthemoon says on Sep 28, 2009, 14:58:

Son tus hijos?

Love Happens...

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 28, 2009, 15:55:

"ta bueno mode, presentamelo ... =))"

jajjajajaj siempre buscando algo mejor? Siempre pescando! ji ji

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 19:33:

Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 19:49:

Gracias Onethemoon y Tennedincali! Me alegro ver mi gente por aca, finalmente!

Elmo, you're nephew looks like a badass! I salute him!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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theflatline says on Sep 28, 2009, 20:19:

OTM, you are going to have to fight Simon for Elmo's nephew.

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ferran says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:17:

Why would a REAL Colombiano be in a forum like this one? there's no need unless you are a misfit that has to prove to foreigners your identity crisis. Is not very smart throwing stones when you live in a glass house.
IN COLOMBIA there's many people that are not afraid to speak their mind about the corruption the exist in the current government and at the same time condemning ALL violent armed groups be it left or right, JUSTICE, FREEDOM AND THE TRUTH HAVE NO SIDES, and if someone is so vociferous in demanding actions, do it at the source, not conveniently from afar where you can keep your hide safe, in any language that translates to cowardliness.

TFL.........There's NO GAYS in Colombia..........They all live in Miami or maybe a few in Cali getting a tanned by the pool at El Hotel Intercontinental in little tight Speedos...........JAJAJAJAJA

AVE MARIA PUES..........Los gusanos en Miami no son solamente cubanos.

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webmanco says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:18:

De repente esta recibiendo un premio Honoris Causa en la Universidad Nacional.

http://www.citytv.com.co/videos/24692#clipsVideos

No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas

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webmanco says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:25:

Good to see you out the golden fishbowl.

No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas

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ferran says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:31:

Sapito, you are out, boy......No barbers there? your hair and beard got real long

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theflatline says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:34:

They live in Colombia.

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 21:42:

I guess Garcia Marquez, Juanes, Juan Pablo Montoya, and Shakira are not true Colombians then because they don't live in Colombia either. What an asinine answer.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 22:06:

They're better than anything your crap country has produced!

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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njc (Dev team) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 22:10:

goin_south says on Sep 28, 2009, 22:15:

of course, REAL COLOMBIANS.... only live in Colombia.

What? Real Colombians live in Denmark? Australia? Canada???
I don't give a f*k where you were born.
If you were a real colombian, you'd keep your a** in the country.
Otherwise,.... you got some mis-givings about your country.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 22:18:

"Simon, I'm still waiting on that list of things that you didn't like about Colombia that caused you to flee back to the US."

The women in the US are much easier.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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theflatline says on Sep 28, 2009, 23:00:

Simon,

You live in Miami, which is full of latin women.

If you think it is easier to laid in the US than it is in Colombia. Well, I do not guess you get laid much in either place.

If Sapo is really from Italy, I doubt Colombia has given us a Pavorotti or a Bocelli. You cannot compare Carlos Vives or Juanes to those two. Plus, Cabas is by far more talented.

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Simon says on Sep 28, 2009, 23:06:

You're comparing those bores with Juanes and Vives? Estas loco?

Always arguing against Colombia must be your hobby.

Btw, I don't live in Miami anymore.

"Just an honest, decent Colombian trying to do the right thing."--Simon

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njc (Dev team) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 28, 2009, 23:20:

miamimike says on Sep 29, 2009, 06:12:

anyways, my wayuu nephew in the colomnbian army
unlike many colombians here, he did not have rich/ middle class parents to pay his way outta the army
to me, this is a VERDADERO COLOMBIANO, BEHOLD
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Well put Elmo !

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 29, 2009, 06:16:

Yes, he moved far and away to Ft Lauderdale?

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webmanco says on Sep 29, 2009, 06:18:

anyways, my wayuu nephew in the colomnbian army
unlike many colombians here, he did not have rich/ middle class parents to pay his way outta the army
to me, this is a VERDADERO COLOMBIANO, BEHOLD


Verdadero pero obligado jajaja

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webmanco says on Sep 29, 2009, 06:49:

Tell your cousin that I will give her refuge in safe Bogotá, things don´t look any good in your homeland. I feel pity for your cousin and you a sour newyorker.

No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas

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ERIKA7 says on Sep 29, 2009, 06:59:

Simone es un resentido,,, por que no te mudas a Locombia,

"por muy bonita que sea, tambien se caga y se mea"

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 29, 2009, 07:09:

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 29, 2009, 07:38:

"I don't give a fu* about those two, I prefer to listen to Juanes 10 million times"

jajajajajajajajaja, Though we are compairing apples to oranges.. You must live in a box, have you ever listened to Pavoratti and Bocelli?

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theflatline says on Sep 29, 2009, 08:55:

I would rather listen to Vargas Vil than Juanes.

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ferran says on Sep 29, 2009, 09:01:

PLC, How can you expect a MONTAÑERO, ÑUCO, that still uses banana leaves for toilet paper understand fine EUROPEAN culture? just give them a comb and a mirror and they are happy as a pig in cheet.

YOU CAN GET THE MONTAÑERO OUT OF THE MOUNTAIN AND STILL BE A MONTAÑERO AND A ÑUCO IN A GOLDEN PALACE.

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tannedincali (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 29, 2009, 11:15:

Ronell says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:18:

For Simon:

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manINred says on Sep 29, 2009, 19:45:

Simon....

Pavarotti >>>>>>>>> Juanes.

And that's the understatement of the year. Juanes should be honoured to be compared to either of those two.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 2, 2009, 08:16:

norm.........maybe brother simon compares botero with michaelangelo y leonardo de vinci..........

patriarch

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 2, 2009, 19:21:

No hay Colombianos aqui. Porque? Como dice mi esposa, es un sitio para los mongolicos y idiotas.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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