do colombian women often hit there husbands

Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 04:37:

james!!!!!!!!!! kerry is back! We need you here, now!
Cheers,
Desi

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maleorange says on Jun 5, 2005, 04:40:

what who is kerry

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kernow62 says on Jun 5, 2005, 04:56:

They wouldn't dare hit their husbands, unless their husbands were effeminate little worms.

Do you have anything to worry about?

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 05:13:

as a matter of fact, they do There was a gringo married to a Colombiana living right across the street from my in-laws. The gringo was short, skinny and scared and the wife was tall, strong and fleshy. She used to chase the gringo around the block when she got angry at him.

Cheers,
Desi

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capt.lou says on Jun 5, 2005, 05:41:

Male O.J. Someone posted last week that it was easy to hire a hit-man.
Load up on the life insurance and roll the dice. If that is not an option move to Canada and try a same sex marriage.

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lostinparadise says on Jun 5, 2005, 06:37:

I had this Colombian women love to be hit.. She kept yellin ooooo pappppi... ooooo papi.. not sure what that means..

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 06:42:

do colombian women often hit there husbands? yes and we fry them and then eat them. ;-P

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 06:57:

especially gringo (of whatever nationality) husbands. They think its sooo quaint and a real priviledge to be beaten up by a tiny Colombiana. That's how they are, these girls! How passionate...

Same sex marriage, cap'n? What difference would that make? He'd still get to be beaten up by his husband.

Cheers,
Desi

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poco says on Jun 5, 2005, 07:33:

How does this start yes and we fry them and then eat them

Good information, Guys, be on the alert next time you see the Wesson Oil.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 5, 2005, 09:15:

You can fry me and eat me anytime, Kat.

Maleorange, kerry, londonmale, whoever you are this week, yeah, Colombian women love to beat the sh*t out of their husbands and/or boyfriends. It's been a defect in the product line ever since they first came out with the Colombiana Stepford Wife. Of course you have to take the good with the bad since this same defect also makes them insatiable for sex. So making love to them is kind of like boxing, you've got to be weaving avoiding their jabs and uppercuts while you're plowing them hard.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 10:03:

some of them run over their hubbies with their cars too when in a bad mood.
Cheers,
Desi

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daver says on Jun 5, 2005, 12:51:

utopiacowboy,

I think you have the same PAISA-LX model I do. She is programmed to beat me sensless when I say things like "why sure, you look totally fat in that dress.... oh honey, your bigged boned, thats all, ahhhh!.... ahhhhhh! stop beating me sensless!!!!"

Or, "Medellin is horrible, I prefer Bogota!.... ahhhh... AHHHHHH!!.... put down that knife!"

Its a good thing these Colombianas are not really humans at all, and we can discuss their mechanical and electrical characteristics without bothering to consider they are unique human beings! Oh thank God for those Colombiana manufacturing facilities.

Dave

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 13:42:

Ahh but one things about Colombian women we don't cut "chiquitos" :-)

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TioJoe says on Jun 5, 2005, 13:42:

Desideria -- It was accident so she claimed -- all three times

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 5, 2005, 13:45:

You don't cut "chiquitos"? What do you do with them then? And how about El Chiquito?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 13:48:

LOL UC And that one either.
tiojoe wrote "It was accident so she claimed -- all three time". she must be a very bad driver or she has a mechanical problem, take it bad to the factory. hehehe

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 13:54:

tio, maybe she's just not that good a driver...and some people are more accident-prone than others.
Cheers,
Desi

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TioJoe says on Jun 5, 2005, 14:00:

Women Drivers We give women and a mirror and phone - then expect them to be a good driver -- I think we ask to much - a smile

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jun 5, 2005, 14:13:

ohhh! It's a scientific fact that women can handle more things at the same time than men! A phone, a mirror, a steering wheel, a cup of coffee and two screaming kids in the back seat is no challenge at all to most women.
However, men are known to have trouble chewing gum and riding the bicycle at the same time. (smiles)
Cheers,
Desi

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Rubiazo says on Jun 5, 2005, 15:37:

My novia doesn't hit me BUT she seriously calls my masculinity into question when i'm hitting HER, and I haven't been able to make her cry uncle yet. :))

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N2Aquatix says on Jun 6, 2005, 06:31:

at ss-whipping Dude, check your head!!! If any woman dared to assault me, she just became a man and opened herself up to a military style at ss-whipping! LMAO!!!

Jay

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Miguel says on Jun 6, 2005, 08:47:

Hey Kerry Don't let your meat loaf or sit out too long.

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N2Aquatix says on Jun 6, 2005, 08:53:

LMAO at the meat loafing.

Jay

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Crazy Eagle says on Jun 6, 2005, 15:16:

weirder and weirder These posts just keep getting more and more weird. No wonder Colombia is famous for its drugs.

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Lionheart says on Jun 6, 2005, 15:31:

don't forget the accessories they work wonders for these cases, either way ... handcuffs, brass beds, paddles, etc .... maybe they are just kinky.

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lpdiver says on Jun 6, 2005, 15:34:

I wouldn't worry Anout being hit. Every Colombiana I know has at least three cane knives on them at all times. How they accomplish this at the beach in a thong has always been a mystery to me.

Tony

"cook some rice!"

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jh816 says on Jun 9, 2005, 08:48:

the violent other side I had a roommate engaged to a Colombiana(real sweet girl visiting her sister here in the states) while living in S.C., when he found out she was giving out our phone number to other guys at the bar he broke it off. Wow, she got violent. Scratched his arms up really good a couple of times and cornered him with a knife once.

My question is, to anyone married for a few years or more to a Colombiana, if you explain to them that you want to talk out your arguements and won't put up with the violent crap do they change? Any thoughts?
Thanks, joe.

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utopiacowboy says on Jun 9, 2005, 17:36:

Yeah, they can change. My wife was a homicidal maniac until I started giving her head every night. Now she's sweet and good-natured.

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daver says on Jun 9, 2005, 17:54:

"My wife was a homicidal maniac until I started giving her head every night. Now she's sweet and good-natured."

I can think of only one thing to say "Whooooaaa there Cowboy!"

Every night eh? You must have really pissed her off! I guess my 1975 PAISA-LX is not so high maintenance as the classic models! Alls she needs is just the good ol' cure for Mad Cow Desease.... a movie and flowers.

Dave

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Rubiazo says on Jun 9, 2005, 21:09:

If that's all it takes I'll never have a problem. Or maybe i'll have the opposite problem of having them want to shine my shoes when i'm trying to take a piss.

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