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Dinner After the Bull Fight In Cali

An American touring Colombia stopped at a local restaurant in Cali following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his aguardente he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull testicles from the bull fight this morning. A rare delicacy in this country!"

The American, though taken aback and momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell I'm not here to eat hamburgers, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow morning and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

Early next morning the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said...

"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders, smiled and replied,
"Si señor. SOMETIME THE BULL WINS!"

By Gator on Jan 10, 2005, 20:46 in Friendly Talkzone.

Raleigh1590 says on Jan 10, 2005, 23:46:

whoops

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