dia cachaco

Colombiche says on Aug 18, 2006, 09:39:

......... "un dia perfecto pa metese un tiro entre las chacaras"

Ja ja, estos costeños si que tienen unos dichos chistosos, casi tan chistosos como los paisas :P

Para nosotros chacara es una costra, como cuando te pelas una rodilla y luego que se seca la herida te queda la "chacara" :P

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 09:47:

mi reina, pa nosotros "chacaras" son las par de pelotas jijjij

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 09:48:

si voy a medallo y digo, "quiero que me chupen las chacaras!" que cren que dije?

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Colombiche says on Aug 18, 2006, 09:53:

Ya veo Ja ja ja!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Aug 18, 2006, 09:55:

Hmm Elmo Creo que van a creer que estas pidiendo que te succionen una peladura. Te van a "cascar" Elmo, bueno a no ser que no te dejes.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 10:06:

conosco "cascar' porque mi ex cachaca me casco. primero, la malparia esa me rompio una lampara en la cabeza y despues me mordio y casi me arranca un pedazo del brazo.
antes de eso no tenia idea lo que era 'CASCAR' pero aprendi

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Colombiche says on Aug 18, 2006, 10:11:

Ahh.... Y porque te pegaron asi... te encontraron rezando el rosario?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 10:22:

Colombiche, how do you know? Colombiche, how did you know? Damn, not only are you smart but psychic too.
It actually happened while I was leaving church and in front of my pastor (el man encargao) It had to my most embarrassing moment, my entire congregation saw the whole thing.

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Colombiche says on Aug 18, 2006, 10:30:

Eso te pasa... por se "l-uter-ano". LOL.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 10:42:

What’s must puzzling is What’s mOST puzzling is why the fu-k did she have to carry that lamp all the way to the front of the church and wait a couple hours for my sorry ass to come out. There I was, very peacefully strolling out, bible on hand and crucifix in the other when all of the sudden, bam!! I heard a light bulb burst in my face and the lamp shade crumbled around my head. Luckily she miss, she wanted to hit me with bottom heavy part. If that happened I would not be here right now talking about it , I’ll be six feet under.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 18, 2006, 11:40:

Ella te queria iluminar Elmo.

engage brain before opening mouth

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elmodefoque says on Aug 18, 2006, 12:05:

cachacas are dangerous
cachacas are dangerous

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Peter Miami says on Aug 18, 2006, 13:11:

lol

Peter Miami

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webmanco says on Aug 18, 2006, 13:12:

Aùn asi bienvenidas Cachacas are dangerous Pense que las màs peligrosas eran las Boriquas.

Soldado avisado no muere en guerra.

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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skany says on Aug 18, 2006, 14:56:

I don't think so!!!! Yo soy de Bogota y no soy nada peligrosa!!! nada q ver con lo q escribio elmodefoque!!!

Always use tasteful words...You may have to eat them!!!

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webmanco says on Aug 18, 2006, 15:57:

Deliciosamente peligrosas, nada que hacer

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 18, 2006, 16:03:

I think you hungry Webmanco, do you mean soldado jeje were you thinking in a delicious sudado?

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famsearch says on Aug 18, 2006, 19:06:

i'm having difficulty picturing this.... not so much a lamp being thrown at elmo, i could see that and other objects being thrown. what i have trouble envisioning, is elmo, walking out of a church, with a bible in one hand, and a crucifix in the other... lol
dan

dan

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jmvbxx says on Aug 19, 2006, 20:28:

I love the rivalry! For such a small country, there is a lot of rivalry with regards to departamento of origin.

That said, many of the stereotypes are well founded. Cachacos stick out in B/quilla quicker than gringos do ;) Nevermind B/quilla, Rodadero is worse. How is that a paisa knows how to dress at the beach and the cachaco doesn't?

:)

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juancegomez says on Aug 19, 2006, 21:24:

Heh... The country may be small by American standards, but it's actually quite big by those of the region.

The beautiful geography has been a pain in the behind for travel ever since colonial times and that helped create isolated centers of development, leading to those strong rivalries and "regionalismos".

I blame the Spanish for that. :P Though I happen to like the diversity, regional rivalries sometimes do get out of hand...

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