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Death men eating

Two Colombian policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a local convenience store. One polica asks the manager what happened.
The man replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman to the second policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

By vicshere on Jul 19, 2008, 11:30 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:31:

bump

listo

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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:36:

Off topic.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:36:

really? i said colombain and polica and i live in colombia

listo

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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:37:

Still off topic.

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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Alma del Norte says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:42:

And cerealkiller is a PBH member.

La vida es una rutina

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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:42:

i still live in colombia

listo

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Rikito says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:02:

spot on topic from my viewpoint. So we now have someone who has been a member since June as our new moderator? or is it someone else...eh buggy?

It is not life that matters, but the journey.

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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:04:

You are a real genius Rikito.

First of all, Vic is upset about off topic posting and that's why he posted this.
Second, I am just playing his game. And he perfectly knows it.
Third, I am not buggie.

Too hard to understand?

Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia.

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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:12:

this is funnier than my post...go on please

listo

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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:14:

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

listo

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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:41:

Who cares, it's funny.

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george jung says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:23:

Vicshere, you always complain about mods not taking action on BS post y now you put this on regular forum, hypocritical or stirring the mod pot? Old sloop, is old dinosaur days joke, never heard of it?

"Men and fish are alot alike, when they open their mouths, they both get in trouble"

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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:31:

Yes, I have heard it, but it's still funny, however, I am often easily amused.

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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:48:

george i suggest you flag my post

listo

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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:51:

Maybe he could also ignore you, if he gets so upset about what you post?

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Lisa Zee says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:58:

"Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!" jajajajajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I never heard that one, I think I am going to laugh all day!

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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:59:

Yeah!

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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 17:44:

george jung has written 0 posts, he only carps about those of others:

george jung comments on

Sloop, all you do is paste news articles and have little Colombian experience to tell and then you speak "we don't care", I hate it when newbies come to forums and grow from an I person to a WE person.

What a putz!

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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 07:05:

putz?, sloop.....did you say "PUTZ"? here on pbh....get a rope.

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 20, 2008, 07:29:

jeje, that would be a bit drastic, don't ya think?

And newbies? I joined a month earlier than he did (or at least with THAT name).

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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 11:42:

i haven't heard 'putz' for so long....old yiddish heritage.

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 20, 2008, 11:47:

A lot of Yiddish is now commonly used in U.S. English, and we probably are not even aware of the origin of much of it.

Actually, I didn't realize that 'putz' was Yiddish.

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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 12:28:

yeah, it means 'cock'.

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 20, 2008, 13:53:

Hmm? Like schlong, or rooster?

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Monita Linda says on Jul 20, 2008, 17:18:

Am I the only doodle that doesn't get the joke?

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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 06:57:

well, sloop...literal translation, i'm not sure. i think it's shlonk....that's how it's used. "you putz"

ML joke?

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 21, 2008, 11:27:

I spelled it wrong, it's actually schlange = snake, slang for a part of the human anatomy.

I think Monita was referring the original post about corn flakes/cereal/serial.

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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 12:35:

shlonk is another simi yiddish word--i think--for dick, too.

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:11:

schlange is German, and perhaps Pennsylvania Dutch, which grew from the German.

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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:40:

wonder where 'prick' came from................

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:41:

since we've wandered wide of the thread.

dwmte

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sloopskipper says on Jul 22, 2008, 15:35:

prick (prk)
n.
1.
a. The act of piercing or pricking.
b. The sensation of being pierced or pricked.
2.
a. A persistent or sharply painful feeling of sorrow or remorse.
b. A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting.
3. A small mark or puncture made by a pointed object.
4. A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn.
5. A hare's track or footprint.
6. Vulgar Slang A penis.
7. Vulgar Slang A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.
v. pricked, prickĀ·ing, pricks
v.tr.
1. To puncture lightly.
2. To affect with a mental or emotional pang, as of sorrow or remorse: His conscience began to prick him.
3. To impel as if with a spur; urge on.
4. To mark or delineate on a surface by means of small punctures: prick a pattern on a board.
5. To pierce the quick of (a horse's hoof) while shoeing.
6. To transplant (seedlings, for example) before final planting.
7. To cause to stand erect or point upward: The dogs pricked their ears.
v.intr.
1. To pierce or puncture something or cause a pricking feeling.
2. To feel a pang or twinge from or as if from being pricked.
3.
a. To spur a horse on.
b. To ride at a gallop.
4. To stand erect; point upward: The dog's ears pricked at the noise.
Phrasal Verb:
prick off Nautical
To measure with dividers on a chart.
Idiom:
prick up (one's) ears
To listen with attentive interest.

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[Middle English, from Old English prica, puncture.]

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dwmte7 says on Jul 22, 2008, 16:03:

common, sloop...where the f**k you from? i mean 'prick' as in schlonk....or are you just f*****g with me?

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on Jul 22, 2008, 16:04:

might come under #4.

dwmte

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