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Two Colombian policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a local convenience store. One polica asks the manager what happened.
The man replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman to the second policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."
By vicshere on Jul 19, 2008, 11:30 in Friendly Talkzone.
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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:36: Off topic. Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:36: really? i said colombain and polica and i live in colombia listo 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:37: Still off topic. Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Alma del Norte says on Jul 19, 2008, 11:42: And cerealkiller is a PBH member. La vida es una rutina 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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Rikito says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:02: spot on topic from my viewpoint. So we now have someone who has been a member since June as our new moderator? or is it someone else...eh buggy? It is not life that matters, but the journey. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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truthspeaker says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:04: You are a real genius Rikito. Remember, I can only tell the truth. No more Sex Tourism in Colombia. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:12: this is funnier than my post...go on please listo 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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vicshere says on Jul 19, 2008, 12:14: Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! listo 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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george jung says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:23: Vicshere, you always complain about mods not taking action on BS post y now you put this on regular forum, hypocritical or stirring the mod pot? Old sloop, is old dinosaur days joke, never heard of it? "Men and fish are alot alike, when they open their mouths, they both get in trouble" 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:31: Yes, I have heard it, but it's still funny, however, I am often easily amused.
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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:51: Maybe he could also ignore you, if he gets so upset about what you post?
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Lisa Zee says on Jul 19, 2008, 13:58: "Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!" jajajajajajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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sloopskipper says on Jul 19, 2008, 17:44: george jung has written 0 posts, he only carps about those of others:
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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 07:05: putz?, sloop.....did you say "PUTZ"? here on pbh....get a rope. dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 20, 2008, 07:29: jeje, that would be a bit drastic, don't ya think?
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dwmte7 says on Jul 20, 2008, 11:42: i haven't heard 'putz' for so long....old yiddish heritage. dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 20, 2008, 11:47: A lot of Yiddish is now commonly used in U.S. English, and we probably are not even aware of the origin of much of it.
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Monita Linda says on Jul 20, 2008, 17:18: Am I the only doodle that doesn't get the joke?
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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 06:57: well, sloop...literal translation, i'm not sure. i think it's shlonk....that's how it's used. "you putz" dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 21, 2008, 11:27: I spelled it wrong, it's actually schlange = snake, slang for a part of the human anatomy.
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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 12:35: shlonk is another simi yiddish word--i think--for dick, too. dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:11: schlange is German, and perhaps Pennsylvania Dutch, which grew from the German.
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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:40: wonder where 'prick' came from................ dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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dwmte7 says on Jul 21, 2008, 14:41: since we've wandered wide of the thread. dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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sloopskipper says on Jul 22, 2008, 15:35: prick (prk)
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dwmte7 says on Jul 22, 2008, 16:03: common, sloop...where the f**k you from? i mean 'prick' as in schlonk....or are you just f*****g with me? dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
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