Curso de inglés en el SENA

webmanco says on May 23, 2008, 13:29:

Gracias

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 13:49:

Muchas gracias Mononoque, eres muy amable. Super información.

"Amar a las personas y usar las cosas; y no amar a las cosas y usar a las personas"

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 14:00:

ESO! GO PALEO! GO PALEO!

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 14:24:

jijiji y practico contigo!!!

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:04:

cuanta plata tiena? estoy muy caro.....

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:07:

how much boy ;))

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:08:

how much you got, girl?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:11:

name the price boy

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 15:13:

mmm... I am willing to pay. No problem :)

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:15:

hmmmmmmm. well, you would need to look at the menu of services first of all. my services are wide and varied and only apply to the finest teaching techniques that can be acquired in the academic world today.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 15:16:

That sounds very good...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:16:

can we see the a la carte menu please

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 15:17:

Yes, show us please.

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:19:

option 1 - straight up - very cheap

option 2 - straight up with verbal linguistics - a little more

option 3 - phonics 101 - par

option 3 - advanced phonics - par + 1

option 4 - only for the advanced and brave at heart - price negotiable

UH OH! MY AREPA IS BURNING!!!!!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:23:

what you recommend

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:25:

i recommend smucker's red raspberry preserves and don maiz super special arepas de queso!

YUMMY!

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 15:26:

O.K, My choice is begin for the beginning, for better results.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:28:

how romantic tejasmarcos " yawn"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:28:

jaja
really can i have a option 1 - straight up - very cheap

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 15:29:

Ahí lo vas conociendo kat, ahí lo vas conociendo... :)

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goin_south says on May 23, 2008, 15:31:

Are we talking english or martinis?
(uh...no, I'm not a martini fan)

but, thanks; I know three colombians that may want to use that website to enhance their english classes... (grueling... jejjee.. 4 nights per week, 2.5 hours per night)

Some say: All things are better in...Medellin! ....Oscar Lopez just says it's better.....LATE!!! (WHERE EVER YOU ARE)

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:36:

straight up is the quickie course kat. i recommend this to all who have not exercised their linguistic abilities in a while. it is a great way to loosen up for what is to come ;)

pun intended...

paleo is coming over now for a demo.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:37:

yah disappointed ja!

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goin_south says on May 23, 2008, 15:39:

damn tm; lots of guys here are going to be very jealous

Some say: All things are better in...Medellin! ....Oscar Lopez just says it's better.....LATE!!! (WHERE EVER YOU ARE)

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:48:

jijijijji! all fun and games!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:50:

paleo can we have a review jaja

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:54:

NO REVIEWS! EXPRESSLY PROHIBITED!

the performance and progress of each client is independent and judged on it's own merits! variance is to be expected and this is one of the motivating factors to encourage follow up visits!

:(

I FEEL GUILTY NOW FOR JACKING THIS THREAD!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:55:

i am a very bad student

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 15:57:

ya veo. you would definitely need the extended course. it comes with a free t-shirt at the end.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 15:59:

wow, i am all for it............... the t-shirt is not wet btw jejej

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:00:

wrong noun.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:02:

jajajaj ok i need private classes
do you take pounds, dollars, or pesos

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:06:

being local, pesos are preferred, but we can exchange currency based on the needs of the client. all payments are due in advance and refunds are also prohibited regardless of outcome.

pun intended.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 16:07:

I need at this moment an extra-fast course and extra- effective ...of English

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:08:

i see, i expect good services or results for my money...

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:08:

again - wrong noun. you gals are definitely in need of the extended course for those hard to reach areas that just need more replication before maximum benefit.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:10:

any private lessons?

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:14:

all lessons are private - didn't i say that already? my apologies.

* video options are also available for those who like to polish/touch up their skills later.

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 16:16:

And no group lessons?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:19:

3 somes jejej

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:24:

group lessons are up for discussion...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:32:

i bet
although i prefer one to one

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:36:

kat - i'm sorry this can only be a fantasy for you living in the UK. maybe we can work out something for you using the internet, cameras and manual options.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:37:

what? learning English a fantasy? have you heard of online learning jejeje

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:39:

but what do you suggest jejeje

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PALEOLITICO says on May 23, 2008, 16:39:

Bueno, esto ya pasó de castaño a oscuro.

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tejasmarcos says on May 23, 2008, 16:42:

i suggest the above.

* man - i just noticed how much hair you have kat! between you, paleo and lisa zee - you gals could make an arctic full length fur coat!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 23, 2008, 16:45:

i tell you just with my hair you can make a full hair coat and now it's longer than that

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Robert Jorge says on May 23, 2008, 17:03:

The wife tried to sign up. She couldn't get it done. She typed in every damn ID number she had, but it wouldn't allow her to continue. She used her cedula, passporte, US permanent residence, Florida driver's license, etc. We couldn't get past the sign-up part.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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trotamundos48 says on Jun 22, 2008, 09:17:

I agree, we had tried to sign up and received a password , but were never able to start ,
We wrote several e-mails without response and even called the number given for help, but no one ever answered.
It is a shame that it is all SCREWED-UP , I'm sure they are getting a go chunk of money for these classes

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Mononoke28 says on Jul 9, 2008, 09:17:

Are you serious? That's so odd. My husband has been taking the course for a few months now and I've seen it myself and it's great. I mean that, it's really well done. Then I had a couple of cousins of mine and my sister in-law register for the new courses and they didn't have any issues either.

It's weird. =\

Diana

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