Crazy Chavez's Used Cars

Maybe Chavez isn't so crazy, after all, you've got to be at least halfway intelligent to fool that many people into electing you president. He won't be pres. for ever, and will need something to do afterward.

My theory is, that he is using the international forum to make a reputation for himself. When he leaves office, he's planning on opening a used car lot called, "Crazy Hugo's Used Cars." The commercials would be great, with Crazy Hugo screaming into the camara things like, "prices sooooo low, they make the imperialists shudder," and "the only S.O.B. crazy enough to offer prices this low!!"

This would explain the moves against colombian car exports (making him seem economically naive and driving up the cost of cars in Ven.), and with so many internet hits with the keywords "crazy" and "chavez" his website would be number one on Google.

By jh816 on Feb 7, 2008, 13:22 in Friendly Talkzone.

jonas says on Feb 7, 2008, 13:31:

maybe he is just smoking the same stuff you are?

What I have, I do not want to lose, but Where I am I do not want to stay, but those I love, I do not want to leave, but those I know I no longer want to see, but Where I die, I do not want to go;I want to stay where I have never been

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jack_jason says on Feb 7, 2008, 13:49:

jejejejeje

This is just spanglish, please do not correct me

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jack_jason says on Feb 7, 2008, 13:49:

Good one JH

This is just spanglish, please do not correct me

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