Crazy american Riddles

utopiacowboy says on Jul 28, 2005, 09:43:

Are these riddles from Columbia or Colombia? You say that they're "American"?

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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quindioman says on Jul 28, 2005, 09:48:

not the answers 1) you can count on your fingers and toes....if you old enough you can also do it on an abacus
2)it's time the cat moved to another barrio
3)heat.....when my ass is on fire i move faster to the toilet
4)ignorance is bliss....apathy screws with my consciense
5)all the women.....he's a homo tiger

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Lucia Rojas says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:00:

they are american And i don't know where she got them from... i think its some kind of english calss she is taking... and answering the riddles is her homework.

by the way funny stuff, cockney colombian

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Gator says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:02:

Riddles 1.???????????

2.??????????

3. Which travels faster: heat or cold? why?
Heat, because you can catch cold

4. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Who knows, who cares?

5. Who is safe when a man-aeting tiger is on the loose?
Women and children

Wife's comment when asked about #1, "Gringo loco."

"Brevior Sltare Cum Deformibus Mulieribus Est Vita!" .

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:11:

number one could be, fingers

engage brain before opening mouth

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Canadian Girl says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:20:

Riddles 1) Death and Taxes
2) 5 after 1
3) can't think of anything clever
4)Ignorance is when you don't care, apathy is when you could care less.
5)the tiger

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Lucia Rojas says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:23:

thankyou guys I think this might help

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spigrimace says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:32:

Hmmm 1) Solar calculator in the sun
2) Time to get a new cat
3) I thought you can catch a cold was it but I remember Tony Soprano saying you can catch heat (from the police) as well. I think I´ll wait for Christmas and see if we can get an answer from Mr. Heat-Miser.
4) Well they´re spelled differently.
5) Could be women if he only eats man, or the 2nd guy after the 1st guy was eaten because it´s a man eating tiger not men eating, or simply the guy who locked himself inside the tiger´s cage after the tiger got loose.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jul 28, 2005, 10:36:

I would fill out the paper like this: 1. Jesus

2. Jesus

3. Jesus

4. Jesus

5. Jesus



I was channel surfing and a misty-eyed TV preacher told me the answer to everything is JE-SUS! ;-)

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kernow62 says on Jul 28, 2005, 13:43:

Tinto look at the glass of lulada in Antioqueñita's image gallery. Do you see the face of Jesus? Freaky man...

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