Craigslist Colombia--This Lady isn't Shy,,,

airetuPaL says on Sep 23, 2007, 13:28:

Trolling craigslist Colombia? Too funny!!! JAJAJA!!!

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brazilianhottie says on Sep 23, 2007, 15:01:

jajajaj wow thats some funny stuff...

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite

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john_stark says on Sep 23, 2007, 16:32:

I wonder if she's hot. If she was hot and willing to make it a "real" marriage, hell I'd do it. I'm sure she would wonder if the green card was worth it after we were through..

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Chelesupercono says on Sep 23, 2007, 16:39:

I wonder how much...$$$$$$$$$

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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alezzz says on Sep 23, 2007, 17:09:

jajajaja biatch

---Music is the strongest form of magic.---

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Carlotica says on Sep 23, 2007, 20:17:

why a biatch? Pleeease a lot of people do that - or used to - either way (i know worse business practices than this, so I don't see the big deal)- ill say for an ad - a bit risky...but what the heck...maybe more people than we think might respond - now, that - will be funny!!!

Salsera!!!... de por vida =>

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coffee beaner says on Sep 23, 2007, 22:17:

I.C.E. I.C.E. BABY!

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RussianFred says on Sep 23, 2007, 22:42:

The price is normally 5-10K

Annual Drug Deaths: Tobacco: 395,000, Alcohol: 125,000, 'Legal' Drugs: 38,000, Illegal Drug Overdoses: 5,200, Marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?--Ralph Nader

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arthur brode says on Sep 24, 2007, 05:33:

chit! i will do it for free si esta buena

http://www.calirentals.net/

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elmodefoque says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:05:

this has to be one of the most honest colombian broads around

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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miamimike says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:15:

Here in Miami, the going price for a "Marriage of Convenience" is between $10k-$15K since Immigration tightened up, my Calle 8 Cubana informants tell me. Who knows better about Miami Scam Marriages then a Cuban? LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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Lowell says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:19:

5K, 10K, 20K or more, it isn't worth the risk of going to jail.

Alfred E. Newman. "What. Me Worry?"

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miamimike says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:22:

Lowell -my thoughts also but not for the Cubans.This scam is getting somewhat harder to pull off though,,,

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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elmodefoque says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:38:

I met a stunning young barranquilller willing to pay money for a visa. Her father lives in Utah.
I told her, why don’t you bamboozled a lonely gringo into bringing you to USA and then learn to love him like many colombianas have done.
She replied “NOT A CHANCE, I like barranquilleros way too much and my father is willing to pay good money to get me in USA.
I was honest with her “listen, you won’t last a month in Utah, not the way you are (she loves to dance and party) is way, way too fokin boring.
Her father found a handsome young gringo willing to marry her for love but she turned him down. She’s still in curramba and still looks as beautiful as ever.

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Sep 24, 2007, 06:41:

$5000? That might be the going rate for lowlifes that don't think it through. I'd calculate the net present value of all the government benefits, welfare, in-state tuition, right to work, etc, etc that would accrue to the illegal. They couldn't afford me. Haha.

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ColombianoGringo says on Sep 24, 2007, 13:20:

My uncle's wife one time tried to offer me $5K me to marry her cousin so she could get a green card. Aside from the fact that $5K isn't shit and it is majorly illegal, the cousin was a fat, disgusting mess of a Colombiana.

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pedro says on Sep 24, 2007, 17:38:

CG, haha so you have to factor in the potential damage to your reputation if wedding photos ever leaked out of you marrying an ugly chubby chick.

Mike, I guess this particular Colombian female has been living long enough in Yanqui land to pick up some straight talk from you guys? ;o)

que nota!

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miamimike says on Sep 24, 2007, 19:03:

Pedro-or maybe she was living in Miami's Little Habana?? Better for her to straight talk then beat around the Bush. Give her an A+! LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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christobeldawg says on Sep 24, 2007, 19:12:

She is refreshingly honest. think I'll give her a ring, first one on the phone, and then...

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Lisa Zee says on Sep 24, 2007, 20:56:

I have a European friend of mine, he got married for the papers only, with a very ugly, low life woman, she was in love with him, like obsess, and trick him into putting all their assets together so it would look more real for the INS. When he wanted to leave her and divorce her, she quit her job and left him with a $45.000 bill, and the IRS was after him. He did get the papers but it was a total nightmare!

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christobeldawg says on Sep 24, 2007, 21:03:

ick. maybe we need to post more stories about the successful true love relationships between Colombiana and guys from other places.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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john_stark says on Sep 24, 2007, 21:31:

"maybe we need to post more stories about the successful true love relationships between Colombiana and guys from other places."

We would but there aren't any.

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christobeldawg says on Sep 24, 2007, 21:33:

I know of a number of them, actually. guess bad news sells alot faster than good news.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Robert Jorge says on Sep 24, 2007, 22:27:

JS is just rattling your cages. He is married to a Colombiana.

Anyway, there are lots of successful, true love stories. Yours truly is but one example.

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

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christobeldawg says on Sep 24, 2007, 22:28:

I never thought of Utopia as having my cage rattled

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Dan says on Sep 24, 2007, 23:50:

I know of only a couple personally that are going well, just not mine.

God Bless America!

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campbell says on Sep 25, 2007, 00:51:

I am young dumb and poor where do I sign up? I think i would do it and then buy 10 grand worth of booze and that way i would have a kick ass bar and she would be begging for a divorce after a few hours. Como se dice prenumptual agreement?

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Leeroy says on Sep 25, 2007, 03:22:

"maybe we need to post more stories about the successful true love relationships between Colombiana and guys from other places."

Let me see here, and do the maths.

Of the...9 foreigner-Colombiana relationships I know of (personally) here, 7 seem like "successful true love relationships", or, at the very least, not a complete sham.

But then it would be much more fun to pretend that every foreigner were just here to get laid, and that every Colombiana were just out for his money - right?

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john_stark says on Sep 25, 2007, 06:06:

"But then it would be much more fun to pretend that every foreigner were just here to get laid, and that every Colombiana were just out for his money - right?"

Right. I only went to Colombia to get laid. I kept going back to keep getting laid. And then I wised up and got my Monica Bellucci real doll. Damm, she's a beauty.

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Leeroy says on Sep 28, 2007, 17:53:

Extreme sex forums? On the internet? My God, do they really exist?

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Leeroy says on Sep 30, 2007, 13:41:

You got a doll shaped like Monica Bellucci?

Sweet.

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