Cousins getting very close

utopiacowboy says on Feb 5, 2005, 15:53:

I have not experienced it but maybe it's just my wife. There does not seem to be any greater degree of attention than with anyone else.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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kernow62 says on Feb 5, 2005, 17:49:

My wife thinks her male cousins are a bit weird but that's about it. She is no closer to her cousins than anyone in any other country.

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Gomezman5 says on Feb 5, 2005, 18:33:

My cousins in Bogota' Think that I (G5) am one of the best middle aged men they have ever met. They both have told me so.....sorry. They keep saying that they wish they good find a man like me. One is divorced. The other is kind of young and put family on hold for her career.

I told them if I could be cloned, I would send them a copy of myself.
Oh, I forgot to mention, they say I am attractive to......

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kernow62 says on Feb 5, 2005, 19:40:

They're just trying to be nice to you. ;-)

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Gomezman5 says on Feb 5, 2005, 20:07:

You would say that Kernow I think you are just jealous

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kernow62 says on Feb 6, 2005, 05:11:

Yeah that must be it. Ja Ja Ja

I'm not attractive and not successful I am out of shape, I am balding, I lost a few teeth from fighting, I fart a lot. Why wouldn't I be jealous.

I can go to Colombia and be found quite desireable by the ladies, wonder why? Wallet? Passport? Who knows, or perhaps they just like guys like me. Ja Ja Ja

Taking off my rose coloured specs now. Back to reality.

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