Common Love Making Phrases

Rubiazo says on Nov 30, 2005, 09:02:

ay mami que rico

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2005, 09:35:

abre ese hoyo mi amor

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Miguel says on Nov 30, 2005, 10:48:

Depende de la situación Y la persona...¡ay,que rico! o ¡ay, me duele! I can't wait to see how long this thread is going to last.

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utopiacowboy says on Nov 30, 2005, 11:42:

Si, por detrás, mi amor!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Nov 30, 2005, 11:51:

Maria Elena I didn't know your burro could talk, Elmo?

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cam0940 says on Nov 30, 2005, 11:53:

THIS IS AN EDITED POST.

I had to take my favorites out. Wasn't worth the risk of having a certain someone see it.

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Rubiazo says on Nov 30, 2005, 11:57:

Me duele por atrás Ponlo en LA POPOLA!!!

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elmodefoque says on Nov 30, 2005, 12:04:

i used to tell my burrita maria elena "don't move, and if you kick me again your ass is glue"

I'll get there, when I get there!

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toneloc24 says on Nov 30, 2005, 13:27:

Elmo So you had to take the p.... from a burrita? With terroristic threats???

Sounds like something out of Oz on HBO. LOL!!!

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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kernow62 says on Nov 30, 2005, 14:19:

Ooh, oooh, oooh. Ahhhhhh.

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jalf12 says on Nov 30, 2005, 17:43:

De La Boca de Mi Linda Esposa Colombiana
roza tu piel contra la mia
amame una vez mas
hazme el amor
apasionate con mis besos
ponte dentro de mi
devorame,soy toda tuya
tocame apacionadamente
enloquecete con mi cuerpo
hazme gemir
hazme sentir tuya

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andresmo169 says on Nov 30, 2005, 18:38:

Amor: ese ñervito Mi vida, ese ñervito tán bueno, que huesito va a tener

No me le pegue al perro!!

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ARMacleod says on Dec 1, 2005, 05:46:

Try No te preocupes,lo hago yo. Y,
Ayuda tener un sentido de humor. followed by:
Lo siento, pero me tengo que ir.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

The brain is like a parachute, it only functions correctly when it is open. Pax vobiscum.

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Orchid Andy says on Dec 1, 2005, 07:28:

Restaurants in Santa Marta. We will be in Santa Marta for a couple of nights in late December. Can anyone from there kindly give us a couple of local restaurants that they recommend, especially places that sre known for their fresh fish. Many thanks in adavnce.

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morphus says on Dec 1, 2005, 09:01:

girls tell me "hay asi. tu sabes como me mojo. me siento rica" or "tu pija es muy grande."

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oldbongo says on Dec 1, 2005, 09:12:

in spanish...or english.. rapido!!rapido!!

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rf says on Dec 2, 2005, 07:16:

the classic one Que polvo tan rico mamasita! uffff

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