Colombians in the USA.

ColombianoGringo says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:43:

There are a fair amount of Colombians in Houston. We have a decent number of Colombian restaurants, bakeries, etc.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:44:

I think is closer to a MILLION between NYC and New Jersey.
lately, many have been given free one way tickets back to colombia with uncle sam picking up the tap.
Alarming rate of colombians now all over florida, including Orlando, tampa and ofcourse MIAMI

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 08:52:

my wealthy El Poblado,metalhead loving young brother in-law, here in NYC for second visit wants to stay. I told him that i will call la MIGRA on his ass, we got way too many of you modefoques already.
I don't like people breaking these fokin gringos laws.
i know he wont stay, that kid is madly in love with his paisita back home, that's all he talks about.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:12:

In the year 2000 Census 11,000 people in Chicago claimed Colombian origin. Given the natural rate of growth and throwing in some undercount factor (some people say it's 2x or 3x), maybe there are 30,000 or so in Chicago today.

You can find this info for any Census reporting district, but nobody knows the real numbers. The consulates and the various 'rights' groups say Latinos - legal and illegal - are vastly under-counted or mis-categorized, but it's hard to prove with any degree of accuracy.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:25:

why can all these modefoques move to norwey, sweden, england, why USA?
the fokin gringos don't know what to do.
Lou dobbs is going bananas already

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:29:

lets invite lou dobbs to have drinks with us, he works on 34 th st, CNN, then we bring him up to my penthouse

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:30:

to my 5th floor walk up penthouse, we fired the doorman a long time ago,
he was smoking crack in the hallway

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:31:

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:32:

Lou Dobbs:Mexican Gang Violence Enters the U.S.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:33:

jajajajaj i never seen anybody hate SPICS more than lou dobbs jajajajaj
if he could poison all of us he will jajajajaja

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:34:

Lou Dobbs: iIlegal alien criminals bankrupting California

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:34:

i hope he chokes on a burrito and dies jajajaj

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:38:

he blames everything on mexicans even global warming
he claims that with so many mexicans eating them beans and then farting it has put a hole in the fokin ozone

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:40:

Mafia's Response To Illegal Aliens

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:41:

wait, that modefoque hates burrito
then i hope he chokes on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:42:

this guys looks like a fat mexican jajajajaj
he don't even be talkn good english

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 09:53:

i hope that fat GUMBA chokes on a big piece of mozzarella cheese.
send that fat fok back to Palermo

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:24:

Oh yeah, the kid from Brooklyn :)

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:26:

rub, my buddy, the kid from brooklyn, is funny, this modefoque is just plain ol stupid

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morphus says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:29:

The Kid from Brooklyn Mexicans in-Muslims out

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:50:

Guess who taught the kid from Brooklyn all there is to know about Mexicans? ME
He still thinks I’m a toilet cleaning illegal Mexican. jijijijj

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elmodefoque says on Jun 26, 2008, 10:56:

he taught me how to curse like john fokin gotti and i got him hip to the wonders of the mighty hard-working mexican people

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 26, 2008, 11:19:

Can we put these two head to head?
They'll spit and curse at eachother until one gets hungry enough to eat the other....

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deathnova says on Jun 26, 2008, 14:58:

I was out causing trouble in Spanish Harlem when some Puerto Ricans advised me that Astoria, Queens was the spot for Colombianas.

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 26, 2008, 15:08:

not so much....but they are there....Jackson Heights is loaded....

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El Polo says on Jun 26, 2008, 15:36:

Next time stop by 178th and Wadsworth get yourself a nutcracker (MIXED DRINK) from El Chaval, its really popular now. Spanish Harlem is predominatly Puerto rican or Dominican plus one Costeño mofo, maybe more. Jackson Hieghts is the cacacho spot!

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Plato says on Jun 26, 2008, 16:33:

"Jackson Hieghts is the cacacho spot! " Excuse me? Polo -wassup man?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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El Polo says on Jun 26, 2008, 16:42:

nothing much Plato dude, thinking about getting a nutcracker in a few :)

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Mononoke28 says on Jun 27, 2008, 09:16:

sanandressi, you want numbers? No need for that. Just look around and that should give an idea. There's a lot of Colombians in NY, FL, TX and CA. In Denver, not so much. Even that 20 de julio dance/picnic thing is a flop every year because only like 50 people show up and they seem more bored that Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart.

Diana

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dwmte7 says on Jun 29, 2008, 05:07:

they have a saying down around miami, 'if they ain't cubans, they're colombians..." tons of colombians in the miami area. in and around margate, lauderdale, boca, it's better than 50% colombian

dwmte

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elmodefoque says on Jun 29, 2008, 05:26:

deathnova, you were adviced correctly.
The tidal wave or tsunami of colombians moving to usa has hit just about every spot in NYC, except for my area in uptown manhattan. The infestation here is very minimal.
Yes, the colombians have pushed the cheeseburger and coke greeks outta astoria.

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:04:

Theres an epanada stand on 50th street and Broadway...the Colombian infestation continues in NYC.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:19:

morph just imagine this for a moment.
what if all these in coming colombianas continue to behave the way they do in colombia?
what do you mean?
Finding modefoques like us interesting and giving us free samples, but once they get here, they tell us to fok off, I don't get it.
why happened, what has change?

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:24:

I guess they accomplished their goals by coming to the US. I can't think of another country they would want to go to more. Once you mention the US, their faces light up and they give lots of affection. Its like a drug stronger than crack.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:32:

jajajajaja mentioning USA to them is like putting a 10 dolar crack vile in front of a crack head?
jajajaaj
WHY don't they go to fokin europe?
I know a few had no choice but to end up over there.
look at beautiful kat, she's over there and she has not jumped off the london bridge yet.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:34:

their faces light up jajajajajajaj

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:42:

all kidding aside, just imagine that for a moment, colombianas in USA behaving just like they do in Colombia
THey will NEVER NEVER NERVER see my old black ass in colombia again.

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:42:

My friend only speaks 10 words of Spanish and gets lots of girls in Colombia. He just says "you me estados unidos" and they don't leave him alone. All these romantic gringos learning Spanish are wasting their time. You only need to know a few words.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:45:

wasting time and fokin money.
You just gave them all the spanish they need to know
"you me estados unidos" jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajaj
oh chit i better run downstairs, is time for my walk

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 05:47:

Its time for the all the lying on PBH to stop. If gringos got the same attention from Colombianas in Miami, they would be there. Lets face it, Miami has better EVERYTHING than Colombia but if you are an ugly/mediocre/old gringo, you won't get the same attention.

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 08:49:

damn rubito, if miami is a shithole, then let me die there. i love that fokin chithole with a passion.
"I think MIami is a shithole compared to Bogota" let me place that to "my buddy rubito says the darnest things" list. that's a classic
Modefoques gettin kidnapped for a fokin a cheap cell phone and bogota is better than miami jajajajaja

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:21:

I love Miami, but more importantly, the Cubanas love my white ass!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:28:

rubito, i have plenty of time to mess around, but these broads here don't want my unemployed old black ass.
I'm even tying to pick up broads my own age and still can't get laid

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:32:

the other day i took the little doggie to the pet doctor.
there was this white broad with a big fokin dog and gigantic ass, she had to be a good 250 pounds.
I tried to pick her up but failed.

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:36:

which did you try to pick up the chick or the dog?
Peanut Butter usually works for me.....

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:39:

both!

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:40:

Then next itme get yourself a huge jar of skippy (cosco size).

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:51:

Maimi has better beaches, malls, shopping, Mcdonald's than Colombia.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:52:

I'm surprised... what does Mr. Nutrition/Mr. Bodybuilder eat at McDonalds?

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:54:

Me? Snack Wrap with grilled chicken and orange juice.

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:57:

McDiet Takes Man From 50-Inch Waist to 36


http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=5198060&page=1

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nueva york bombero says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:57:

Mr. Nutrition/Mr. Bodybuilder ??? Who the F are u talking about?
Morph, say it aint so.... I thought only toxins went into that body.....

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morphus says on Jun 30, 2008, 09:59:

Only toxins from alcohol. The rest of my diet is fairly healthy.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jun 30, 2008, 10:06:

Thanks. I didn't know they had tortilla wraps with grilled chicken. I only remember the tortilla wrap Breakfast Burrito: eggs, sausage, potatoes and fake cheese. What a gut bomb that was.

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lpdiver says on Jun 30, 2008, 10:14:

Rubito...can't count to four I see? jejeje

ts

"cook some rice!"

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elmodefoque says on Jun 30, 2008, 10:31:

rubito, how could you say that, then whatta we gonna do with new jersy?

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BillBigD says on Jul 1, 2008, 14:07:

Rubito- You have stated many times that you don't spend money on food so please don't tell me Miami doesn't have good places to eat.

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BillBigD says on Jul 1, 2008, 14:07:

Rubito- You have stated many times that you don't spend money on food so please don't tell me Miami doesn't have good places to eat.

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