ColombianoX would be proud of me

Gomezman5 says on Oct 15, 2005, 00:27:

That's it UC?? The only thing that bothered you was the fact that this guy spelled Colombia incorrectly?? I can take the Coffee stores spelling Colombia wrong when they want to list that they have "Colombian Coffee" but they always seem to spell it "Coloumbian Cofffee". But in this case, that is a disgusting generalization made against my fellow Colombian nationals....mal parrido el hombre es !!

I'm sick of these drug jokes !! Cx and I would would love to stick it to this guy!!

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utopiacowboy says on Oct 15, 2005, 07:30:

Well, G'man, I wanted to bitch slap the guy but I thought it was enough to make him look like a moron who couldn't even spell.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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duanebg says on Oct 15, 2005, 09:09:

there are a few there are quite a few British Columbian Drug lords. Pot is our second largest export. I think three billion a year... but yes you could be right .... they probably don't speak spanish.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2005, 09:26:

;) Asi se hace UC, Phew I 'm glad you put him right!

We won't surrender until the name is properly spell!!!!

El que anda con la miel algo se le pega jeje

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:08:

We have 2 coffee makers in my office One is labelled "Breakfast blend" the other is labelled "Columbian".

I told the secretary very nicely that he spelt my country's name incorrectly on the label. He ignored me. I told him again and he laughed it off.
I picked up a permanent marker and changed the damn U to an O. He trashed the sign and made a new one that reads "Columbia" again.

3 strikes señor.

I am going to come in early on Monday morning, tie that sucker to a chair, rip off his shirt, take a knife out of my back pocket and carve a big bloody "O" on his chest while he screams for mercy, so that he will never in his sorry life again forget that he pissed off a Colombiana.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:17:

well done Colombiche!!!

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:19:

Kat Gimme 5 girl!

ps: I better put up my resume on monster.com LOL

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:21:

here it go 5!!! girl yey!!! let get the potheads to spell Colombia right

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:23:

Yey!! caramba!

ps: Kat, you must be psychic, he is indeed a pothead ex-biker who listens to the grateful dead and meat loaf.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kernow62 says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:28:

When you tie him down, write on him with a sharpie, I ride a moped and listen to Barry Manilow.

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:30:

I don't know if I can be THAT cruel Kernow Let the poor sucker walk away from my clutches bleeding profusely from the chest but with some of his manly "hell's angels" dignity unscathed.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:34:

Colombiche, kernow You two are scary :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:35:

i will always do my spelling right in front of you :o

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:38:

Maybe.... I will leave him tied to the chair, lock him up in the server room, leave him alone with a CD player blaring out Ricky Martin tunes.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 14:44:

No Worries Kat I am only picky about how people spell Colombia and my last name.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Gomezman5 says on Oct 15, 2005, 15:09:

Colombiche. Just for the record, you can count on me for assistance with this guevon. Also, if you need if you have some trouble with the law after administering justice, count on me to defend you.....for free of course.

Except you're in Canada...oh well

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 15:11:

Thanks Gomez I will seek your legal council on Monday, after I am done with Mr. "I spell your country's name with a U, so what?".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Gomezman5 says on Oct 15, 2005, 15:25:

Colombiche......damn I can't stand people like this guy. I mean us Colombians have to go through enough crap with the drug nonsense, is it really asking so much when we ask for people to spell the name of our country properly??

There has got to be a way you can put a little havoc in this guy's life, isn't there?? Don't you have some private info of his that you could play with with?? Nothing too exotic....just enough to put him in his place

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Colombiche says on Oct 15, 2005, 15:33:

Hmmm Rather than taking the underhanded approach, I'd rather just take the bull by the horns, and rough him up while I whisper the lyrics to the Himno nacional in his ear.

Man, that sounds like a scene in one of those "bad colombian people" movies.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Rubiazo says on Oct 15, 2005, 21:09:

You're doing it again COLOMBICHE! Have you no idea how HOT that is? Now I gotta call my gf and have steamy, greasy phone sex with her.
Back in an hour or two.........

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b bruce says on Oct 15, 2005, 21:15:

Columbian as in Columbia University, NYC Hey, He was talking collage students, grad students and Columbian drug lords with a u. Perhaps he is talking about the drug lords at the Columbia University, New York City. Hey, It's uptown in the Harlem district. Plenty of drugs and thugs. And to think Colombia the beautiful South American country has been getting bad press all these years. The drugs are actually coming from the Ivy League Drug Cartels. No wonder the drugs keep getting through. The U.S. Government has been looking for drugs in Colombia, South America. When the problem has been at Columbia University NYC all this time. Those Columbian drug lords are some pretty sharp characters! Viva Colombia! the country, not the collage!

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quindioman says on Oct 16, 2005, 09:00:

... "I'd rather just take the bull by the horns, and rough him up while I whisper the lyrics to the Himno nacional in his ear."


Oh dolor inmarcesible!
oh jubilo incremental!
en surcos de dolores
Colombiche germina ya

Colombiche I'm getting my Canadian visa so I can go to your work and misspell Colombia....you can whisper whatever you want in my ear

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Colombiche says on Oct 16, 2005, 11:47:

Knowing full well that you are Colombiano If you misspell Colombia, I will rough you up even worse than I am going to do to Mr. Rusty Harley

LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Rubiazo says on Oct 16, 2005, 23:45:

WOWOW This thread is getting better than a Rocco Siffredi flick!!!

Keep it up and I have to buy another plane ticket back to Bogota!!!!

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Colombiche says on Oct 17, 2005, 06:31:

You know Rubiazo I hadn't the slightest idea who this Rocco Singorelli was, so in my innocence, I Googled the name and got back a message from our company's Smart Filter telling me I couldn't access the page because it found the words pornography, extreme, and I won't even say the other ones.

Listen, I managed to get away with roughing up the secretary this morning, the boss even gave me a raise for doing that, but now, if the sniffer catches me searching for that kind of morboso info on the net, I am going to come in after lunch, find all my belongings in a box along with a little note saying "You are fired pervert". If that happens, I am going to get Gomezman do some damage to your reputation!

:)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Rubiazo says on Oct 17, 2005, 11:12:

Colombiche Try searching for the 'champagne scene'!
You can't damage an already trashed reputation BTW. That is the beauty of being a musician. There is no such thing as negative publicity.

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