Colombianas in Connecticut/Part III of the series “Colombianas in USA‿

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:00:

thank you!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:01:

can someone please tell me, where the hell are their sponsors???

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panthdave says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:02:

You mean Woodstock that right Elmo...not Canada...

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:08:

Elmo where are you going with this? Whats next?
Rhode Island? Mass?

lol your too much

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:09:

You know the irony about this entire chit. I’m going back to Colombia while all of them are trying to get to USA.
Chit, the way things look, I’m gonna be the only modefqoue in ALL COLOMBIA, ALL BY MYSELF. Just me, webmanco, rocinate and gringoinbogota all four of us and that’s it!

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morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:13:

I guess we will have to make room for everybody. A little deforestation should help. What about Bogota, New Jersey? Did Colombians build that town from scratch or what?

morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:15:

Nope, they took it over. Its all Colombian now. "Bogota was named in honor of the Bogert family, which had been the first to occupy the area"

greg says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:18:

Send them up. Pretty boring up here on the border

morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:22:

You got yourself an Arab woman?

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:22:

KAT jajajajajajjajajajajajjjajajajajajajajaja

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:22:

ME MATO!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJ

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:23:

KAT, DAMN I WANNA MARRY YOU!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:27:

and live here elmo? hardly Colombians so you will be happy I expect :)))

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podborski says on Jan 9, 2008, 06:32:

elmo please tell me when the colombianas hit the border, 'cause I'll go back home then

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 07:57:

they are doing it now podb, so hurry up and bag yourself a colombiana :))

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CatGirl says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:00:

Kat....I love your pic. Never had the chance to go to Wales when I was in the UK. My favorite was Bath. Anyways...great pic!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:12:

thanks cat girl, as you can see not much of a party here heheh

I've been in Bath beautiful city. lots of students there.

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CatGirl says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:15:

I went there during a 70 degree "heat wave" jajaja. Just gorgeous. Was a bit back though, don't recall students..but we popped in for only two days and stayed outside at a B&B. Anyways...Purrr

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:20:

kat, tu esposo is a very smart guy, got your fine ass in the middle of nowhere making it impossible for you to escape.
Guys, if after my warnings you still insist in importing a colombiana, bring her to england, whales (where the fok is that) canada, australia. minnesota, wyomnian, anywheree with no other colombians around, cus if you bring them to NYC, miami, nj, she will disappear and then you gonna find her ass on top of colombian guys waving the fokin colombian flag.

thank you!

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:20:

In the thigh department, I think Miss Connecticut ranks No. 3. Kinda chunky, probably broke a few backs that afternoon.

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:21:

tinto, i was thinking the same chit, but i like big thunder legs like that.
she could sit on my face anytime she wants

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:44:

purrfect

CatGirl says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:45:

jajaja

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manINred says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:49:

insightful

El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 08:50:

why do they always do those stupid human pyramids?

they must be sober.

morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:01:

If you bring a Colombiana to a boring state she might disappear anyway. I met a redneck dude in Cartagena. He brought a Calena to North Carolina. After a few months, she split for Queens. An Ecuadorian guy she met over the internet sent her a plane ticket. The guy came home after work and she was gone!

manINred says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:03:

h

CatGirl says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:06:

Internet has brought on a whole new meaning to meaningful relationships these days...The stories are incredible but true...

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Albatross says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:07:

... I'm planning on locking mine in the basement.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:07:

morph, was the ecuadorian guy the same window washer that fell SPLAT!!!!! 43 fokin stories and survived?

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ColombianoGringo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:09:

You can skip the Colombianas in Texas thread. We mainly get lower estrato Costeñas and Caleñas that blend in rather nicely to the ghetto/hoochie portion of the latin community.

LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:09:

jaaaaaaaaaaa elmo, the bstrd is lucky jajaj

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:10:

you gotta do like kat's husband, look at her pic, look where they got her hot fine ass. jijijijijj mamando frio in the middle of nowhere

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morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:12:

I doubt it :)

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:14:

lila, mas lucky que tu novio, NO

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:16:

those festivales are a bunch of somber modefoques, que andan todos soyado y
extra-colombiano

LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:17:

jejeje elmo lo tomo como un cumplido....

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Colombiche says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:34:

"The colombian population keeps moving north, soon it will reach the Canadian border."

What are you talking about, the first paisa arrived in toronto in the 60's on a freaking bicycle. Ever since then, there has been a paisa colony here, el pueblo, the ones that wanted to make it. Somos los pioneros, como siempre.

In the 90's the rolos started coming, buying big houses and wanting to live in the nice areas but the paisas cleared the way for them. Tons of paisa owned business all around Boronto.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:35:

yeah elmo, he takes me out for walks early in the mornings and in the afternoon , the rest i am lock in the house. :P

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:38:

Kat does he give you a book to read? jijiji :)

El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:41:

No jodaaaa Colombiche how was the vacation?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:42:

yep, it's called how to be an obedient wife :)

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:42:

LOL

manINred says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:43:

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:45:

Guys I’m getting concerned here, if caleños, paisas, rolos, pastusos, recotusoso, todo los colombianos del interior leave Colombia, what are costeños gonna do? We don’t want the entire fokin country, we like the coast and that’s it. Santa Marta and Cartagena on weekends. In 52 years in NYC I’ve only met 7 costeños, can someone PLEASE explain that to me.
This mass exodus of cachacos has to stop and it has to stop now!!!!!
I understand cachacnos inhabiting all of queen and New Jersey but Canada too, chit! that to me is alarming.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:47:

I find people from Pereira and cali the ones that most emigrate

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:47:

"mass exodue of cachacos" jejeje

Elmo ayudame porque estoy perdido mi calidad, whats a rollo? is it that thing you put in your hair to make it curly?

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:48:

is like some modefoques saying "let my people go" and all the cachacos left and keep leaving colombia, wtf is up with that???

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:49:

guys let me let you in a little secret, when mosses said "let my people go" he was talking about jews not colombians.

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morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:49:

Percentage wise, Less Cubans want to leave Cuba than the amount of Colombians that want to leave Colombia.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:51:

Polo you mean ROLO , a Rolo is a person from Bogota or interior of Colombia.

costeños call paisas, bogotanos and everywhere from south of Cordoba, cachacos o rolos

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:53:

oh sorry... ya la impredencia se acabo, se me salio el corroncho.

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:55:

imagine this. if things continue the way they are in 10 years there wont be one cachaco in colombia, ONLY costeños.
can you see costeños planning vacation to bogota a mama lluvia y frio.
Nojoda cuadro vamos a bogota a mama frio, trae el paragua y un fokin coat que esta bien sabroso alla.

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morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:57:

Somebody has to stay behind to grow the coca.

El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:58:

Serious question Kat, because I have heard some people from the southern part of the country say, for instance eso zapatos estan buenos para "cachiaquiar" (dont know if I spelled it right) but that translates into something like those shoes are for an elegant event. no?

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 09:59:

In all seriousness, I implore my cachaco brothers from Bogotá, cali, medallin, Pasto etc, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP this mass exodus outta the country.

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:01:

Yes Polo, we say "Estás cachaquísimo ala", it means that you are very well dressed, but is like old style language, ajajaj is funny sometimes when people say that.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:02:

can things be that bad that you prefer living in canada, england, millwaukke etc.??

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:06:

I was kidnapped and brought to the UK no one wanted to paid the ramson so I am stuck here

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:07:

cuanto piden?

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:07:

thanks Lila

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:10:

i don't know 5 bucks hehehe

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aztec says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:12:

kat1 says on Wednesday January 9th, 2008 10:06:

I was kidnapped and brought to the UK no one wanted to paid the ramson so I am stuck here"

I suspect enough could be raised here on PBH for your rescue!

Colombiche says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:12:

"No jodaaaa Colombiche how was the vacation?"

Polito, had a hard time leaving Cuba, got the third degree from the cuban officials, I could be selling cucuruchos de mani on el malecon as we speak.

Morphus, where did you get those percentages?

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:13:

yo diera mis dos chacaras pa tenerte. que me la mochen con un machete

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:20:

"yo diera mis dos chacaras pa tenerte. que me la mochen con un machete"

I would hate to be the one on the recieving end of this transaction.

You get a box in the mail by Elmodefoque that says ransom payment, you open it up a low and behold... surprise surprise

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:20:

colombiche selliing mani in cuba

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morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:22:

Colombiche, only around 10 percent of Cubans want to leave Cuba. In Colombia, its about 80 percent that want to leave.

morphus says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:24:

Colombians are money hungry. A lot will give up a middle class lifestyle in Colombia to make more money in the U.S.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:31:

elmo if you cut your chacaras, that leaves you with something very weird down there, something like a baby elephant

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:31:

chacaras are useless, all they do is hang there and collect dust.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:32:

JAJAJAJ

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:32:

jejejeje

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:33:

jijiji

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:34:

wait....so baby elephants are chacara-less?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:36:

well you can't see them, well at elmo's age they are just in the way, he could do without them really or tie them in a knot

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:38:

LOL

LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:41:

jajajajaj como es de cachaco he can tie them in a bow ajajajjaja

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:44:

jajajajajajajajajaja

el "bow" ese, si esta bueno para cachiaquiar.

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:44:

kat is correct. the other day i had this hooker and she complained about my chacaras slapping her nalgas.
i told her,
hey! what the fok you want me to do, chop them offf??
she said "yeah!"
women have to understand that the older you get the lower the chacaras hang.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:45:

no LilaM, he is "Costeño", so he can make them look like they are hanging from a coconut tree

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:45:

two mangos

El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:46:

"she complained about my chacaras slapping her nalgas".... jajajjajajjajajajaja

El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:51:

Elmo was this the hooker that proudly claimed Diomedes as a client?

elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:51:

i suggested that we shove them in there too, but she kicked me in the stomach

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:52:

ajjajaja si kat1 a lo que me refiero con cachaco es que se hará el pinchao y dirá que puede hacer un moño jejejejej, mejor dicho costeño carretudo jajajaja

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:53:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa costeño que se respete habla carreta jjejejejej con todo respeto elmo, tengo mis raices por el atlántico tambien.

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:53:

My buddy, llanero by birth, actually originally moved to Edmonton, Canada when his family left Colombia. Even though a US permanent resident, he holds two passports, Canadian and Colombian. (Gringoloid, you met him)

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 10:54:

polo noooooooo, not that one.
the one you're talking about es super super apreta

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 11:00:

elmo this billboard was made by VW honoring you jejejeje

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elmodefoque says on Jan 9, 2008, 11:00:

jajajajaj thanks

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 11:03:

Is better for you to offer another thing to kat´s kidnappers ajajajaj. Those are going to make you earn money jajajaj

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LilaM says on Jan 9, 2008, 11:39:

What do you think about this one

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El Polo says on Jan 9, 2008, 11:45:

Los malucos estan jodio!!!

john_stark says on Jan 9, 2008, 19:44:

"I met a redneck dude in Cartagena. He brought a Calena to North Carolina. After a few months, she split for Queens. An Ecuadorian guy she met over the internet sent her a plane ticket. The guy came home after work and she was gone!"

I'm a sucker for these love stories! Damm, I'm feeling like Hillary Clinton and wanna cry.

john_stark says on Jan 9, 2008, 19:45:

Costenos in Texas? No hay nada. The Costenos stay home and let the losers head north.

Colombiche says on Jan 9, 2008, 19:52:

LOLOLOL elmo, that is the song that the lady selling cucuruchos followed me around singing. She was pretty good so I bought 10 cucuruchos and then fed them to the stray mutts on the capitolio stairs. They ate and then went right to sleep.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

cpchester says on Jan 9, 2008, 20:18:

Hey, I thought this thread about Connecticut! I am not Colombian, nor have I ever visited there, however I read this forum almost daily to learn more about a country that has intrigued me for years. I am in New Haven, CT. Hartford has a sizeable Colombian population. Shortly before New Years, I ate at La Casona on Wethersfield Avenue in Hartford. Playing on the TV screens were live feeds of Feria de Cali. I bet the new years eve party at La Casona was fantastic! Anybody here go?

morphus says on Jan 10, 2008, 04:27:

John, it could have happened to you too. You just got lucky. The guy married a mafia princess just like you did.

john_stark says on Jan 10, 2008, 05:51:

Calipro once told me that a woman in my wife's situation should worship the ground I walk on. Well he's right and she just about does. And yeah, she ate a lot of caviar back in the day.

morphus says on Jan 10, 2008, 10:19:

Sometimes it all comes down to the size of the chorizo.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 10, 2008, 10:33:

Agree Morphus, but with J_S WAS... in desperate times desperate measurement hehe

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john_stark says on Jan 10, 2008, 21:23:

Maybe you can measure me, Desperate Housewife?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Jan 11, 2008, 05:07:

speak for yourself J_S, the va va voom in this site of the pond is just right :)

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