Colombiana Hips

JWB says on Oct 12, 2004, 11:17:

it's just nuts...the overlearned swivel is like a tornado. Can't go back to US women ever again...

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mad_lion says on Oct 12, 2004, 11:57:

I agree about "culo" beach..the problem is... that The J-lo's walking "culo" beach and the Bronx are no interested in gringos as Colombiana girls are. After all, Puerto Ricans are born US Citizens. Remember, they are raised American - and for more detail, most in the Bronx are "hood-rats" - weed smoking, beer drinking and forget about the romantic, sweet and innocent love you will recieve in comparison to a Colombiana - I've had both worlds several times and Colombianas win hands down. Boricuas and Dominicanas are just not as sweet, and romantic and affectionate as a Colombiana is.

"Culo" beach is more for the young 20 something guy, who is hip to NYC fashion and slang, and smoking marijuana is a big plus; most girls in NYC in their late teens to late 20's enjoy that sort of thing. So, unles you wear a basketball Jersey, have diamond earrings and are hip to NYC's street scene - forget about scoring at Orchard Beach. That is what surprisingly attracts the girls from NYC - not the gringo executive traveling on business - forget it!

Still - you are right on Elmo, if you cannot make it to Colombia for whatever reason, How about Miami - they are second on my list of beautiful hips/nalgas next to any Latin country - NYC would definitely be in my top 5 - I'd consider Miami first however!

Note: I was born and raised in NYC, and went to Orchard beach every year since I was in high school back in the early 90's - I am now 30 - I would never go back to Orchard beach after living in Miami - latinas here put the NYC girls to shame.

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 12, 2004, 12:10:

Spanish lesson of the day "¡Me rayó el disco!" Literally, "she scratched my record", used when your head involuntarily snaps around to look at a hot Colombiana.

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JWB says on Oct 12, 2004, 12:14:

Born and Live in NYC Hey, I live in Brooklyn (work in East New York and Brownsville) and grew up in Queens (Jamaica, Queens) so I know the deal.

Colombianas rule..hands down!! They are so romantic, sweet and genuine I couldn't believe it until my 3rd trip. There are "gold diggers" but they are very obvious about their intentions and don't even know they're being obvious. If you can smell the desperation (and usually you can sense it pretty quickly and see the result in what they ask for), you know to run for the hills immediately.

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mad_lion says on Oct 12, 2004, 12:28:

LOL - Elmo You are sooo funny man. She actually launched at you with a knife? LMAO!! You are not kidding, piss a New York Rican girl off, and you better run! LOL. Sorry, you just reminded me of the good 'ole days at Orchard Beach...man it's been years since I'v been to NYC - I have no regrets however of choosing Miami over NYC- and now Colombia is 3.5 hours closer !

Thre was a news article about 2 months ago on how J-lo threatened to "cut badly" a news woman that took pictures of her at an wards ceremony..it was funny. It goes to show you how a New York Rican girl is not someone to f--k with.

Thank goodness we have Colombianas - I don't know what I would do w/o 'em - Brazil maybe?

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adrimm (Moderator) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 12, 2004, 18:53:

crazyforcolombia says on Oct 13, 2004, 01:18:

Another Great Mystery I was talking to a friend from Sth America and he told me something that I thought made alot of sense, latin women have great bodies as they only eat natural foods ,the minimum,as they are not have all the junk food infront of them like in the US.
As for JLO,she is a walking comestic shop,she is butt ugly,if it rained her face would run with make up,and her butt and thighs are very fat.

Crazy For Colombia

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sydneygirl says on Oct 13, 2004, 08:55:

yeah go elmo!! Ha Ha you are funny, I have seen some women here in Bogota at a few dance partys who have tried to get a bum like JLos by putting "Bum implants" in, the only problem is that when they put on the slightest bit of wieght their whole body looks out of proportion and if they have the fake boobs as well!! my god its bizzar...but very entertaining!
P.S Loved the comment about Paris Hilton- I think guys who like women that have massive gaps between their legs and are fat as wash boards because they don´t eat any food should just admit that they are gay heheheh

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 13, 2004, 11:15:

comidas naturales...yes, and a plenty of natural exercise Potato, yuca, platano, frijoles ....all dripping in fat and high in calories, low in nutrients, deep fried in old fat topped with fritanga and sugar bomb juices and desserts sure take a lot of walking off...Colombian food is very natural, but that doesn't make it especially healthy. I don't know about the rest of Colombianos but caleños are avid "mecateros", eating almost all the time, from the street vendor booths, corner tiendas plus an enourmous lunch that renders you uncapable of moving your body in any direction for over two hours. I am truly surprised that people are not that fat anyway. Maybe they do walk a lot; or even riding a bus consists a training session with all that pushing and shoving, swaying from side to side, rocking back and forth...
saludos,
Desi

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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crazyforcolombia says on Oct 13, 2004, 13:05:

No Paris Sorry to dissappoint you Elmo,I also can't stand Paris Hilton,give me a brunette anyday

Crazy For Colombia

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Mr. Hollywood says on Oct 13, 2004, 13:21:

The Paris Hilton thing Interesting theory, Elmo, but how to do you explain all the gay guys who are CRAZY over J-LO and, even more inexplicably, Bette Middler?

The scary thing about being attracted to Paris Hilton is being attracted to Paris Hilton.

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isaactraveler says on Oct 13, 2004, 14:27:

i think south americans are more image aware genetics
boredom
lack of physical activity
stress
diet


These all play a large role in obesity, and of course the horrible american diet. Generally, most Colombians seem to be very aware of physical appearances ( many adults are seen with braces) and they seem to work very long busy days. Stress can create Obssesive Compulsive behaviors like over eating, and the combination of foods when eaten play a factor (breads and greasy foods, sugars and fats...)I dont see alot of bread eating in Colombia. Arepas are pretty much fat-free too.

screw it... whatever the reason that latin women look so fine..I will take it. I loves them nalgas!

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YEP says on Oct 16, 2004, 05:20:

Gays loving Bette Midler at Hollywood

Because she's a queen ;-)

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YEP says on Oct 19, 2004, 23:37:

What about supplying a link for the more spanish illiterate among us ;-)

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