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Colombian Spanish for english speakers

The other day I got this by mail... so funny

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak We took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Colombian Spanish.

(Léanlo en voz alta en inglés, está genial!)
1.Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
2.N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
3.Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = fat old man
4.Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
5.S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
6.Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rag.
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frío = are you cold?

I apologize for number 12 and 13 a little bit disgusting but.... funny, sorry ladies...

12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

By gabolicious on Jul 15, 2008, 17:12 in Friendly Talkzone.

gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:33:

14. Boy a be beer fell is = voy a vivir feliz

Elección no canonización....

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gamm2 says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:52:

not to be annoying, but when I read a lot of them in English, it doesn't sound like the saying in Spanish... some are funny though :)

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gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 17:53:

you are right gamm2 but some of them are funny, aren't they?

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ColombianoGringo says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:04:

"T N S L P P B N T S O"

LOL

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paisa29 says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:29:

eso está super bacano.

Tengo otra:
My leg grow: Me alegro.

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gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:46:

No me sabía esa paisita...

=)

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Simon says on Jul 15, 2008, 18:49:

"T N S L P P B N T S O"

Holy shit! When I saw these jumbled letters, I though WTF is this...but that is hilarious!!

HERE'S SIMON!!!!

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houstongal says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:08:

These are pretty funny. The letters are hysterical!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:09:

HG!!!!!!!!!!!

Hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=)

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gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:11:

I do have another but that is in spanish and is not nice... any ways here it goes... read it in spanish

K K C K

I KNOW THAT IS GROSS!!!

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houstongal says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:11:

I'll send you an email Gabo....a very LONG day. I should be sleeping.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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gabolicious says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:12:

oh ok...I'll read it... take care and descansa mucho amiga...

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papiChulo says on Jul 15, 2008, 20:20:

gabo execellent post... good stuff I needed a laugh today.

you'll never go before your time

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