Colombian People

elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 04:30:

what is your race and i'll tell you

I'll get there, when I get there!

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 04:46:

I have a feeling hes a pasty gringo who turns lobster red in the sun.

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Ekdog says on Oct 24, 2007, 04:53:

I've heard there's a lot of racism in Korea. Black folks are especially hated. How sad!

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 04:55:

Does'nt sound much different than Colombia.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:04:

GIB, you think he's a pasty gringo?
Let’s just assume he is.
Dude, come to Colombia and head straight to Bogotá, Cali and Medellin, it will be the best decision you've ever made.
No more lonely nights chocking the chicken, no more walking into a bar and being completely ignored, the minute those colombianas see you, forgettabouit, is like brad "fokin' pitt just walked in and I’m exaggerating,

I'll get there, when I get there!

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:19:

Yeah, like Juan Pablo. GIB, do you ever go there?

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:22:

juna pablo? is that in bogota?

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:24:

Yeah, its kind of like La Dolce Vita. Mad ho's!

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:26:

Korean women can be very cute!! ive met so many with drop dead figures. Plenty of meat on the bone, thats what I like. Like a juicy rump steak :)

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:30:

me like mad ho's jijiji with juicy rump steak ass jijjijij

I'll get there, when I get there!

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:38:

I was tempted with one girl at Juan Pablo's. She was from Medellin. She had real skinny waist and a big culo. It had to be an ass implant. I think they want a lot of pesos though. One girl said it was 500k all night...LOL

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:54:

My god!! ass implants!! wouldnt they explode if you sat down too quickly?...well I suppose they could be useful to hang on to while bouncing around the bedroom Rodeo style!!!Yee-haaa!

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:56:

500k...thats 121.61GBP!!! way too much!!

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 05:56:

Ass implants are common in Colombia. You'll know when you see one.

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:02:

500K....thats probably how much GIB pays in rent every month...LOL

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Bill Turley says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:11:

BACK TO The original point which is a valid question. In the US there is Racial Prejudice. This does not really exist in Colombia, to any great degree. In the US there is very little Classism, in Colombia that is the prejudice.

Mr. Bill Somondoco

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:18:

I liked the way you turned the conversation from juggling ass implants to racial prejudice Bill lol!!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:18:

There's racial prejudice in both places but since I only live in NYC I’ll tell you my honest observation from the big apple and ofcourse Colombia where I was born.
In Colombia white guys rule big time. Of course if you’re black American, colombianas only see dollar green.
Now in NYC there is definitely heavy racial prejudice, if you’re white guy, you aint getting NO chucha. Punto!!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:23:

The bone is usually bigger so thats a plus :)

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:28:

Do you guys think there is any racial prejudice against the "bone"?

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:31:

A bone has no prejudice :)

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:32:

LOL especaily a drunk one

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:34:

A drunk bone?? now thats interesting...."Its not my fault, my bone was drunk and just kindoff snuck in under the radar"

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:36:

hey a drunk bone can be an SOB sometimes

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:44:

Yeah then after the sex, i'll tell them i'm poor and unable bring a foreign bride to the U.S. Its like being raped without knowing it.

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:47:

LOL Morph, that brings a whole new meaning to "dando PAPAYA"

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:56:

Wow, Elmo do you think I would have the same type of success rate if I were to visit Bogota and speak nothing but English and "espeaki un poquito spanish"?

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 06:56:

Good thinking! I'll try that one day. Next time I go to Pennsylvania, i'll take some pictures at the trailer park. Theres a lot of scary rednecks there with beards and no teeth.

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morphus says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:07:

My Puerto Rican friend used to do that when we went to Cuba. He spoke perfect Spanish but used to avoid speaking Spanish at times because it got too annoying, especially with the girls. I would end up talking for us with my crappy Spanish.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:08:

guys, i'll tell you from my own personal experience
I've taken my black barranquillero ass to colombia copious of times including bogota and medellin. In 70 years traveling there I've only gotten FREE CHUCHA, ONCE!!!! YES!!! ONLY ONE TIME and i ended up marrying her, while my gringo buddies get free chucha there all the time.
At my age i still do alright in NYC but ofcoure not of the same quality and quantity i used to get when i was young.
My next trip to colombia i already have a pre pago ready for me, i've not seen her yet but my nephew says she's the type i like.
and what is my type? any broad willing to jump in the sack with me for a resonable amount of money

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:09:

GIB and Morph, trust me guys I fok spanish up completely, I think once I open my mouth it would be a dead give away im costeño and it would be all over.

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:11:

I would them have to resort to drastic measures and whip out the blue passport.LOL

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:14:

In Cartagena all I have to do is dance to La Reina by Diomedes with them, not so much so in Bogota

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:17:

Heres my secret: if youre gonna dance with women, and you cant be bothered to, go to a really busy, packed out dark night club. You can swing your shoulders and noone will ever know your feet are glued to the floor the whole night ! :)

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:21:

I can defend myself dancing, its just talking, one "vaina" out my mouth and its over!!!!

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:26:

In other words

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gringolondinense says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:27:

so youre a sheep that can eat wolves?? :) BBBBAAAHHHH

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:37:

Elmo, whats your email compa? Got something funny, dont know how to post it on this....

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elmodefoque says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:40:

manda esa vaina a malparioHP at yahoo.com thanks!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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El Polo says on Oct 24, 2007, 07:50:

Elmo I cant foward the email cause I have to be a member of madblast.com, go on the website when you get a chance they have some pretty funny stuff

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scarby558 says on Oct 24, 2007, 17:47:

I am a US American and I have traveled to Colombia 3 times in the past two years... staying anywhere from 1-3 months at a time. I have never had any problems with anyone. In fact, quite the opposite... everyone has been amazing starting from the flight to Bogota. I have met some really great friends on the flights I have taken from Miami to Bogota. Everyone is very warm and welcoming. Hahaha a lot of time we like to play.. lets get the gringa drunk on aguardiente on her first night in town... good game... lost my shoe.. but it was fun... i think hehehe

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mj1968 says on Oct 24, 2007, 20:41:

Well, your posts made me laugh, but I think I get the picture. I am white. Korea is one place not worth your time.Anyway, I will probably come to Bogota later this year. I just want to be able to walk down the street and feel comfortable and make a few friends. Hopefully find a nice GF.

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 24, 2007, 22:02:

The most unbelievable comment was Morphus saying his friend from Puerto Rico spoke perfect Spanish. That's like saying "my friend from New Orleans (Knawlins) spoke perfect English." That is rare!

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Oct 24, 2007, 22:10:

mj1968, if you got the picture based on what you've read on this thread then you really haven't gotten the picture at all..
Morphus, Elmo....as your guides to "what the Colombian people are like".....oh, dear.

There's good stuff here about Colombian people, though, read "random thoughts..." thread, there's some valid observations about Colombian people. Other threads too.

Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Buongone says on Oct 25, 2007, 01:23:

I've flown on Korean Air headed over to Angeles City, PI. Before a few times. The only nice Koreans I've met are the stewardesses. The rest of the Koreans ovr in that part of the world are snobish/rude people. IMHO Colombians are more friendly.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 25, 2007, 02:26:

mj1968 I will recommended you to read this post "Some Random comments on Colombia and South America" by static. you will get a pretty good idea about Colombian people and Colombia

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morphus says on Oct 25, 2007, 04:55:

Colombians are all celestial beings. They do no wrong.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 25, 2007, 04:59:

bueno tampoco Morphus.... pero somos bacanos si o no ...:)))

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morphus says on Oct 25, 2007, 05:06:

Si amorcita

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 25, 2007, 05:15:

amorciTO. I'm glad we agree ;P

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gringolondinense says on Oct 25, 2007, 05:27:

Amorcito?? Im getting jealous now!

:(

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billyb says on Oct 25, 2007, 06:55:

Maybe he meant almuerzita?

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morphus says on Oct 26, 2007, 05:20:

Well, one day you are going to be oldgringoinbogota without a wife. What are you going to do? If you still got "wood" you're going to have to pay for some chucha, right?

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mj1968 says on Oct 26, 2007, 20:56:

I fully understand gringoinbogata. I hate to seem naive but I still think one can find a "good girl" Nowhere is perfect but home. All 3rd world countries are similar. You have girls thinking they can take you for a ride. The best you can do is protect yourself against such things.

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tomtom33 says on Oct 27, 2007, 03:21:

Morph, there are many forms of payment including non-monetary payments. One way or another, you always pay. You just have to decide whether or not it is worth it. Outside of my primary novia, I prefer to pay in cash.

There are good girls all over. Do you choose to pay the price?

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Rob77 says on Oct 27, 2007, 05:44:

What GIB described of visa hunters, etc., is a legitimate factor for gringos. But it is also a stereotype. Not all women fit it.

There are plenty of women interesadas in the US as well. And you have to use your instincts to weed them out. Gold diggers tend to be inpatient and materially focused. If you want a woman to want you for your heart, don't try to win them over by splurging on them. Men who come down here also mislead women by spending far more than they normally would at home. If you are looking for a genuine partner, and not just chucha hunting, no matter what country you are in, you need to take it slow and let the relationship stand the test of time.

I am sure that the failure rate for relationships between gringos and Colombianas is highest for the men who come down here looking to find a gal quickly and head back to the US. The kind of relationships based on hunting in some bar or club. Those relationships have little substantive basis. They are destined to fail.

On the other hand, if you are fortunate enough to stay in Colombia long term, you will have opportunities to meet many women of different backgrounds through your daily life, without even trying. Women who were not out hunting for a gringo! Those serendipitous relationships, given time to develop, may produce a more lasting future in either country. Think about it, not only does the time give you a chance to really get to know each other, including the cultural and habitual differences, but also gives you a chance to touch on the kind of situations that would arise from living together in either country.

I don't know how anyone could expect a legitimate lasting relationship to come from the drive-thru encounters some men come down here for, especially the ones who use agencies!

PS. OP, sorry your post got hijacked!

BOYCOTT CITGO - CHAVEZ SUCKS!!!

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johnarizona says on Oct 27, 2007, 23:25:

If you are bummed out in Korea, chances are you will never make it in Colo.....skip it. Stay in USA. Don't sound like you relate to foreigners well. Describing yourself as average is interesting....nothing worse than an average American (USA). We used to call them the Average Asshole when I was in high school....even then we had some insight to a dickhead. There are approx 40 million people in South (you are in the southern part right Hee-Roh?), you found them all to dislike you? Americans disliked in S. Korea are generally LOSERS...I was 39 months in-country....hard to be disliked there unless you really standout as a deadhead. Colombian's will really see thru your sad US ass if the Hermit Kingdom could. Quite, easygoing....lick my Colombian shoe...boy.

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johnarizona says on Oct 27, 2007, 23:28:

I meant that all in a nice way MJ1968....pass on Colo....go back to your race whereever/whatever they are, UNLESS they kinda made you feel the same way?? Chogi gah!

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eywed says on Oct 27, 2007, 23:35:

Damn Johnarizona you just owned him. Talk about a bitch slap! POW!!!!!!!

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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