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Colombian night clubs in NYC

So there I was (friday night) with the morph, this time we had drinks at a Colombian joint in Astoria queens which used to be all Greek put with the massive alarming Colombian invasion, few Greeks are left.
We went to “SONG 69” something like that, on Steinway.
All they played was that boring Latino romantic chit from the 60‘s and ‘70‘s. My wify took me there once and told me cachacos love that kind of music. Not only did we had to endure that romantic chit but also a drunken Chileno seated next to us. He bought us beers be we had to listen to that modefoque talk about SALVADOR ALLENDE all fokin night long.
Being a hard core commie, of course I admired Allende, but that modefoque was killed a long fokin time ago.
Then we went to another joint on Queens Blvd. that reminded me of a FEDERICO FELLINI MOVIE. There were modefoques from all over the planet here, RUSSIANS, PHILIPINOS, PUERTO RICANS, BLACKS, COLOMBIANS, ARGENTINOS,SALADORENOS, HINDUS, IRISH, ITALIANS. KOREANS, ABORIGINIES. POLACKS, CROATS, you name it, they were here.
Very friendly women. Liked it better than any of the Colombian places we been to, and the girls bought their own drinks.

By elmodefoque on Oct 5, 2008, 07:07 in Friendly Talkzone.

elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 07:08:

thank you and good nite

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 08:26:

one thing i will miss most about USA, is live from new york is saturday night live

how do i get that biden palin debate skid on here?

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ujay says on Oct 5, 2008, 08:29:

elmo ,is song 69 ,not a gay bar disco.what you doing there,lol

http://www.jukelightning.com

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 08:37:

WHY I'M THE ONLY MODEFOUQUE LEFT IN AMERICA, WHO LOVES PRESIDENT BUSH. WHY?
HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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ujay says on Oct 5, 2008, 08:49:

elmo ,when i get this boat ,you will have to come sailing for a week .lol
keep the posts coming.

http://www.jukelightning.com

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 08:55:

UJAY, ILOVE TO GO SAILING, NOW THAT I'M RETIRED I ALSO DON'T GIVE A FOK, I'LL GO ANYWHERE ANYTIME.
I DON;T GIVE A FOK

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 09:00:

after drinking beers with the morph until 3 am i had to meet a buddy a 6am (3 hours later) to go fishing.
I had the biggest beer hangover, but did i give a fok? nope, i dunk my head in cold water and fished until 5 pm.
now i'm gonna stay home drinkin til i pass out.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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rhydewithdis says on Oct 5, 2008, 09:32:

Women say NY's dollar-dance clubs have darker side

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--dancers-for-h...

Women complain about exploitative management, sexual advances from clients (NAMELY elmodefoque) and even violence.

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 10:49:

i don't know about them guys, but i pay my 2 dollars per dance and that's it.
they charge 4 dollars per reagatton song cus dry humping is involved, i don't do that.
i still have some dignity, imaginate un maldito viejo como yo dique dry humping in public with a 20 something year old girl, how ridiculo is that?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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richardshari says on Oct 5, 2008, 11:01:

Madre mia, Mode, I have to be careful when reading your posts or else i'm gonna wet my pants of laughter! Dios mio y que un viejo dry humping!! LOLOL

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junkyak says on Oct 5, 2008, 11:57:

Hey elmo,
what was the name of the club on queens blvd? ill have to check that out!

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elmodefoque says on Oct 5, 2008, 13:38:

junkjak, the 2 dollar a dance are mostly on roosevelt ave.
i have to ask morph for the name of the one in queens blvd with the sancocho of races.

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roloenNJ says on Oct 5, 2008, 15:16:

jajaja esta buena la historia de el sabado

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romy says on Oct 5, 2008, 19:45:

On related news...

Women say NY's dollar-dance clubs have darker side (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gpfEn1Zumm2ULHFDxpgz4KRXayowD93J7VO...)

``Today, the woman hail from Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, the Dominican Republic and elsewhere. They are often single mothers who have become migrant workers to support the families they left behind.``

``The men she dances with at a nightclub on Roosevelt Avenue in Queens are mostly laborers from Latin America. They are often construction workers, landscapers and restaurant workers. Many come to the clubs still wearing boots and jeans, splattered with paint and mud.``

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morphus says on Oct 5, 2008, 22:10:

Colombian nightclubs in Queens seem to be all the same. I only go to drink. Theres not much going on besides a few female bartenders/hostesses with large breast implants. This time the girls had basketball size breast implants. It must be getting harder for illegal Colombianas to get work off-the-books so tienen que recurrir a medidas drasticas :)

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morphus says on Oct 5, 2008, 22:25:

Elmo, the other club was Sidetracks. That drunk German/Italian girl was hot. We had a great conversation about urinating in public.

http://www.sidetracksny.com/gallery.html

uiu98

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La_Huella says on Oct 6, 2008, 01:15:

There's a whole thread on www.utopiaguide.com in the "Cheap Thrills" section where a group of guys try their darndest to get laid by one of those dollar dance girls. It took one guy just under a year before he scored for the first time. Talk about mas sal que chivo!

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morphus says on Oct 6, 2008, 01:51:

It could be done in less time but who wants to go through all the trouble? You're better off going to a normal pickup joint.

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junkyak says on Oct 6, 2008, 11:18:

Sidetracks doesnt really look like a hookup spot....no dance floor? =(

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morphus says on Oct 6, 2008, 20:12:

Thats only one room

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 6, 2008, 22:18:

Morph - I can't get a hold of Slyguy. I hope he is OK. But if I don't hear from him within a week, wanna go to Medellin or wherever? First week of October.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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morphus says on Oct 6, 2008, 22:30:

Yeah, I would'nt mind. We'll get some beers and ride the metro cable ;)

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rhydewithdis says on Oct 7, 2008, 01:34:

Sidetracks of today is horrible compared to Sidetracks before they burned down 2-3 years back. Sidetracks was the ONLY spot to go at 2-3am, drunk off your butt and looking for to hook up with some girls around the way. They don't have a cabaret license and have essentially given up their crowd to Soel which is also on Queens Blvd, further West on 33rd St.

Go there on a Thursday night, and/or Fri/Sat night. AWESOME if you are down. If you are not hip, then just keep heading East from Queens Blvd to Roosevelt Ave and you will have more fun at the $2 dance places.

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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junkyak says on Oct 9, 2008, 11:45:

rhyde, hows the crowd at soel, is it pretty diverse?

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rhydewithdis says on Oct 9, 2008, 12:43:

Mostly Latino crowd -- well represented from that standpoint--ecuas, dominicans, ricans, colombians, etc. Sometimes DJ Camilo spins there -- good times.

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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elmodefoque says on Oct 9, 2008, 13:06:

hey morph, lets do the 2 dollar dance joints today.
I feel like dancing with a dominicana

I'll get there, when I get there!

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nueva york bombero says on Oct 9, 2008, 14:29:

I really gotta meet up with you guys one of these days......
I just spent three days in Manhattan chasing you know what!!!
Oh, I also got my Brazilian visa for next week....
Yo Elmo or Morph, wanna hit Rio????

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rhydewithdis says on Oct 9, 2008, 14:35:

nueva york bombero, are you FDNY? If so, where abouts in the city?

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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nueva york bombero says on Oct 9, 2008, 14:41:

No, FDNY would label me as a fake firefighter. I work in Long Beach, Long Island.
No commute, better pay, great schedule, safer and I can travel whenever I like!!!!!
I had my choice between FDNY and this.....no brainer!!!
Where u at?

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rhydewithdis says on Oct 9, 2008, 15:35:

Ahh ok. I live in Queens, NYC

They said I couldn't play football I was too small / They say I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall / They say I couldn't play baseball at all / And now everyday of my life I ball.

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