Colombian in-laws in NYC

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:03:

maybe i take them to eat good mexican food, they must be sick of eating pendeja paisa

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elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:08:

morph, i was thinking of taking the young guys to queens to check out colombianas, but what's the point, they're coming straight from the mother load.

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morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:08:

How about "Sizzler"?

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:09:

they still around?
or red lobster

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morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:10:

Red Lobster is good too. They don't got anything like that in Medellin.

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:12:

chit, then they gonna think i'm loaded too. great idea jajajaj

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miamimike says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:12:

Elmo-I would take them out to Dinner at one of NY's famous Hot Dog Eateries, get them some Coney Island Hots loaded with Chile, Cheese, Jalepeños and a Cold Brewski,,,Mmmm

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morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:12:

Theres a Sizzler in Rego Park, Queens on Queens Blvd

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:15:

maybe i really really impress them if i take them to Olive fokin Garden in Times square for authentic gumba cuisine

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Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:18:

I love greenfield on Northern Boulevard. I know that is Queens but I love the food in that restaurant (brazilian).

Colombians are suckers for rodizio.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:20:

What do they think about you being seperated from your wife?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:21:

Elmo do you mean Sahagun? but that's not Sincelejo it's in Cordoba

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:22:

If so they may know my father's family, they are from there .

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Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:24:

Take them to Meldano's for a chisburger con queso.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:28:

They actually like me a lot though they know she lives in fokin queens and I live in wonderful Manhattan.
They feel bad about all the chit she did to me , like the time she busted a lamp upside my head and the time she almost killed me in El Prado, Barranquilla.
They think I’m a real nice guy and she’s mean.

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elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:30:

while in america, best thing to eat is good ol american food, how about BBQ's
for chisbuger or mexican food
corobita estoy casi seguro que es Sagu un vaina asi

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elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:45:

i forgot somehting, we're almost the same age.
So, when we go out i look like brother to my wify's father.
so it looks like i'm out with my niece (wify) nephews, my brother and his wife.
Now if i was to knocked up my wify's mother what would our kids be to my wify?

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morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:07:

Thats good! They don't think of you as a cradle robber. Plus, she's a genuine Poblado princess. How did you pull that one off :)

elmodefoque says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:13:

charm, plus i dance a mean vallenato and merengue
so i imagine when i'm drunk

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:38:

Elmo wherever you take them, they will enjoy, show them the main attractions, that is what Colombians want to see, the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, Time Square.. and you can tajke them to Little Italy, and take your father in law to Hooters hehehe I bet he will enjoy it

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oldbongo says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:43:

and then go to papaya for a fine dining experience.
and carnegies for 2 foot high cheesecake.
and 47th street to show them your diamond store.
(oops!) now kat wants to come too.
sorry

morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:56:

I'm a real New Yorker, I never been the Statue of Liberty. I been to Hooters though. I work down the street. They make a good Philly cheese steak :)

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 9, 2007, 10:56:

somebody mention diamonds? .....

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oldbongo says on Nov 9, 2007, 11:04:

hola tramposa

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 9, 2007, 11:30:

hola Mr Oldbongo how are you doing?

BTW OB, i am going to send you a pm about the sad story of that flying pig that came over my house one day and drop a diamond :((((

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mrgizmo says on Nov 9, 2007, 11:48:

Back in the days when I was a teenager and someone came to visit us in NY, a typical Sunday was to take them to Rockefeller Center, Broadway, a show and a movie at Radio City Music Hall ($2.00 per person, LOL) and then to eat a T-bone steak. Another sunday, The Bronx Zoo. Another day a ferry ride to Staten Island ($00.5 cents, per person, LOL) etc. and let's not forget the George Hamilton boat ride to Bear Mountain. Are any of these activities still around?????

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oldbongo says on Nov 9, 2007, 11:48:

we have been very busy at Cotemar refurbishing the jak to british naval standards, so as to be ready for the fiesta this coming season, we wouldn't want any of our guests to be less than impressed. Unfortunately, we haven't yet received your required communication that generates your special gold-embossed appointment to the position of first mate.
other than that, you should have the guest/victim list just about ready to publish.

oldbongo says on Nov 9, 2007, 12:02:

let me guess?
the joyero broke the stone.
it got lost.
porky dropped it at your neighbors.
daughter expropriated it.

MitchAlvarez says on Nov 9, 2007, 12:16:

elmodefoque,

ok so how long are they staying for? what type of place do you want to take them to?
have they been here before? si son pinchaditos you gotta treat them differently.
i think you should hit up something different. dont take them to colombian places, impress them with something they havent seen before. i have some very good suggestions but answer my questions first.

some choices are:

the rego park/forest hills area by austin street.
astoria has many nice european themed eateries and lounges.
in brooklyn (willamsburgh/greenpoint) there are some really nice places too.

just let me know what you have in mind.

toneloc24 says on Nov 9, 2007, 12:42:

They're not leaving Colombia to be around a bunch of other Colombians. Forget about Queens, Brooklyn or Bronx.

Screw that Elmo. Over a Saturday and Sunday, Time Square, Central Park, Greenwich Village, Soho, South Street Seaport, Chinatown... That should really awaken their senses.

You wouldn't be a gracious host if you don't take the father and brothers to Hooters. Whiet chicks in skimpy outfits??? They'll lose their minds. You can send the girls to window shop on Fifth Ave or Herald Sqaure, or even to Chippendales at night while you guys check out Seduccion in Queens.

Then on to the Statue of Liberty (have they even been on a boat before?) and Empire State Bldg. Wanna screw with them? Take them on a REAL metro (subway) excursion.

Then do Broadway/Upper West Side....catch a cab to your part of the Upper West Side. All of that should wear out their senses.

Oh yeah, if they're around during Thanksgiving, or whenever this starts, the lighting of the Xmas trees at Rockefeller Center and the skating rink are always a hit.

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robi666 says on Nov 9, 2007, 12:47:

"charm, plus i dance a mean vallenato and merengue"
So Elmo, you did not dance la chichamaya with her?

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poco says on Nov 9, 2007, 17:10:

Forget taking them somewhere special.

Buy a few fifths of Jack Daniel, Johnny Walker Black etc. They'll love grouping up at your bar for a photo with half filled bottles with a glass in their hand. They will proudly display that Trophy Shot in the family album for years to come.

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miamimike says on Nov 9, 2007, 22:29:

Elmo Too bad Rooty Ghouliani cleaned up 42 st Times Square, you could have taken the Guys there for a Cheap Peep Show,,,Curse Rooty G for that,,,

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morphus says on Nov 10, 2007, 21:16:

They still have peep shows on Time Square but there is a glass partition blocking you and the girl. Back then you used to be able to put your hand through the window and touch.

miamimike says on Nov 10, 2007, 23:07:

I remember well when you could do that Morphus! When the guys on the Merchant ships were paid off, it was one of the first places they stopped at! A Shipmate of mine who decided to sleep in one of those small Peepshow Movies fell asleep and was rolled for $7,000! After he fell asleep in the movie Seat, they used a Blade(razor) to slice his back pocket and lift his wallets with the Cash. What an Idiot, that was ONE expensive Peep Show,,,LOL

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,

morphus says on Nov 11, 2007, 19:37:

As rule, I would only go to peep shows with live girls. The ones with movies always attracted gays.

vicshere says on Nov 11, 2007, 19:41:

hehehe
"They still have peep shows on Time Square but there is a glass partition blocking you and the girl. Back then you used to be able to put your hand through the window and touch."

i remember being able to stick your whole head through the window and get some good action...being 18 again those where the days

listo

morphus says on Nov 11, 2007, 19:49:

Oh yeah, it was $3 to touch the breasts and $5 to lick. Crotch was $5 to touch.

vicshere says on Nov 11, 2007, 19:54:

hehehe yes its all coming back to me now

listo

elmodefoque says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:02:

so there I was on the NYC/Staten Island ferry, taking pictures of the impressive lower Manhattan skyline with my wify, mother in law (second visit to USA) and father in law (first visit to USA and just a couple years older than me)
They are nice and all, but their taste in city is completely different than mines.
They like old buildings and chit, most of the stuff in Manhattan is modern brand new skyscrapers.
So I’m thinking, chit where can I take these modefoques?
China town and little Italy ofourse. They were fascinated by that old decrepit crap. All those ugly old buildings look like they’re about to fokin fall. They were impressed with the arquitecture. What fokin alquitectaute, they don’t even be having no fokin elevators.
I used to live in those pieces of old chit.
Fir Next weekend I decided to show them a real old piece of chit city. So we’re going to either Boston or Philadelphia, they got enough old chit there to make them really happy.

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toneloc24 says on Nov 12, 2007, 10:57:

Elmo - Take them to Brooklyn, downtown, Park Slope, Bklyn Heights, Fort Greene. Plenty of old-ass, but interesting architecture.

Save yourself the gas on Boston or Philadephia. But if you go down to Philly, you gotta take them by Atlantic City.

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