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Colombian girls!!!!!!!!!

(Written by andres)
Hi everybody!
Today this girl new Colombian girl came to my school, so the office calls me in and tells me that "oh we called you in because there is this new colombian girl called angelica and we wanted to know if you would like to show her around" i was sure! so they bring her out and she is beautiful!!!!!!!!! oh my gosh am Colombian I was born in Barranquilla but i came to the U.S when i was seven and everybody says Colombian girls are gorgeous and today I really saw it. shes so cute am in love!!

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By Peter (Moderator) on Mar 3, 2003, 21:00 in Friendly Talkzone. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 3, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! here is wher eu being proud comes n...its the first step to becoming the proudest haha...wait to you find out about her..personality wise she is probably killer too good luck on that

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 3, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! does she put out?

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 3, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! does she put out?

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 3, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! Don't be fooled, most of them will play you.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 4, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by mauri)
thats a lucky break in life....meeting a Colombian girl! ahhhhh.....mmmmm....dont regret anything do for it !!!!good luck y que viva Colombia!

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 5, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! Hey, they are hot tempered and they will make your life chilly hot. You might want to divorce after your first year of marriage. Ha, Ha, Ha.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 5, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! Give her a good ramming up the arse and she'll love you 4ever.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 5, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by Dre)
Every post here is a geralization of girls everywhere in the world not just Colombian.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 6, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! try the donkey punch on her,she'll love u long time!!!

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 6, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! hey andres give 'er the old


blump-kin, she'll love u forever

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 7, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! u guys r dumb LOL

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 10, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! hey andres try the ol' cleveland steamer, she'll marry you, no doubt!!!

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Peter (Moderator) says on Mar 11, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! Give her the "dirty sanchez" she'll love u 4 ever

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Peter (Moderator) says on Apr 17, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! she will be cheating on u in 2 weeks

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Peter (Moderator) says on May 24, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by anonymous)
they are more evil then beutiful,they grow up in a very fucked up society therefore it's a proven fact they will fuck you over,advise: hit and run dude!!

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Peter (Moderator) says on May 27, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by anonymous)
they are magic girls. before marriage

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Peter (Moderator) says on May 31, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by anonymous)
Colombian girls are the sweetest mommys !!!!
I love Colombia, and my Colombian women.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jun 7, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by anonymous)
Colombian girls are great if they haven't been compromised by colombian life, la vida les da duro pero son preciosas.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jun 7, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by anonymous)
Y las que son normales son PERFECTAS

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Peter (Moderator) says on Sep 13, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by colombian)
My sister look for man in America. Plaese to marry her. My family like to move .She 17 year,
she 1 children. America frredom if you have good job and more than 40 year you can reaply.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Sep 13, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by holaaa)
A colombian in your school!!! How old is she

CAN YOU HOOK ME UP?

I'm looking to get divorced soon and looking for
a young Colombian girl. My wife will keep the kids and I can help fund her education and send some releif to her family in her country.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Sep 13, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by Colombian guy)
My wife's brother is looking to come to the U.S
and she asked if I can find a wife for him. Can
anyone help me, or do you know anyone in the Chicago area that is willing to marry a well-educated Colombian man? Age is not a factor.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Sep 13, 2003, 21:00:

RE: Colombian girls!!!!!!!!! (Written by Cali girls)
I recently met a girl in Cali.I was on vacation for a week,and she tells me she loves me.This girl really showed me a good,and says she wants an older man because men in Colombia are machos.
I'm 43,single and never married,she is only 19.
Anyone have any thoughts?

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2004, 11:12:

fine colombian latinas hell yea thats all i got 2 Say

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2004, 12:01:

Geez, another moronic thread that did not deserve its first life let alone its second. Can't you trollers leave these old threads alone? Of course I guess that's the whole point in being a troller!

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2004, 13:02:

hey im 16 and half colombian living in london and visiting the country 4 da 1st time this year. Im going bogota then Santa marta!Any nice guys round those areas??

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2004, 16:04:

be aware of gold diggers and visa seekers I would say get to know the person really well. Time and interaccion with this person will show you her true intensions.
Watch out for small, but constant requests for money or gifts. e.g.
money to get a cellular so she can be in contact with you or she ask you for $50.00 or so. DO YOU GET THE IDEA?
Don't let this person use you and take advance of your feeling.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 16, 2004, 16:14:

you are 100 % right They are really beutiful in the outside, and sometimes in the inside, but only until they get what they want.I know it from my own experience I use to be engaged to a crazy one.They always are checking out for money or gifts. This is from "use to be a Stupid Gringo".

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 17, 2004, 15:08:

Colombianas are the devil Run dude! as fast as you can.
Colombian women are evil. If your mom is colombian you should know.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 18, 2004, 15:30:

Agree - Colombians are the devil RUN, RUN, RUN.
From personal experience, both females and males take advantage. And the family tie-in, beware. Don't be stupid. Look out for requests of money/gifts. Once they know your hooked, they got you. They are clever and know how to play psychological games. I don't know of one positive experience with friends having been involved with a Colombian male or female. All those that have are happily separated, of course after paying the cost of years of mental anguish of being robbed.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 18, 2004, 16:40:

this is too funny!!!! I agree with giving it to her in the arse, central & south american chicks love that!!! Take her to providencia and do it man!!.....just don't get married to her, although it's probably better to marry her than a north american feminazi!!!

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 19, 2004, 01:52:

It's all mental I have been traveling to Colombia for 5 years and have met some wonderful women...

Yes .. they may ask for money and gifts, but what you get in return is downright excelent...

Don't fool yourself...

You can not find a young pretty girl in the USA that will do whatever you want..just for the asking..

Think About IT..

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 19, 2004, 02:03:

You are right I am 40 years old and met a 19 year old beautiful Colombian girl in Bogota...

I send your $100.00 a week, but when I see her, she treats me like a king.

What she does with her life when I am not with her does not matter... it's those unbelievable moments I live when I am with her that I can get over.

As I see it, I am investing in wonderful memories that I will take with me to the grave.

You are totaly correct, IT IS All Mental

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Peter (Moderator) says on Jan 19, 2004, 06:01:

I concur, concur, concur! If more men in the US knew about how beautiful and wonderful a Columbiana makes you feel they would all be there! Personally I wouldn't send her money monthly or weekly or whatever, because it is not necessary to do so and she will just turn into an american women. I DON'T have a problem with spending money or buying nice gifts for them while you are with them!! I read a post from some american female that anybody that pays to have sex with a women is a loser, and what does she think all the american guys have to do with their women????????? They all pay dearly and for what?? they end up with satans sister!!! The cost of american women is MUCH higher in money, time, emotion, etc. and the returns are nonexistent....totally different with a latina, especially colombian women.

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Peter (Moderator) says on Feb 3, 2004, 14:34:

Couldn't have said it better. Although i never was good with words. Luisa asked me for money once ($70), in 7 months. But hey she's from a rather poor family.

So far everything has been much better than I could expect,

Yes we're going though with a marriage soon,

Aaron

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jnandez says on Feb 5, 2004, 19:07:

Colombian girls are the best. I got married to a Dominican and he said once you go colombian you never go back. Love at first sight at least for him it was.

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john says on Feb 6, 2004, 13:19:

Colombian Colombian Girls are The Bomb. Nuff said.

John

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utopiacowboy says on Feb 6, 2004, 14:50:

Generalizations are always wrong (and right) to some degree, but any single guy who does not consider a Colombiana is out of his mind. I have talked to a lot of guys about this but the reputation Colombia has is enough to keep them from going down there and checking it out themselves. Oh well, their loss. And for those of us "brave" enough to actually go to Colombia and like myself, marry a Colombiana, we KNOW what they are missing. The most beautiful, charming, intelligent, sexy, approachable women on earth! And my paisa, inside and out, la mas hermosa mujer del mundo!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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ColombianAmerican says on Feb 8, 2004, 20:15:

Paisas are great! If you are man enough to take care of her properly. You are a very lucky man. I had a paisita I loved very much and she was crazy about me. And I ended up married to an American, because I thought my colombiana was too young. Good American woman, but nooooo comparison. 10 years later, my paisita still loves me, even though I got married! It hurts.

Split my life here and there,
love both countries and their people,
:) Harry

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elmexicano says on Feb 8, 2004, 23:00:

Colombian Girls I am Mexican, I love my Mexicanas. But I am crazy for Colombian girls. I hope to visit Cali this June, anyone have any advice on where to go? And is the food similar to Mexican food?

marcos

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