Colombian beats Brit in Boxing!

Simon says on Sep 6, 2008, 16:58:

Good! I'm glad he kicked his 'arse'!

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:13:

nojodaa,if we can't beat the brits in boxing entonces estamos bien jodido, pero bien jodido

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:28:

amir khan? amir khan? that sounds like a turco barranquillero name.
is gotta be some ayyrab guy.
if you can't beat an arab guy in boxing entonces estamos bien jodido

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:29:

them arab modefoque only know how to make sanwiches, but boxing???

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billyb says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:36:

Didn't the brits invent it? I mean the Marquis of Queensbury and all? Then again, they did invent soccer also, and see where that got them;)

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:42:

ok, i'll accept the brits beating us in soccer, cricket, fox hunting, polo, BUT BOXING????
NO FOKIN WAY, UNACCEPTABLE!!

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:44:

warning.
don't post while under the influence of alochol

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:51:

the reason why USA rules in the olympics is cus they got modefoques from all over the planet
blacks and mexican american will kick anybody's ass in boxing
you cant beat them hillbillies when it comes to swiming
forget about basketball

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Simon says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:52:

Actually, the Chinese invented Football, the Brits only created the world's first professional league.

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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elmodefoque says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:52:

them gringos won more metals than the entire world combined
because colombianos are so fokin.,let me not say it, we win chit!!!!

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Simon says on Sep 6, 2008, 17:54:

Lennox Lewis is British and I remember he kicked Mike Tyson's ass!

I also saw a Brit beat a Cuban at the Olympics just the other week.

"DON'T FOK WITH COLOMBIA!!"-----Simon

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billyb says on Sep 6, 2008, 18:25:

"Actually, the Chinese invented Football, the Brits only created the world's first professional league"

See where that got them also.

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billyb says on Sep 6, 2008, 18:26:

"ok, i'll accept the brits beating us in soccer"

jaja, no , I meant that they hadn't won anything (national team) since '66.

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billyb says on Sep 6, 2008, 18:51:

BTW, it was for the WBO Intercontinental lightweight title.

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dwmte7 says on Sep 7, 2008, 07:49:

wait til the knife fight....i hear that brits and colombianos both, are good with that old mexican express card.

remember, don't leave home without it....................

dwmte

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kalder says on Sep 7, 2008, 12:26:

"blacks and mexican american will kick anybody's ass in boxing"

Not the Russians they won't.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elmodefoque says on Sep 7, 2008, 14:13:

them thar russsians are human punching bags, they stop punches with their face.
they all fight like "rocky"
take any black modefoque from philly or a fokin chicano from east LA and they will beat the crap outta any boxer from accross the pond.
they'll sent them back with busted nose and pissing blood.
How do i know? i used to fight back in the days against puerto ricans and harlem blacks
Was i a good boxer? hell fokin no! i got knocked the fok out, all the time

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elmodefoque says on Sep 7, 2008, 14:16:

i'll show you a pic from back in my boxing days

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morphus says on Sep 7, 2008, 22:39:

Mexicans good at boxing? Maybe in the lighter divisions. Not in the light heavies or heavyweight divisions. Theres also a lot of hype involved with Mexican boxers. Back in the 90s when i watched more, they would take a Julio Ceasar Chavez who happened to be good and build up his record with mediocre Mexican boxers before putting him up against a Pernel Whitaker.

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morphus says on Sep 7, 2008, 22:47:

"Lennox Lewis is British and I remember he kicked Mike Tyson's ass!"

Lennox Lewis was born in London to Jamaican born parents. He represented Canada in the Olympics and had an American trainer as a pro boxer. He was knocked out by Oliver Mccall, a known crack smoker.

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morphus says on Sep 8, 2008, 01:13:

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elmodefoque says on Sep 8, 2008, 05:19:

among light weights, mexicans ruled specially the best pound for pound boxer of all time, the great salvador sanchez. He took on the best in his weight division and knocked them the fok out.
That modefoque showed up outta nowhere and they threw the best at him. He foked them up one by one
thank you!

\

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elmodefoque says on Sep 8, 2008, 05:33:

WHEN IT COMES TO BOXING , MEXICANS ARE THE BADDEST MODEFOQUES OUT THERE.
I NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF GETTING MY ASS KNOCKED OUT BY ONE OF THEM, BUT IT WOULD HAD BEEN AND HONOR

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elmodefoque says on Sep 8, 2008, 06:38:

a little advice for my dear brothers across the big waters
keep playing your soccer, cricket and the other chit you're good at and leave boxing to the big boys from this side of the pond.
Beleive me, you don't wannna face these modefoques here. I got hit by this black kid Reggie washington. 45 years ago, i still have this ringing in my head.
As a young man, boxing was my passion. even named my 3 boys after boxers.
Roberto for Roberto Duran
Alex for Alexis Arguello
Ali, for "Ali"
Ok, my last video
thank you and good nite all

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dwmte7 says on Sep 8, 2008, 07:37:

really curious, elmo.....what prompts a man to want to enter the ring and get his nose flattened, lips and eyes bloused and is fricken brains bounced around??? always seemed wierd to me.

dwmte

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El Polo says on Sep 8, 2008, 08:56:

Mode, check this video out, I couldnt stop laughing when I saw it. jeje

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dwmte7 says on Sep 8, 2008, 09:21:

ouch...homie needs to rethink his career choices.

dwmte

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paulr says on Sep 8, 2008, 10:13:

I was delighted to see Khan get beat, i have watched his career for a while now, mainly because he is from Bolton, a city near me. He was becoming very cocky in his behavior, driving around in fast cars(nearly killing someone when he crashed) and shouting and screaming for a title shot way before he was ready, he obviously was very far from ready, he needed to know that.

Well done Prescott. Another funny...

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billyb says on Sep 8, 2008, 15:09:

Paul, how is Bolton doing these days? I hear it has, to put it mildly, a bit of a pakistani feel to it?

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dwmte7 says on Sep 8, 2008, 16:05:

POW!!! right in the kisser

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on Sep 8, 2008, 16:07:

oh, by the way, thanks for clarifying that for me elmo...i appreciate it.

dwmte

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paulr says on Sep 8, 2008, 16:20:

Last time i was there, there were mosques everywhere adn the place was a mess. They even had race riots because a group (British national party) dared to march and talk against it. Not now as the immigrants are in full control.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6212337.stm

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kalder says on Sep 9, 2008, 00:14:

Where's Richard the Lionheart when you need him...

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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elmodefoque says on Sep 9, 2008, 08:00:

this is me during the time of my very brief boxing hijinks.
after the 6th fight with a 0-6 record a modefoque hit me so fokin hard in my face it nearly shoved my fokin big nose inside my skull. I called it quits after that, but now my fokin nose points left all the time

doug when you get into boxin your intention is to knock the modefoue out beforee he foks you up.

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dwmte7 says on Sep 9, 2008, 08:37:

well, elmo...that gives me some clue why somebody would crawl their ass into the ring just to get fucked up. shit when i was a young guy, i was a lover and i damn sure didn't want my face fattend up by some prick out to kill me. i had done that in the street and after a few fat lips and flat noses and eyebrows...man that was fricken enough. too, hands all beat to shit. i wanted to squeeze the broads, not get them all bloody.

when was that picture taken...about ten years ago...lol

dwmte

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El Polo says on Sep 9, 2008, 08:52:

Mode, I agree its much funner just paying the 50 bucks for pay per view, and watching some other dudes beat the chit out of themselves. I think your just being humble too dude, your forearm looks fokin ripped in that pic, no joda compa, a cual quiera le puede volar la tapa con una trompa :)

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elmodefoque says on Sep 9, 2008, 08:54:

FESTIVAL DE ORQUESTAS BARRANQUILLA 1984

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elmodefoque says on Sep 9, 2008, 08:57:

NOT ONLY WAS I GOOOD AT GETTING MY ASS KICKED, I ALSO PLAYED TAMBORA, BUT THEN AGAIN, ANYBODY COULD PLAY THAT CHIT

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E-Man says on Sep 10, 2008, 08:17:

Hey Elmo,

You look like Erik Estrada there. No wonder why you got all the chicks. Yes, I agree that there are some bad-ass mexican fighters (Sanchez, Barrera, Chavez & Ricardo Lopez (not many people talk about him but Lopez was as good as anybody out there )). I did mixed martial arts for about 8 years (I have 2 blackbelts) and actually many of the best fighters were Mexican. I have sparred with some of these guys and you can hit these guys with a baseball bat and they still keep coming. Some tough dudes. The puertoricans and blacks were quick as hell but the mexicans were warriors.

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