Colombia Fincas for Rent

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 12:21:

i am planing to rent my finca in the future, i have some plans for it, but it is not in medellin it is in a beautiful place in Los Llanos, i haven't got swimming pool but a great river near by




the little head you can see in the distance is my daughter's :))))

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 12:25:

also we have all sort of fruit trees and vegetable

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 12:31:

kat,
it looks great,
i am looking now for a small finca ,i need it in bogota or close to it,not too worried about the house on it ,a hut will do,just need it not over looked and safe for the car ,i got about 4 months left here so i want to do some painting.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 12:52:

ujay when we bought this farm we bought it because of the land, it is a great land very fertile, lots of fruit tress, plantain, yucca, orange, coconuts, avocado, patilla , you name it, also we have a little stream that pass along side the farm where you can fish, and at night you can see all sort of animals, it is beautiful, the downside was the house, it was like that for 2 years, and we love it, we used to call it "El Chalet suizo" but unfortunately the chalet is gone to be replace by a nice 4 bedroom style paisa house. :))







although i don't mind at least we are safe from snakes ;)

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 12:59:

lol kat ,
but to be honest a place like this will do me ,i dont need a nice house on it ,just one i can build a fire and bbq at night ,we had a place for years below masa,but it all changed when the train stopped going there.the lines and platform and office are still there, but sadly no trains any more.

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:06:

kat ,on your finca,you cook the chicken in doors ,or like us dig a hole put it in ,cover it over ,go to river ,come back after an hour its all done.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:16:

indoor? well the new house was finished this year, so to cook anything it had to be half outdoor/indoor, that chalet only have to bedrooms, and were the only with doors, the kitchen was like half outside jejej, but the lady who look after the farm, cook it indoor,

btw she does the most aji picante paste you have ever taste gezzzzzzz just a drop can make a hole in your pants!!! she keep sending the damn stuff to my husband here and we already have 4 bottles, to finish one you will need like 5 years!!

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Waterdawg says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:17:

Hey Kat : I have friend that lives down in " Villavicencio " , That's in the Los Llanos area , right ?? Close to where your place is ??

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:20:

yes, waterdawg, my parents live in Villavo, the farm is about 45 minutes from Villavo on the way to Pto Lopez

beautiful, beautiful place los Llanos!!!

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Waterdawg says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:25:

Need run down ! ... I can't seem to get my ass out of Bogota unless I fly back to the States on Biz. Mi Amiga and her family have been on my case to drive down for over a year now. As I am a Country boy through and through I'm sure I would love the area .. Would rather fish than do most anything else .. Oh yea my degree is in Agriculture too..

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:29:

well, give me a buzz if you decided to go, i will be there from November the 25th :)) i will be happy to show you and your family around :))

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Waterdawg says on Oct 1, 2008, 13:34:

Me , I'm solo ... But Maybe I can get myself motivated and slide down in November .. Is there a nice top shelf Hotel in the area ??? If I go down I might as well spoil myself..

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 16:26:

Villavicencio has got some great hotels as good as any in the usa.

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 18:54:

kat ,i missed it ,
snakes,i love them ,had 3 here ,how big on your finca ,and do you know what kind,great for keeping the rats away.
a lot of people dont like them,but really they are no problem,clean as well,
when they do go ,it comes out like milk,really smells ,but then you know its time feed them again.if you have any photos kat could you send them me ,thanks.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 1, 2008, 19:00:

una snakeista...wow, que mas?
douglas

dwmte

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 1, 2008, 21:46:

Hengo - I think you are being a little oversensitive. The OP is a little corny, but I wouldn't tie the topic to sex tourism. I assume we are all adults, and adults occasionally enjoy the company of romantic partners. Doesn't matter what country. I agree that women love going to fincas. I spent time at a couple myself (not far from Kat1's place actually) with my significant other. My times on the farms are some of my most cherished memories. But I sure wouldn't label myself as a sex tourist. I wasn't even thinking about sex - we were busy riding horses, watching monkeys, killing chickens, picking fruit, and herding cattle.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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ujay says on Oct 1, 2008, 21:55:

im thinking of getting a finca ,and opening a place like the film ,best whore house in texas,have all the girls hanging out the windows ,and some trannies ,a lot like go both ways,think it will work,
hey hengo want to help run it.

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 1, 2008, 22:25:

Ujay, I'll be your partner. We could name the joint, Roberto y Ujay's puteria.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 03:49:

rob ,we could have a sign up ....our hensgo.
and give a discount to all the prists that will come.and we would have to have spare room for all the time gringoloid will stop over,

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 2, 2008, 08:37:

OH My finca it's not going to be rented for any romantic gateway, no señor, i send the snakes jejejej
it's going to be a family gateway :)))


btw ujay , we have cuatro narices, coral, cazadora (this one not venomous) and Uios not venemous either but it is big and can strangle small kids. the most dangerous are the coral and the cuatro narices, the last one nearly bit my husband if is wasn't for the quick intervention of moi :))))

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 2, 2008, 10:01:

Hilarious ujay.

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 15:40:

hengo ,now hengo 2 ,must be borthers,
hengo they said they deleted you cos ,
you were the weakest link.........goodbye.....

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 16:03:

i cant ,dont wont to upset kat,if i remember right ,i think shes half taf now ,and you know in the valleys how them taffys get.yakidi brodwin.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 16:07:

hey if im right ,kat1 had to learn this,its just one word.....
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,
way to go kat.....

and yes spelling is right.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 20:49:

Hengo 2 (newbie) says on Oct 2, 2008, 15:23 (today): flag
kat1, you deleted me yesterday for voicing an opinion? not only did you not just delete my comment but you deleted me completely. why? a brief explanation would be appreciated. thank you.

ITS NOT COS YOUR A TROLL IS IT.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 20:54:

kat1 is one of the best mods on here,if she deleted you she will tell you ,and she must have had good reason,
just being the troll you are is one i can think of.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 21:06:

As far as me? I posted 2 comments in 6 months. One about the cruelty of animals. And yesterday about the Finca post which is a sex tourist post in my opinion. I was deleted as a member why?

COULD NOT BE FOR YOUR BIG MOUTH COULD IT,or for being a troll ,or may be for the same sorry reason your sat their own your own,no one likes you.You get what you sow as they say. live with it ,lmaoh
you are the weakest link goodbye.

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ujay says on Oct 2, 2008, 21:23:

Troll Boy: “I learned my first human words today!”

Mama Troll: “Oh? What were they?”

Troll Boy: “Eeeeek, a Troll! What does that mean?”

Mama Troll: “He said, “Go away! I’m not ready to be around you! Now help me fix dinner.”

Troll Boy: “Eeeeek, a Troll!”

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dwmte7 says on Oct 3, 2008, 05:09:

finca for rent...'puteria' that's a laugh. trannies del campo..que mas pues?

dwmte

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 3, 2008, 05:22:

really i haven't deleted any hengo1,2 or 3 i don't know who is this hengo.

because i didn't see his comments, no wonder i didn't know who RJ was replying to. :)))

b

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flyamerican says on Oct 10, 2008, 18:56:

here is one for sale, it's owned by a gringo that used to post here a lot.
www.colombiafarmvacations.com

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